Good Morning, Brittany Cole, And Other News

February 28th, 2014 // 26 Comments

- Paula Patton couldn’t look happier without Robin Thicke. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kate Hudson is probably single right now. [Dlisted]

- Things That Bounce Thursday is why God gave us GIFs. [theCHIVE]

- Kylie Jenner is totes edgy, you guys. Totes edgy. [Fishwrapper]

- Let a married guy tell you why your boyfriend’s a shithead and how the male mind works. [The Frisky]

- Melissa Joan Hart lost 40 pounds. Not recently, but over four months so don’t get too excited. [tooFab]

- I think Olivia Wilde‘s pregnant. Not as clearly as Reese Witherspoon, but close. Close. [Popoholic]

- Losing a loved one to FOX News is some legitimate bullshit that’s happening. [The Daily Banter]

- Goddamn, Tanya Mityushina… [Hollywood Tuna]

- Taylor Momsen did more stuff with tape over her nipples. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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  1. Brittany Cole 138 Water
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Its an upgraded version of Shauna Sands!

    I likey

  2. Brittany Cole 138 Water
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    More like an upgraded version of Sarah Jessica Parker. Still a horse face though. I say thee neigh!

  3. Brittany Cole 138 Water
    IdDoThat
    Commented on this photo:

    THAT… Ladies & Gentlemen… Is 100% All Woman! Maybe a little Botox here & there… maybe a little silicone, but WOW what a woman!

    • RubberBandMan

      Very nice indeed

    • Read again what you said. In 10 years the Japanese will rule the electronics industry with Fembots that look exactly like this women.The water in 138 is more likely to more natural than her.

      • IdDoThat

        True, my good friend. But you STILL have to admit… that IS VERY MUCH eye candy and YOU can NOT say you wouldn’t DO that. Unless, of course, you’re gay. In which case I have to say, “I understand… she has nothing to offer you. Which is just fine with the rest of us because that, alone, increases the chance WE just “MAYBE” might have a chance to get with her. I know… as low as the odds are… there is STILL THAT slight increase in odds in our favor.” Thank you for posting & have a great day!

      • RubberBandMan

        my .02 cents, when a woman is this hot, who cares if she has a few touch ups if it improves the eye candy and makes it more rewarding for us. Slightly fuller boobs, fine more for me to grab, nicer curvier butt, more for me to grab there too, bigger lips, well if I have to explain that one to you, you might as well turn in your man card.

  4. Brittany Cole 138 Water
    IdDoThat
    Commented on this photo:

    Lord, when I die, PLEASE bring me back for a short time as her bicycle seat. I beg of you!

  5. I don’t get it… where do they find all these generic skanky chicks? It’s almost like they’re a dime a dozen.

  6. Brittany Cole 138 Water
    JC
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    138 Water might as well go all in and just use cartoon characters at this point.

  7. Brittany Cole 138 Water
    Arlmlo Schlongfooster
    Commented on this photo:

    God invented Rubbers for this

  8. Griefer

    Good morning fake tits!

  9. anonym

    definitely what sarah jessica parker would look like if she fixed her face up.

  10. Not pictured: Matthew Broderick with a sign saying “Not even once”.

  11. Brittany Cole 138 Water
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    I see this picture and hear Fake Plastic Trees playing in the background. Fake barbie with fake water….wonderful!

  12. Brittany Cole 138 Water
    thecrazybetty
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    why the long face?

  13. Brittany Cole 138 Water
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    What the fuck is in that water?

  14. Brittany Cole 138 Water
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s so fake. I’d never touch a woman like that.

    AHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAAAAHHAA!

  15. Brittany Cole 138 Water
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    I always ride my bike with the kick-stand down and bolt-ons

  16. Brittany Cole 138 Water
    Jaime
    Commented on this photo:

    Something wrong with that face, nothing wrong with that body

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