Britney Spears won’t stop wearing bikinis

August 17th, 2009 // 108 Comments

Because the crazy’s slowly bubbling to the surface, Britney Spears spent another day at the paparazzi-laden Ritz Carlton pool yesterday and even brought her kids. Although, to her credit, she didn’t tie them together with shoelaces and use them as a makeshift raft which is pretty much where I assumed this was heading. In the meantime, I should probably apologize for this. There’s really no legitimate purpose to ever look at that, but I was basically clicking photos with my hand over my eyes while crying. So if you come across a sweet pic of the Minesweeper icon, you know what happened.

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  1. Rasputins Liver

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    God…DAMN!

    Goddamn that trailer trashy, country-ghetto, neanderbilly skank’s grotesque!

    Twatney and the likes of Hagdonna, Lindsay Whorehan and Jessicrap Skankson give the rest of the planet’s females a bad name.

    Uhg, can’t stand Twatney

    ….that country-ghetto, trailer trash, neanderbilly broad’s gross.

    Just think, between her infamous stink feet, that fishy snatch and her ashtray ciggie breath she is one stinkin’, disgusting waste of natural resources.

    And ya just know she’s on uber bitch, selfish, self-centered, narcissistic snot-nosed attitude and all.

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  2. Rasputins Liver

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    God…DAMN!

    Goddamn that trailer trashy, country-ghetto, neanderbilly skank’s grotesque!

    Twatney and the likes of Hagdonna, Lindsay Whorehan and Jessicrap Skankson give the rest of the planet’s females a bad name.

    Uhg, can’t stand Twatney

    ….that country-ghetto, trailer trash, neanderbilly broad’s gross.

    Just think, between her infamous stink feet, that fishy snatch and her ashtray ciggie breath she is one stinkin’, disgusting waste of natural resources.

    And ya just know she’s on uber bitch, selfish, self-centered, narcissistic snot-nosed attitude and all.

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  3. Rasputins Liver

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    God…DAMN!

    Goddamn that trailer trashy, country-ghetto, neanderbilly skank’s grotesque!

    Twatney and the likes of Hagdonna, Lindsay Whorehan and Jessicrap Skankson give the rest of the planet’s females a bad name.

    Uhg, can’t stand Twatney

    ….that country-ghetto, trailer trash, neanderbilly broad’s gross.

    Just think, between her infamous stink feet, that fishy snatch and her ashtray ciggie breath she is one stinkin’, disgusting waste of natural resources.

    And ya just know she’s on uber bitch, selfish, self-centered, narcissistic snot-nosed attitude and all.

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  4. wtf

    @53 – so are you saying you like her ass?

  5. Tom K

    What did Britney Spears do to her breasts. Did she remove the implants and now just has her natural breasts? If you don’t believe me and you think I’m crazy go to youtube and look at Britney Spears- Sometimes. She had double D’s and now she looks like she is a negative A.

    Big mistake Britney…. maybe that’s why she always looks like a football player these days.

  6. bj

    So, OK, the reason she keeps appearing on this site is because we love lookin at her. She’s not some pin thin twig. She’s not perfect (do without tats and stubble..) but she’s zophtic and hot and doable and has great complexion and totally fukable alllllllllll arrounddd. gotta love that link-”view full size…”

  7. bj

    So, OK, the reason she keeps appearing on this site is because we love lookin at her. She’s not some pin thin twig. She’s not perfect (do without tats and stubble..) but she’s zophtic and hot and doable and has great complexion and totally fukable alllllllllll arrounddd. gotta love that link-”view full size…”

  8. bj

    So, OK, the reason she keeps appearing on this site is because we love lookin at her. She’s not some pin thin twig. She’s not perfect (do without tats and stubble..) but she’s zophtic and hot and doable and has great complexion and totally fukable alllllllllll arrounddd. gotta love that link-”view full size…”

  9. bj

    So, OK, the reason she keeps appearing on this site is because we love lookin at her. She’s not some pin thin twig. She’s not perfect (do without tats and stubble..) but she’s zophtic and hot and doable and has great complexion and totally fukable alllllllllll arrounddd. gotta love that link-”view full size…”

  10. Perez Hilton Jr.

    Hi guis, I’m a miserable fag. The reason why I always call chicks like Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and Heidi Montag, disgusting or fat is because my only avenues of pleasure is getting anally penetrated by another man’s penis.

    Also I usually like to shoot names at women like Britney because they do a better job at being women than us gay guys do. It seems that no matter how hard I try I will never grow a vagina like I always wanted.

    I SUCK DICKS for crying out loud, so of course I’m going to be mad and hateful at sexy gals in bikinis like Britney Spears. Obviously none of you breeders want to see me in a bikini so it’s just natural that I make things hard on the women who you do want see nude or skimpy.

    Besides even if I could get my cock riden by a woman like britney spears, I would be crushed. After all I’m only 95lbs for fucks sake.

