Britney’s Hair Looked Like This

Full Disclosure: I don’t so much look at Britney Spears photos as I cover my eyes and pray to God I’m posting pics of her and not that time I paid migrant workers to give me a Brazilian conceived you in a knife fight. Which explains how I completely missed this shot of her this morning until a bunch of you wrote in telling me her hair lost another battle with the mixin’ bowl. Except, for me, the real story is the fact her belly button looks exactly like a tiny mouth talking beneath her shirt. “Britney. Psst. Britney. Put another Frap in me and I swear to you, this day, we will get those gumballs you like later. I know a guy.”

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