Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, pausing in their efforts to fill their swimming pool with beef jerky, have transformed their son Sean Preston’s bedroom into the nativity setting for his first Christmas. The gaudy decorations include six waxwork models and several life-size toy donkeys and cattle. Britney is so excited that she even bought a cherrywood style manger for her baby. A source close to Britney said, “It cost an absolute fortune. But at least she didn’t have to buy a baby Jesus – because Sean is playing the part.”
Considering that any baby’s Christmas list consists entirely of 1) food, 2) warmth, and 3) crapping everywhere, blowing thousands of dollars on worthless Christmas decorations seems kinda dumb. Britney could tape a cardboard box to his head and he’d be just as happy. Hell, Britney could tape a cardboard box to her own head and be just as happy. And if, instead of taping cardboard to her head, she taped herself to the underside of a bus, then I’d be just as happy. And then I’d cross off items 1 through 75 on my Christmas list.
Mary45 | November 30, 2005 at 11:19 am
Makes me want to convert to anything… I thought they were into that Kabala (whatever)thing?? It’s too early in the morning…I think I’m going to barf…
Justin Cider | November 30, 2005 at 11:28 am
Yeah, I’m confused as well. Doesn’t Jesus somehow clash with a mystic Jewish religion… I mean, they did kill Jesus and all, didn’t they??
DevilsChrome | November 30, 2005 at 11:32 am
You just can’t take the trailer park out of the girl, can you?
PKClover | November 30, 2005 at 11:32 am
Some stories you read are so ridiculous you know they couldn’t possibly be true. Yes folks, you heard it here first. Not everything written in a tabloid is true! Dive Britney a break and let her enjoy the holidays.
trueart | November 30, 2005 at 11:52 am
when is britney gonna realize she married a worthless bum?
~S.Starr~ | November 30, 2005 at 11:58 am
What is so wrong with the poor girl? Who gives a left nut if she is decorating her baby’s room in a Jesus theme for christmas…even though she is into Kabalah. You people act like it is soooo major!!!!! Whats next…Britney signes her checks with her real name and not her Kabalah name!! or Britney wears green even though it’s not her power color!!!!
Ya…it sounds dumb…leave the girl alone…I mean at least she isn’t…well, Paris Hilton.
Horatio | November 30, 2005 at 12:06 pm
Everytime I look at a picture of Britney and Kevin, I can’t help but think of that scene in Casino where Sharon Stone has just blown through the last of her cash. I feel like that’s going to be Britney one day. I hope not, because I wouldn’t wish MC Hammer’s fate on anyone, but I think it’s pretty likely.
sst23 | November 30, 2005 at 1:17 pm
Kabbalah is a sect of judaism that centers around the mystical. It’s not a separate religion or anything like that, and the celebs who practice it are rejected by legit Jews.
And the Romans did it!
Brittany | November 30, 2005 at 1:22 pm
I can’t believe there are people writing comments defending Britney Spears. BRITNEY SPEARS! The website you meant to visit and post your comment on is http://www.britneyspears.com. It’s okay; I can understand the confusion.
Bill Clinton | November 30, 2005 at 1:54 pm
I don’t want to read another word about britney unless it is attached to a nude pic or a raunchy honeymoon video.
HollyJ | November 30, 2005 at 2:07 pm
Britney has an NFL neck. That sucker is wider in diameter than her cranium. I just want to put a corset on it for her.
PS ..Yes, why ARE people in here defending her? EW
kloo | November 30, 2005 at 2:51 pm
…i thought she made out with madonna and caught Kabbalah.
Marietta Fortune | November 30, 2005 at 3:06 pm
Don’t be so quick to dismiss kooky celebrity behavior. That’s how Michael Jackson started.
FnHdl | November 30, 2005 at 3:14 pm
good one, kloo!
Lush | November 30, 2005 at 3:19 pm
At every mention of Britney and Kevin’s trailerpark-esque spending habits I’m reminded of the Family Guy version of Britney in 10 years- 200+ pounds, missing a leg, attempting to dance on stage in her wheelchair… and then falling off the stage and starting on fire.
squashy | November 30, 2005 at 3:20 pm
Did you see the photoshopped pic of the “holy family” on allthisnonsense.com. Funny – but some people have a lot of time on their hands
always answer b | November 30, 2005 at 3:21 pm
I’m sorry, I thought Jesus’ mother was a virgin?
squashy | November 30, 2005 at 3:41 pm
There are so many twisted comments to make…i’m better off just leaving it along. Funny pic though.
KikiLala | November 30, 2005 at 4:07 pm
Her husband looks like a rat and he already has two children he ignores from a previous girlfriend, so we shouldn’t rag on Britney, instead we should pity her for the choices she’s made because she’s gone downhill and will continue to go further.
~S.Starr~ | November 30, 2005 at 4:25 pm
TO: Brittany
RE:I can’t believe there are people writing comments defending Britney Spears. BRITNEY SPEARS! The website you meant to visit and post your comment on is http://www.britneyspears.com. It’s okay; I can understand the confusion.
