Full Disclosure: I don’t so much look at Britney Spears photos as I cover my eyes and pray to God I’m posting pics of her and not that time I paid migrant workers to give me a Brazilian conceived you in a knife fight. Which explains how I completely missed this shot of her this morning until a bunch of you wrote in telling me her hair lost another battle with the mixin’ bowl. Except, for me, the real story is the fact her belly button looks exactly like a tiny mouth talking beneath her shirt. “Britney. Psst. Britney. Put another Frap in me and I swear to you, this day, we will get those gumballs you like later. I know a guy.”
Photos: Fame
Jenn | July 21, 2010 at 7:54 pm
First motherfuckers!
RasputinsLiver | July 21, 2010 at 9:15 pm
And?
Jenn | July 21, 2010 at 10:28 pm
And….I got here first. Motherfucker!
jewel | July 21, 2010 at 10:09 pm
i’ll see your motherfuckers and raise you one cocksucker
thunderstud | July 21, 2010 at 11:48 pm
Fuck! I fold!
ClassyDirtyChick | July 22, 2010 at 9:46 am
hahaha! THANK YOU guys. Just made me laugh a Proper Laugh Out Loud!!!!! haha! ya Muthafuckers!!
le Rough sportif | July 22, 2010 at 7:29 am
Oh come on. Why do they let her out the house like that? stop nursing her bank account and take care of this girl. I know female pan handlers from the subways that wouldn’t be caught dead with a rat’s nest like this….I need to monitor her money for her….
elephantman | July 23, 2010 at 4:38 pm
i love black chicks!
MeetLove1112 | July 22, 2010 at 8:51 am
I saw her photos on s /i/t/e ” interracial loving ” –It’s a nice p lace for b lack Women and w hite Men, or w hite Women and b lack Men, to interact with each other. different racial is- not problem there.
Rush | July 22, 2010 at 10:06 am
@MeetLove: no, no, you didn’t.
Anna | July 21, 2010 at 7:56 pm
SMH. Stress will do that to your hair…and drugs. Cant forget the drugs.
FrankNfrtr | July 21, 2010 at 7:58 pm
This is the way Brit Brit sez FU to father, paps & everyone.
Tour is over – she’s on vacation!
Jill | July 21, 2010 at 8:00 pm
She cut it all off at Disneyland in March in another melt down…did Fish cover that?
californiabitches | July 21, 2010 at 8:01 pm
fuckingg awesome(: she’s definitely gotten ahold of her old self, dontcha think? aha
Randal | July 21, 2010 at 8:02 pm
Dear sweet child fire all of your employees, every single one. Your staff is a dime a dozen. There are so many many people that would be much much better for you to have around you. Your staff hates you, not one of them remotely likes you. Hire outside of hollywood if you have to but find decent human beings not the type you have with you now.
Randal
Cock Dr | July 21, 2010 at 10:42 pm
It’s not that easy.
No “decent” people can be found who will work with this woman for more than 15 minutes. How many assistants, drivers, bodyguards & stylists has she gone thru?
Ty Pennington | July 21, 2010 at 8:43 pm
She is such a fucking mess. Why has she let herself go so much? It’s like she does not even care that she is fat, balding, saggy tittied, cellulite-filled, and all around hideous. She used to be hot, now she is just an embarrassment. Fuck off and die you pathetic trainwreck. You are of no use to this world.
butterboo | July 22, 2010 at 3:40 am
Hey VIRGIN
It’s normal for people who age or have kids to have cellulite. She obviously keeps in shape, so…
Rush | July 22, 2010 at 10:34 am
what the fuck are you talking about – she is not in shape.
zoomzoom | July 21, 2010 at 8:43 pm
I usually have a lot of sympathy for the woman but come on! most people can roll out of bed looking better than that!!
Fati87 | July 21, 2010 at 8:47 pm
Ahem.. I don’t know what this even is.. It looks like a bunch of wild dogs chewed off a chunk out of her head.. How does this happen?
living in a tree house | July 21, 2010 at 8:47 pm
I used to live in LA and all the hairdressers were terrible, but this is just criminal. She needs to fire that hairdresser ASAP, and they should have their license taken away. Also, the hairdresser should be shot and made to give Britney her money back.
