Britney Spears yells at Jessica Simpson

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Us Weekly reports that backstage during the Teen Choice Awards Jessica Simpson asked Britney Spears if she could kiss her pregnant belly and Britney yelled back, “Hell no!”

Says a witness, “Jessica was really insulted, but Britney refused to let her do it.”

I can’t even imagine the vacuum created when Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson are in the same room together. Even if Britney had said okay Jessica would’ve just gotten confused and ended up kissing the potted plant in the corner. And then Britney would laugh and correct her, holding her head up proudly and pointing to the fax machine next to it.