Brittany Murphy Says Sorry For Small Penis

Superficial / October 29, 2004

Brittany Murphy has apologized for suggesting that Ashton Kutcher has a small penis. I don’t know why though, since it’s a known fact that all people who wear trucker hats have small penises. Why else would you wear something so incredibly ugly and play it off as stylish? The only answer is a small penis, my friends.

Read Brittany apologises for small manhood gaff @ [Female First]