“Y’all gettin’ sued, y’all!”
In what was only a matter of time, Britney Spears co-conservator Andrew Wallet has not only denied every aspect of the Jason Trawick abuse allegations, but is prepared to sue the dicks off of Star and RadarOnline, according to TMZ, who I’m sure took no joy in publishing this:
“Every aspect of the story published by Star Magazine is completely and utterly false.”
He continues, “Star Magazine was informed of the falsity of the story before it was published. All the statements attributable to Jason Alexander [in the Star Magazine story] are completely fabricated.”
Wallet continues, “The audio recording posted on RadarOnline is a fraud and it is NOT Britney. The audio they are allegedly relying on between Britney and Jason Alexander is obviously fake and ridiculous.”
Ironically, the only person who believed the recording was real was Britney herself who was quoted as saying, “I think he did it, y’all Didcha hear me talkin’ like one of them doctors on TV? That’s mah troof voice.”
UPDATE: And RadarOnline went ahead and released another one anyway. Smart.
Photos: Fame
FIRSTT?!
SECOND??
I hate you!
YEAH!!!! AND THIRD TOO!!!!!!!!!!!1
and you!!
Britney can take solace in the knowledge that she is having a “good hair” day.
As in the back of her head doesnt look like exposed brain? Thats only cos u cant *see* the back of her head
Britney discovered that trying to see the back of her head makes her neck hurt. Of course five minutes later she’s forgets and tries again. “Ow, dang it!”
Is it just me, or is there an irony in the fact that her spokesperson’s name is “Wallet”?
I don’t normally laugh out loud when I read this site, except when fish quotes britney spears. Hilarious, more please!
she looks like a catfish, but only a gay man wouldn’t hit that shit. you know she fucks like a mad bitch.
Can I get the reply button for mobile to work please. That test was for gogo, now I see the comment is way down the list…prunto!
How ironic. This woman doesn’t know about, or care about your blog–and even though you speak of her very immaturely and rudely, you are only helping her become more famous, i.e. make more money. Congratulations. Clearly she is doing a lot better being the idiot you make her out to be than you, being the pompous douchebag you are.
WTF were they thinking? I saw those reality show videos when she was with Federline, and it sounds nothing like her. That redneck piece of shit better have some phone records, ’cause it looks like Britney’s comin’ for ya’ll!
Happy bday QUEEN B! I love you!!!!!!!!!!
She looks so pretty here! Well decent at least..
Happy Birthday Brit!
This is good, I’m liking this. More hot southern chicks pleez.
She does look good there, and as for that tape, if people couldn’t figure out that wasn’t Britney talking then those people need lobotomies.
Those are the craziest eyes I’ve seen outside of a mental hospital. I wonder how much Halidol they need to pump into this chick to achieve some semblance of normalcy? Sad…