Britney Spears’ dad pays himself 10 grand for his dad skills

May 21st, 2008 // 45 Comments

Britney Spears’ dad Jamie Spears gave up his private catering career to wrangle in his daughter’s crazy. He decided to pay himself (from Britney’s estate) $10,000 for lost wages. I can’t remember the last time I saw her vagina, so, shit, why not make a mil? The dude earned it. The Sun reports:

The court papers said: “As a result of the responsibilities Mr Spears has assumed as Temporary Conservator of the Person and Temporary Co-Conservator of the Estate, he has been unable to continue his prior employment and thus no longer has the source of income he previously had in order to pay his expenses and bills.”

I added pics of Britney going out to eat last night after returning from her reign of terror in Costa Rica. Mostly because they’re new and, also, I get a lot of e-mails asking for posts that make readers feel like “a chicken wing on the buffet at Bonanza.” What can I say? I’m a giver.

Photos: Splash News

  1. Ted from LA

    Don’t task my pricture wihout my premisssssion.

  2. Jumpin_J

    Not FRIST, uh first, oh crap.

  3. Anonymous

    She looks so sad in some of these pictures.

  4. dsdsd


  5. yodolayheehoo

    Goodness, her hair is so greasy. Doesn’t she wash it? I just don’t understand. I’m not a celebrity, but I don’t leave my house to go out to a nice dinner with greasy hair, makeup, and skin! UGH!

  6. Anonymous

    Wow, such lively eyes. The lights are on, but nobody is even near the house.

  7. Britney looks so nice when she dresses conservatively!


    Looking pretty classy Brit. She seems to be doing a lot better, though she does look sad…

  8. fygu

    Nice fivehead. How is it she just keeps getting uglier? She’s aging terribly.

  9. BunnyButt

    Nice reward for fucking up your kids. How do I get that job?

  10. axel

    she’s a bit sunburned

  11. pondering

    Seriously, what happened to her? I don’t even recognize her. I saw the video “baby one more time” the other day and I wanted to cry.

    Where’s that schoolgirl????????????????????????????????

    and yeah, #9 – I agree!

  12. Auntie Kryst

    The price for a barrel of oil is now around $130. We have to find an alternative fuel source. Why are we not mining her face??

  13. Amelie

    Britney is beginning to get a glow back and is naturally beautiful grease or no grease. She just needs help in the hair dept. and a bit more training.

  14. KITTY!

    @12 – We can try to mine her face, but I think an environmental group has already declared her entire head as a protected area to save an endangered species of cootie.

  15. Poor Britney :(

    She does look really sad in some of these pics. It’s not even funny anmore. I think I might actually feel bad for her. Most of her problems are self inflicted, but my god

    LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!! [said in that cris whatever-his-name-is voice]

    But honestly, I do think she needs a break. I know everyone is going to say she should just stay home, but she shouldn’t have to be a hermit.

  16. “I can’t remember the last time I saw her vagina, so, shit, why not make a mil?”

    *raises hand* Um… like a month ago when she flashed the world getting out of a cab. Right? Or does it not count if she’s actually wearing underwear for once? Because I still think that’s too close for comfort.

  17. Of course she’s sad. She just found out the McRib isn’t coming back until September..

    cute parrot story in the link cause I’m an idiot..

  18. Dilawar from Bangalore

    I remember her glory of days, she was unbelievably beautiful. She was my favorite blonde girl. Now she’s not, no? A bit on the greasy side. I was going to come to America to meet my blonde girl of my dreams, but she is no longer in exist. I wish her all best. How can I get in touch wih her to express my sadness at the loss of my blonde girl? I love blondes. I don’t have them in my country.. (sad face)

  19. Vince Lombardi

    WTF!?!?! No gratuitous beaver shot? She’s cured!

  20. hickery stick

    18- I bet they have restraining orders though.

  21. mrs.t

    Is the expanding forehead yet another side-effect of her meds?

  22. mrs.t

    On second look, it’s more of a receding hairline issue. God, this poor woman.

