Britney’s Legal Team: ‘Audio is Fake’

December 1st, 2010 // 20 Comments

“Y’all gettin’ sued, y’all!”

In what was only a matter of time, Britney Spears co-conservator Andrew Wallet has not only denied every aspect of the Jason Trawick abuse allegations, but is prepared to sue the dicks off of Star and RadarOnline, according to TMZ, who I’m sure took no joy in publishing this:

“Every aspect of the story published by Star Magazine is completely and utterly false.”
He continues, “Star Magazine was informed of the falsity of the story before it was published. All the statements attributable to Jason Alexander [in the Star Magazine story] are completely fabricated.”
Wallet continues, “The audio recording posted on RadarOnline is a fraud and it is NOT Britney. The audio they are allegedly relying on between Britney and Jason Alexander is obviously fake and ridiculous.”

Ironically, the only person who believed the recording was real was Britney herself who was quoted as saying, “I think he did it, y’all Didcha hear me talkin’ like one of them doctors on TV? That’s mah troof voice.”

UPDATE: And RadarOnline went ahead and released another one anyway. Smart.

Photos: Fame

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  1. gogo

    FIRSTT?!

  2. gogo

    SECOND??

  3. gogo

    YEAH!!!! AND THIRD TOO!!!!!!!!!!!1

  4. fester

    Britney can take solace in the knowledge that she is having a “good hair” day.

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    EB
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it just me, or is there an irony in the fact that her spokesperson’s name is “Wallet”?

  6. abg

    I don’t normally laugh out loud when I read this site, except when fish quotes britney spears. Hilarious, more please!

  7. Richard McBeef

    she looks like a catfish, but only a gay man wouldn’t hit that shit. you know she fucks like a mad bitch.

  8. As Rough as it gets

    Can I get the reply button for mobile to work please. That test was for gogo, now I see the comment is way down the list…prunto!

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    Mark
    Commented on this photo:

    How ironic. This woman doesn’t know about, or care about your blog–and even though you speak of her very immaturely and rudely, you are only helping her become more famous, i.e. make more money. Congratulations. Clearly she is doing a lot better being the idiot you make her out to be than you, being the pompous douchebag you are.

  10. s'up bitches

    WTF were they thinking? I saw those reality show videos when she was with Federline, and it sounds nothing like her. That redneck piece of shit better have some phone records, ’cause it looks like Britney’s comin’ for ya’ll!

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    jime
    Commented on this photo:

    Happy bday QUEEN B! I love you!!!!!!!!!!

  12. oohlilit

    She looks so pretty here! Well decent at least..

  13. kai

    Happy Birthday Brit!

  14. Johnny Cage

    This is good, I’m liking this. More hot southern chicks pleez.

  15. She does look good there, and as for that tape, if people couldn’t figure out that wasn’t Britney talking then those people need lobotomies.

  16. spinal

    Those are the craziest eyes I’ve seen outside of a mental hospital. I wonder how much Halidol they need to pump into this chick to achieve some semblance of normalcy? Sad…

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