Britney’s Hair Looked Like This

July 21st, 2010 // 103 Comments

Full Disclosure: I don’t so much look at Britney Spears photos as I cover my eyes and pray to God I’m posting pics of her and not that time I paid migrant workers to give me a Brazilian conceived you in a knife fight. Which explains how I completely missed this shot of her this morning until a bunch of you wrote in telling me her hair lost another battle with the mixin’ bowl. Except, for me, the real story is the fact her belly button looks exactly like a tiny mouth talking beneath her shirt. “Britney. Psst. Britney. Put another Frap in me and I swear to you, this day, we will get those gumballs you like later. I know a guy.”

Photos: Fame


  1. kpatra

    time to kill the weave.

  2. Bunny

    For the love of…………..

    Why do these Hollywood cunts have extensions over like 2 inches of hair. So nasty…. so fucking fake. I HATE these whores that I see all the time at the club with extensions. Grow your own hair out fucking hillbilly….

    • I know! I can spot extensions from a mile away. You can see where Britney’s real, short hair is sticking out and where the bleach blonde extensions begin.

  3. Britney Spears
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    That hair is surely a result of her real hair being 3″ long and her extensions have turned her hair into a rat’s nest. How sad.

  4. Leo Cocksuckerian

    What a fuckin’ pig. But what do you expect from a person from the swamp?

  5. Bert

    This has been a horrible week. No “hot chicks” and all these bitchy headlines trying to make something out of nothing. It almost seems like it has become an E! puppet site.

    Do you still have your balls and dick? They must shrivel up when they are forced to pay attention to all this bitchy gossip and write stuff about it. Where have all the hot girls gone. Dayyyymmm. What’s a straight guy to do on this site anymore.

    Hmmm archives. That’s about it.

  6. Britney Spears
    Commented on this photo:

    i would just shave it all off and start over without messing with it ever again, so what if it looks like crap for a while, DONT TOUCH IT ANYMORE!

  7. Aunt Jemima

    That looks like Mel Gibson is hiding in a Britney suit and the top has ripped open.

  8. Just A Horny Dude

    Boy, she sure went from hot to not in a jiffy.

  9. Britney Spears
    Expert on Everything
    Commented on this photo:

    this is disturbing. i cant stop looking at it. and the belly button. this chick is just one extreme to another. she can be so cute and normal (**seeming***) and then this. Ick!

  10. Koushoku

    Am I the only female that saw this and instantly assumed a root dye? granted I wouldn’t walk around in pubec while waiting for it to set.. *cough* proving being box bought at home *cough* Not that I care for her in any way, I just think your all wrong lol

  11. Britney Spears
    Commented on this photo:


    The only pudgy blonde in Hollywood is Britney Spears.

  12. Britney Spears
    Commented on this photo:

    What the hell is that thing snaking it’s way out of her belly button and down into her cooch? Is she wearing maternity pants?

  13. Britney Spears
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    that bitch will never recover

  14. Britney Spears
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t think this is recent. This is what she looked like about a month and a half after the shave thing and they couldn’t hide the extensions. She is much more fit these days as well.

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