Us Weekly reports that backstage during the Teen Choice Awards Jessica Simpson asked Britney Spears if she could kiss her pregnant belly and Britney yelled back, “Hell no!”
Says a witness, “Jessica was really insulted, but Britney refused to let her do it.”
I can’t even imagine the vacuum created when Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson are in the same room together. Even if Britney had said okay Jessica would’ve just gotten confused and ended up kissing the potted plant in the corner. And then Britney would laugh and correct her, holding her head up proudly and pointing to the fax machine next to it.
I gotta say, I think Britany is a nasty trashy cow that somebody has taught to wear human clothes…HOWEVER, Jessica Simpson is a psychopath for asking somebody she barely knows if she can kiss their belly.
As far as I’m concerned Brittany came out of this situation looking way better than Miss Simpson. Perhaps having to give her dad blow-jobs for her allowance made her unable to distinguish proper from improper behavior.
I just think that was Jessica’s way of saying she wanted to taste Britney’s redneck cooter hole.
You can always take the trash out of the trailer ………………..
Can you imagine Jessica’s Simpson’s pregnant boobs!!! They’d have enough milk to nurish an entire village in Africa.
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# 18. Krisdylee I second that. How come when you are pregnant people think it’s ok to ask to do stuff to ya that they would get punched for doing if you weren’t pregnant? Good for Britney – I think Jess was probably just shocked that someone actually turned her down when she asked to put her lips on them.
Just imagine where Brits rack will be in seven years after she’s just had her tenth child.
Has anyone told her that despite what K-Fed said, covering the top of a warm bottle of coke with your thumb, shaking it, then inserting it up her vag and letting it squirt out is not a valid form of birth control?
Even if it is one of those new three liter bottles and she’s putting a whole box of mentos in it.
Jessica is true to form (read: what a dumbass!) – maybe she forgot about the skit she did mocking Brit on SNL. http://www.jokaroo.com/funnyvideos/jessicasimpsonmocksbritneyspears.html
@ #4 youre fuckin hilarious
If I were Britney (and I thank the baby jesus everyday that I am not) I would have been like “Sure”. And then as fat ass Simpson bends over I’d take her by the head with both hands, knee her in the face something good, pile drive her into cement flooring and pull a Jimmy SuperFly SNooka off of a couch and crush her pelvis. And blame it on my hormones.
fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck fucking fuck fuck FAT-FUCK!
is this jessica’s sick way of making truce? when in doubt…kiss the belly.
I’m torn. On the one hand, it must be annoying for people to think they can touch/kiss/fondle your bod just cause it’s got a baby sloshing around inside it. Pregnant chicks must get really tired of people (mostly other chicks) wanting to touch their stomach, like it’s a rabbit’s foot or a pet or something. Much less kiss it. Ew. Even if it was the cleanest stomach imaginable, why would you want to do something like that? Weirdness.
On the other hand, we all saw Britney frenching Madonna, so you sorta can’t blame Jessica for assuming Britney has no boundaries (or dignity).
Wow, thinking of those two together in the same room, with all that hair and all those boobs… you know there’s a pregnancy fetish site going nuts right now just thinking about it. Or probably every pervert site, really. They’ve probably already photoshopped a picture to jerk off to.
#59: Well said. I second that.
Britney to Sean Paul when she’s on one of her eating binges: “Get in my belly!!!!” I can see her now as Fat Bastard. She certainly has the fat part down pat.
This is just further proof that Jessica Simpson hails from another planet.
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i’m waiting for the day Brit’s Tit’s Explode.
I guess Kev has spent so much of her money that the poor thing can’t afford to buy a new dress to change into between her Wal-mart and award show appearances (she’s wearing the same dress to both)!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Jessica reminds me of the creepy old ladies that live in your tenament back in eastern europe!
@30- “blown-out cooch”
well you know now that britbrit is such a mega-super-security-concerned mutha she probably didn’t want chestica’s lips touching the baby’s protective uterian covering for fear the plastification would permeate her organisms.. now that shits scientific.. if only she’d listen to good advice she wouldn’t be in this pregnified position again..
http://www.stingybitches.com/stingy%20advice%20archive%20sex%20offender.html
I’m with Britney on this one. Who would let someone except maybe the father kiss your pregnant belly. I wouldn’t. Why do people think as soon as your belly is swollen that they can touch rub pat and bloody kiss it. Say it loud and proud Brit “HELL NO!”
OK Superficial guy. That commentary was funny. Finally!
alllllllllllllrighty then. she wants to kiss britney’s pregnant belly. seriously, what has papa perv been putting into jessica’s water???? I have to I would say hell no, too. Britney may not be all that in the brain department, but who would want someone you don’t know kissing your pregnant belly…that’s just weird
I bet he’s got good oral skills & I don’t mean the lyrical type. Heeheee
South. It’s all gone South and it’s never coming back up again.
I think the conversation went more like this:
JS: Can I kiss that bloaty thang you’s gotten stuck to you? That thang with the tiny little brain in it?
BS (looking at KFed): Hell, no!
If she’d had any sense (which we know she don’t) she’d have said yes and maybe KFed would have jumped hosts.
LOL some of you guys are so damn funny, you could make a living with comical writing (you know who you are). I live alone and I look like a fucking crazy person laughing hysterically at my lap top rocking back and forward, thank god I live alone (is all I can say).
Firstly on this one. I can’t believe that even Jessica would ask to do that. Like C’mon, it’s gotta be made up bull. I mean she’s clueless but she’s had experience with pregnant friends before ‘just watch newlyweds season 2 or 3, Nick Lachey is hot’.
Secondly Brit wouldn’t have “yelled” at her. I know she looses it when she’s stoned or pissed but she was neither cause she’s pregs, and she’s all sweet southern girl talking when she’s normal.
Thirdly aren’t they both southern? Texas and Louisiana? I don’t know if Texas counts as southern cause I’m Australian but I’m sure if that conversation is true it would have sounded like the dumbest bitchfest ever (I love southern USA accents FYI so no offence any southerners, just not they way those two girls put them on for show)..
Yeah it’s SO wierd to ask to kiss a preggo belly unless you’re the husband (oh MY god – Is Jessica the father??? I always knew that square jawline belonged to a penis down there somewhere)!
Heres how Brit REALLY replied:
*chew* *chew* *chew* *blow a bubble* *POP!* *snap* *chew* *chew* *snap* *blow bubble* *POP!* *chew* *chew* *chew*
“HELL NO!”
*chew* *chew* *blow bubble* *POP!*
Then grabbed her WalMart loot, and picked up Sean Preston from the broom closet she had watch him for the past few hours, and sped off off in her BMW.
#19..you made me pee a little.
Neither of these blondes are in my collection of favourite people but for once, i think Brit deserves a standing ovation. How on earth does Jess think that a person she barely knows will let her do that? If she was so excited about unborn children, why didn’t she try to get her own and invite the whole world to kiss(or bite) as they please.
by the way what the hell was Brit supposed to be wearing?
@77 when you say bite, I’m assuming you’re talking about Tom Cruise. Also I dig that you’re from the UK.
#75- I knew I wasn’t the only one… Jessica is really Jessie the guy her papa is just so twisted. Well I don’t wanna go there.
Maybe Jessica and Vladimir Putin should have a belly kissing party..
SHE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL!! She has that pregnancy glow and her boobs look great!
aww Jess wanted to kiss and rub the budda for good luck
yeah, that’s kind of weird…..both of them…
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