Brittany Murphy Says Sorry For Small Penis

October 29th, 2004 // 4 Comments

Brittany Murphy has apologized for suggesting that Ashton Kutcher has a small penis. I don’t know why though, since it’s a known fact that all people who wear trucker hats have small penises. Why else would you wear something so incredibly ugly and play it off as stylish? The only answer is a small penis, my friends.

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Comments (4)

  1. derek fite | September 3, 2008 at 7:13 pm

    a friend working at the doctors office that circumcised ashton kutcher when he was 14 said his penis was average but had a large around mushroom shaped head due to his tight foreskin

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  2. jake | June 24, 2009 at 10:43 am

    haha derek that sounds very made up don’t you think?

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