  23. hurry up and look good again ur almost 30

    take out your weave, go solid blonde, get some long bangs, take a shower, lose 15 pounds

  24. nini

    i love her dress !!

  25. Jennyjenjen

    Her hairline is receding from years of extensions pulling on her scalp. Why doesn’t she ever wash her hair? She lacks basic hygiene skills and she is a grown woman with two children! @6 is right, she’s so doped up on psych meds that there is no one home..

  26. Susmo

    I have experience being conservator of someone else’s estate, and paying yourself for whatever wages you’ve lost is pretty standard. Considering how much he was probably making as a caterer, and how much her estate is worth, ten grand seems reasonable.

  27. Ted from LA

    Ya’llll think she looks “sad?” Where I come from we call it “drunk.”

  28. E.D.

    She needs to lay off eye makeup al..natural would be much better!

  29. Lea

    I love how 11 says wheres that school girl… um britney is 25, not 16 like in that video. Also that was 9 frickin years ago..

  30. Do_Freebird

    She looks well sedated.

    I wonder how many Qualudes you can stuff into a Moon Pie?

  31. Grunion

    I love when she pulls her hair back, it really emphasizes her growing baldness

  32. FCS

    I don’t know what she is on but give me some

  33. r

    She looks SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAT in these pics, her thighs are huge, plus she has manly neck and arms,

  34. Erica

    16. That was Emma Watson.

  35. King Of Scotland

    Sad she looks about 40. It’s over. 10 years since B,OMT this year.

  36. riz

    she really should just take out the weave. BRITNEY HONEY, TAKE OUT THE WEAVE, PLEASEEE.

    cute little bobs are in. your hair HAS to have grown at LEAST as long as katie holmes’ stupid little haircut, right? than can be worked with. it would at least look better than what you’ve got now.

    maybe someone should team her up with a real hair stylist. even jessica simpson’s guy could do her wonders.

    she should head to the city. like NEW YORK city. lots of walking around there, no driving, she could lose some weight, get some fresh air, maybe even some anonymity since the paps don’t seem to be as HUGE of an issue as they arei n LA

  37. ixz

    I don’t know looking at her now it looks like… I don’t even know, but she was stunning back in the day, it looks like the shape of her face has changed, but that could be the weight she’s put on.

    Hell I hate her, her music sucks, but she used to be something nice to look at, she seems to be getting her shit back together so I have some faith that she’ll get her appearance together as well and be that good looking again.

  38. cookie monsta

    Ted Fkn Bundy had more sparkle in his eyes than this poor miserable creature … pity Mel didn’t (couldn’t) get all crazy with her and talk some sense into her vacuous existence ..

  39. Your Mom

    Is anybody else disturbed by the size of her forehead?

  40. jem

    she looks fantastic

  41. snarky

    She’s looking a little thick, but I have to admit (and it pains me to say this) there’s still something beautiful about her face; I think its her eyes and the shape of her face (though the receding hairline and huge forehead aren’t very attractive); almost a Marilyn Monroe thing going on. Anyways, her glory days are definetly over, but the bloom is not completly off the rose yet.

  42. pigkeepr31

    She’s has man hands!! She going to be the typical fat redneck woman, overweight and too tired and out of breath to get dressed. I giver her 5 years before she starts going out in public in oversized nightgowns and slippers. And her hairline is receeding since she shaved her head. Damn Girl, what happened?

  43. At this point, let’s verb her, as in the sentence “Eeewww, you really ‘britneyed’ that dress you bumpkin…”

  44. ………………………this asshole also wants to be a millionaire?

  45. Charlie

    She’s beautiful… it looks like it must have been a hot evening, since not only is her skin visibly oily and sweaty, her hands are clearly swollen and her arms too, and most of the girls I know show the same effects.
    I wish something good would happen to her, so we’d see her smiling… I’ve always found her beautiful, even when she was ‘out of shape’ and in crisis. I find it heartbreaking to see a young woman looking this sad.

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