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And here I thought people were allowed to have different opinions! Wow, you sure proved me wrong. I must be INSANE for not thinking the same way EVERYONE else does. How dare I defend BRITNEY SPEARS!!!! Lame…
This girl hasn’t done anything out of the norm…how many people people in vegas have drunken quicky marriages…not an uncommon thing. Married a loser because they were in love and had a kid…REALLY not uncommom…She’s “dumb”…okay most people are except for the occasional few.
I don’t understand how you can hate someone you don’t even know…thats a sorry way to live…
tori | November 30, 2005 at 4:27 pm
that britney! she’s a real winner.
LadySpankington | November 30, 2005 at 4:43 pm
I wish that broad would dis-a-friggin-ppear!!! But as well all know, she’ll just take another good stiff dump, call it music and making more money. More then Britney, it’s her damn fans that suck. But I guess we get a good laugh at her on a biweekly basis, so that’s something….
Xanthia | November 30, 2005 at 4:45 pm
You must have cheated!!! That was #1 – 75 on my list too! #76 was when she o.d’s on cheetos and Festus (or whatever his real name is)is running around in circles pulling on his cornrows and screaming “what’l I do now?” over and over … and it is shown on prime time television~
Stacyy | November 30, 2005 at 4:49 pm
wow i wud hate to be britneys kid.. think of how phsycologically disturbed it will be when it grows up.. i mean are they going 2 crucify it for easter or something? or some weird kaballah thing? i thought jews didnt celebrate christmas.
HollyJ | November 30, 2005 at 5:27 pm
I don’t hate Britney. I don’t care enough to hate her.
I just think she’s a good example of how all the money in the world can’t buy intelligence or class. **shrug**
Anyway, it’s fine to mock wealthy young people that make stupid choices. I mean, we can’t mock fat ugly old poor people, can we? That’d be tacky, wouldn’t it?
(Did I really just ask that in here?)
HollyJ | November 30, 2005 at 5:28 pm
PS LOL Kloo!!
PKClover | November 30, 2005 at 5:47 pm
THIS JUST IN: Britney is building an amusement park in her backyard for baby Sean and hiring circus performers to run the rides! And Kevin is taking acrobat lessons from the high wire while Britney shoves cotten candy into her gaping maw!
God people, get a life.
derekd | November 30, 2005 at 6:00 pm
You just gotta love the real life Beverly Hillbillys!
kittiesyay | November 30, 2005 at 7:20 pm
omg blasphemy
Nikk The Templar | November 30, 2005 at 8:19 pm
As if the kid wasn’t scarred for life by having Britney Spears as a mother, now he’s going to have a Jesus complex.
Maybe they’ll change his name to Simon Peter Federline….or Judas Iscariot Federline.
nichole | November 30, 2005 at 9:12 pm
WoW. That’s the most ridiculous thing since the was museum in NY dressing up wax celebrities as the nativity.
What a waste of money. What worthless possessions.
hafaball | November 30, 2005 at 9:13 pm
Did that say that crap is gonna be in the babies room? I’m no Martha Sears, but that seems pretty pyschologically damaging to me for the baby, not to mention not very safe, or sane. I’d like someone to just steal all her money, cause I think these people would be better off eating bread crusts out of trashcans on the street then living the good life. Tara Reid’s mom stepped in, why doesn;t this one’s mom…
FH | November 30, 2005 at 10:12 pm
Who wouldn’t want to sleep in a room with six waxwork models and life-sized barnyard animals? If Britney’s as crazy as I think she is, Sean Preston will soon go by the moniker, Jesus Christ. She’ll be so convinced, she’ll start telling everyone he can walk on water and the next thing you know she’ll be taken in for drowning her baby.
Cheyenne_1 | November 30, 2005 at 10:55 pm
This is actually Britney’s Christmas gift to ex-flame Justin Timberlake: any lingering regrets or occasional surges of “wanna reconcile” went *fwoosh*, extinguished in bemused relief as soon as he heard about this.
clitcommander | November 30, 2005 at 11:48 pm
If her kid is Jesus….I give all religion up.
Period.
clitcommander | November 30, 2005 at 11:57 pm
PKClover:
God people, get a life.
This just in:
PKClover comes onto a celeb chat board to tell us all to get a life. I, for one, think we should all listen.
Please PKClover, what other wise words would you have for us mere mortals who mock dumb ass celebs? Perhaps the SUPERFICIAL should shut down?
Or, maybe, just maybe- you should visit sites more your style where the WORSHIP the dorks you defend.Oh….I don’t know. Say Seventeen Magazine.
Have fun there!
slinkhard | December 1, 2005 at 5:01 am
It’s not like s/he said Britney was her god or anything. Just that the story sounded like bullshit. That’s hardly hero worship.
assholic | December 1, 2005 at 2:51 pm
islam’s d greatest through and through. no, really.
TheLuciousDeluxe | December 9, 2005 at 2:23 am
Is there no end to the amount of money these two waste?
Next she’ll hire three people to play wise men so they can bring the baby a Filet O’ Fish sandwich, a Starbucks latte, and a pack of Marlboro Lights to lay by his manger.
Andy | March 3, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Britney’s Baby well lets hope the kid gets a better break than her when its older
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