The only hairdressers worth going to are the Mexican ones in LA. All Britney needs to do to fix this fiasco, is go to the Yellow Pages and find a salon and stylist with the most Mexican sounding last name. If that still doesn’t work, what the Hell, she can afford to fly to Mexico every six to eight weeks and have her hair done right. There is no excuse for this mess on her head!!!!
Jen | July 22, 2010 at 9:09 am
i dont think she HAS a hair dresser.
dolly | July 21, 2010 at 8:52 pm
It looks like someone rubbed Nair into her hair because they wanted to see how it worked?
zoey | July 21, 2010 at 8:57 pm
yuck, i like the old banner girl way better.
Fati87 | July 21, 2010 at 11:58 pm
you are just jealous cause you know she is one of the readers just like you. what’s the matter, you one of those FISH didn’t even pick for voting? Or you too ugly to even participate?
Natalie | July 22, 2010 at 11:40 am
Yeah, you are just jealous because you are fat and ugly. As are a lot of the people on this site who bash obviously gorgeous women.
Sugar | July 22, 2010 at 1:31 pm
You can’t really see enough of her face to know if she’s “obviously gorgeous.” I reserve that term for supermodels.
RasputinsLiver | July 21, 2010 at 9:14 pm
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Bitch is a total Suthuhn fried double-wide country-ghetto ignit hillbilly.
The perfect example of a Wal-Mart shopper.
Bitch is so country-ghetto even the country and ghetto folks are insulted by her.
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Sugar | July 22, 2010 at 1:31 pm
HAHA. Perfect post.
timmy the dying boy | July 21, 2010 at 9:36 pm
I’d still hit tha. . . no, wait, I wouldn’t.
RasputinsLiver | July 21, 2010 at 9:52 pm
Good man.
You’ll live to see another sunrise for having made that choice.
RasputinsLiver | July 21, 2010 at 10:01 pm
Hey, by the way. You see the other photos from this lot in Fish’s other post of her down the way?
Check out the fucking cankles. Bitch got herself some real elephant stumps there.
And is it just me or does anyone else think between her legendarily infamous stink-feet, her lack of feminine hygiene in not sandblasting that gash and asshole of hers (remember the 5150 Britney time a couple years ago when out on the night with Adnan while she was bleeding from the crotch like Niagra Falls? YEESH!!), her rancid armpits, stinkin’ ciggie breath and unwashed “hair”, this bitch is one stinkin’ filthy pig?
If she ain’t in real life (and I have every confidence she is) then she sure photographs like she is.
Ah well, Whorehan. Shitney. Whorehan? Shitney? How come those two never hung out together? I mean combine both of them at their best 5150ness and man, that’s a “reality” show I’d fuckin’ watch!!
Anyhoo…
Andriiya | July 21, 2010 at 9:54 pm
Uh, I think those are extensions on an almost bald head, I guess they got half way done and Brit ran away screaming about the horrible injustice of not putting a Starbucks in every KFC.
RaraAvis | July 21, 2010 at 10:23 pm
It’s hard not to feel sorry for her. She’s virtually uneducated, as her mother was whoring her out when she should have been in school. She can’t see beyond the cycle of gluing plastic on her head, which means she can’t brush her scalp, which itches and drives her crazy until she hacks the plastic off, necessitating another set of plastic hair. If she would just stop using the extensions and let her own hair grow without interference she would be so much happier. I think she would look good with short hair.
Sexy Brand | July 21, 2010 at 10:30 pm
I can’t believe she’s still this ~thing~ considering what she was 2003 and before.
Elissa | July 21, 2010 at 10:30 pm
I think she looks good.
ZigZagZoey | July 22, 2010 at 8:57 am
Who typed your comment for you?
You are obviously blind….
Sugar | July 22, 2010 at 1:34 pm
I think you’re mentally retarded just like your idol Shitney.
Becca | July 21, 2010 at 10:37 pm
aw this is a really bad pic from that day, I saw video of this on x17 and she looked real cute.
Wiley | July 24, 2010 at 12:52 pm
BS! I cry BS! She would look better if she completely shaved her head. She should try…oh, wait, she did! And it was better looking than this! Just her way of saying FU to all the fans who pressure her to be creative and to do work all the time. Didn’t she punish you all enough with that last tour? You know, the “Get a Look at the Crazy Bitch” tour.
