Britney Spears’ dad pays himself 10 grand for his dad skills

Britney Spears’ dad Jamie Spears gave up his private catering career to wrangle in his daughter’s crazy. He decided to pay himself (from Britney’s estate) $10,000 for lost wages. I can’t remember the last time I saw her vagina, so, shit, why not make a mil? The dude earned it. The Sun reports:

The court papers said: “As a result of the responsibilities Mr Spears has assumed as Temporary Conservator of the Person and Temporary Co-Conservator of the Estate, he has been unable to continue his prior employment and thus no longer has the source of income he previously had in order to pay his expenses and bills.”

I added pics of Britney going out to eat last night after returning from her reign of terror in Costa Rica. Mostly because they’re new and, also, I get a lot of e-mails asking for posts that make readers feel like “a chicken wing on the buffet at Bonanza.” What can I say? I’m a giver.

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