“Y’all gettin’ sued, y’all!”
In what was only a matter of time, Britney Spears co-conservator Andrew Wallet has not only denied every aspect of the Jason Trawick abuse allegations, but is prepared to sue the dicks off of Star and RadarOnline, according to TMZ, who I’m sure took no joy in publishing this:
“Every aspect of the story published by Star Magazine is completely and utterly false.”
He continues, “Star Magazine was informed of the falsity of the story before it was published. All the statements attributable to Jason Alexander [in the Star Magazine story] are completely fabricated.”
Wallet continues, “The audio recording posted on RadarOnline is a fraud and it is NOT Britney. The audio they are allegedly relying on between Britney and Jason Alexander is obviously fake and ridiculous.”
Ironically, the only person who believed the recording was real was Britney herself who was quoted as saying, “I think he did it, y’all Didcha hear me talkin’ like one of them doctors on TV? That’s mah troof voice.”
UPDATE: And RadarOnline went ahead and released another one anyway. Smart.