Britney thinks she’s Madonna

tn_britney_spears_pregnant2_cr.jpgSometimes people just need to accept that their best days are behind them. I can’t make midgets cry like I used to, just as Britney can no longer call herself spank bank material. But while I’m satisfied to look back on my glory days with a disturbing mix of shame and arousal, Britney is stubbornly setting down the Easy Cheese long enough to call up Madonna’s former crew to revive her dead career.

She has told her new musical crew that she wants her next release to feature songs that are