Becca | July 21, 2010 at 10:38 pm
http://x17online.com/celebrities/britney_spears/britneys_weave_turns_heads-07212010.php#more
the first pic her hair is crazy but she looks really pretty
poopoo | July 21, 2010 at 11:10 pm
actually her neck is as tall as her splanchnocranium.
She looks like a goomba from the super mario movie. Okay a cuter version of a goomba
Darth | July 21, 2010 at 11:57 pm
Isn’t her summer coat coming through?!
Nero | July 22, 2010 at 12:07 am
Could there be a link made with Bigfoot?
Stephanie | July 22, 2010 at 12:01 am
Isn’t a crime to capitalize on the mentally ill? Because that’s what they’ve been doing to this girl since she was a young teenager. It’s sad and degrading, when someone puts their own interests and wealth ahead of a woman who is obviously mentally disturbed and needs help. Is the cash cow really worth her sanity and potentially her life?
Sugar | July 23, 2010 at 12:23 pm
Isn’t it a crime for mentally ill people to have children? NO, but that’s why she lost custody.
barroom hero | July 22, 2010 at 12:21 am
what a S L A G.
total caravan park rubbish…
captain america | July 22, 2010 at 12:38 am
a tramp with a belly looks pretty identical, folks!!
T Australia | July 22, 2010 at 2:15 am
Fuck this is so depressing!
tc | July 22, 2010 at 3:15 am
I actually caused this damage, as I needed something to hold onto while buttfucking her from behind.
flesh | July 22, 2010 at 6:32 am
skank, pig, and wait while i puuuuuuuke……..
on the ether hand, i would shoot some in her nasty hair after i pulled it out of her grand canyon……
Eric | July 22, 2010 at 8:11 am
time for another shave
Jimbo | July 22, 2010 at 9:46 am
Is that Brittney’s head or the birds nest that is in my tree?
HackSaw | July 22, 2010 at 10:13 am
I’d hit it.
Jimbo | July 22, 2010 at 10:13 am
I would too, but I would not touch her head
Nameless | July 22, 2010 at 10:31 am
I would too–just so I could retire and get fat like Kevin Federline. Her ex-bodyguard was a fag. Who the hell complains about a cushy job like guarding BS just because you have to bang her every once in a while.
Whereever he is at, I bet he is making less money and doing more work.
Crusty | July 22, 2010 at 10:35 am
Of course there’s a simple explanation for her hair looking like that.
Someone was banging her puppy style, pulled out and instead of unloading on her back, overshot and deposited a load of love yogurt in her hair.
Then it dried..
Look again and tell me I’m wrong..
kpatra | July 22, 2010 at 10:35 am
time to kill the weave.
Bunny | July 22, 2010 at 10:44 am
For the love of…………..
Why do these Hollywood cunts have extensions over like 2 inches of hair. So nasty…. so fucking fake. I HATE these whores that I see all the time at the club with extensions. Grow your own hair out fucking hillbilly….
Natalie | July 22, 2010 at 11:42 am
I know! I can spot extensions from a mile away. You can see where Britney’s real, short hair is sticking out and where the bleach blonde extensions begin.
Leo Cocksuckerian | July 22, 2010 at 12:41 pm
What a fuckin’ pig. But what do you expect from a person from the swamp?
Bert | July 22, 2010 at 12:47 pm
This has been a horrible week. No “hot chicks” and all these bitchy headlines trying to make something out of nothing. It almost seems like it has become an E! puppet site.
Do you still have your balls and dick? They must shrivel up when they are forced to pay attention to all this bitchy gossip and write stuff about it. Where have all the hot girls gone. Dayyyymmm. What’s a straight guy to do on this site anymore.
Hmmm archives. That’s about it.
Aunt Jemima | July 22, 2010 at 2:07 pm
That looks like Mel Gibson is hiding in a Britney suit and the top has ripped open.
Just A Horny Dude | July 22, 2010 at 2:19 pm
Boy, she sure went from hot to not in a jiffy.
Koushoku | July 22, 2010 at 3:57 pm
Am I the only female that saw this and instantly assumed a root dye? granted I wouldn’t walk around in pubec while waiting for it to set.. *cough* proving being box bought at home *cough* Not that I care for her in any way, I just think your all wrong lol