  11. rickardo

    Her tattoos are crap. You’d think with the money she has she would invest in proper ink. I guess thats why she has a shitty shave job too. Stop spending money on frappacinos and go see the people at Senza, then your crotch wouldn’t feel like a piece of toast! That said I’d still have her ass up in the air.

  12. Red

    Seeing how close up this pix is… just grosses me out… thanks for the zoom in so we can clearly see that she shaves/ trims and the curtains most definately dont match the drapes… all stubbly and stuff… *puke*

    and the tattoos are crap.

  13. Chef

    Question for fashion gurus: Is her bottom piece suppose to be twisted, or can she still not dress herself?

  14. what

    #62, It’s “the curtains most definitely don’t match the carpet.” Curtians & drapes are the same thing, moron.

  15. leid-girl

    good for her she got those fake balloons taken out.

    She looks great, for having 2 kids, a mental breakdown, and a million frapuccinos. Her thighs are a little thick, but hey……..aren’t yours?

    The only thing…I think that really makes her look trashy is……….her bad taste in clothes, her chewed up nails, her bad hair. For someone who has money…get it together.

  16. Thanks for the pics of the tats, just so we can all confirm that she’s trash. Thanks a lot.

  17. girlguy

    Gee, sweetie,

    Wax much?

  18. TheWickedWitch

    Aside from the “I just crawled out of a dumpster” hair & stubble box she looks great – 2 kids or not.

    Every guy thats posting on here has fucked at least one chick that looked far worse, given the chance…every one of you would do her.

  19. me

    ugh…..we didn’t need to see the bikini line pic .. ok, yeah, I clicked on it – but I gotta say – they did a great job on her c section……….and yes SHE HAS INDEED HAD LIPO. It’s easy to look good when you have the resources. But, she does kinda look like she’s sucking her gut in and it looks fake. She will always be stumpy, but that’s not her fault. She’s got stumpy dumpy looking parents. Sorry. The kids look like little dopey stumpy kids… I’m sorry to say mean things about her kids, but I got sick of the media saying how they were the cutest kids. They aren’t.. And neither is she. Just my opinion. Carry on.

  20. me

    ugh…..we didn’t need to see the bikini line pic .. ok, yeah, I clicked on it – but I gotta say – they did a great job on her c section……….and yes SHE HAS INDEED HAD LIPO. It’s easy to look good when you have the resources. But, she does kinda look like she’s sucking her gut in and it looks fake. She will always be stumpy, but that’s not her fault. She’s got stumpy dumpy looking parents. Sorry. The kids look like little dopey stumpy kids… I’m sorry to say mean things about her kids, but I got sick of the media saying how they were the cutest kids. They aren’t.. And neither is she. Just my opinion. Carry on.

  21. me

    ” she looks great for havin’ two kids..” Yeah, and you forgot a few other things….like having a persona trainer, having plastic surgery,,,,,,,,,yadda yadda yadda……

    oh, and sorry about the double post.

    Yadda

  22. Lynn

    Why should the whoe stop wearing bikinis? She is finnnneeee!!!!!

  23. gross!

    come on! she has money! how come she has those hairs???
    her body is OK (not was it use to be, but pretty good for any other woman with no money for treatments and mother of 2) but the hairs in her bikini line??? seriously! no women who praises of such would show in a swimming pool wearing HAIRS like that!!!
    gross britney.

  24. Crocoduck

    Is she officially a MILF yet?

  25. Salty Bob

    I like the pink one better, something’s screwed up with the bottom half of this one.

  26. Pronto Style

    Damn. I think she deliciously looks a little bit chubby. I don’t care. I’d do her in a second. And right now my penis agrees.

  27. exthumbsucker

    Am I the only one who finds it odd that her son is sucking on a pink pacifier?

  28. Ash

    There sure are a lot of crazy people willing to actually get angry and comment insults.
    I’d seriously like to see most of these people [I'm betting it wouldn't be pretty].
    So much mentioning of smells, yet no one on this site would have been in sniffing range of this girl in their life!
    The sad thing is, the people that comment really do care enough about saying negative things about random celebs, because they are here in the first place.
    -.-

  29. Kate

    I don’t know why there’s so much hate, Britney looks great. She looks normal sized and athletic, she doesn’t have any bulge and obvisously she’s working out. Just because she isn’t 80 lbs doesn’t mean she’s fat at all (she’s always had a medium sized body type), in fact anyone that has the nerve to call that fat is fucking delusional to what real women are suppose to look like and needs to stop getting their ideas of “perfection” from the media. She’s just average height and weight, but OH MY GOD, that means FATASS in hollyweird. Please. And as far as the “stink” comments, give me a fucking break, no one making those comments has even been close enough to her to have a fucking clue what they’re talking about and I bet they look ten times worse. Oh and big fucking woopi do, she has razor burn. Let’s burn her at the stake for something that EVERYONE has had at least once. If that’s all you idiots can harp on, then Britney is doing well. She’s a beautiful woman with a nice body that a lot of women would kill for and most men would screw in a second. Grow up, you all sound like a bunch of jealous, petty, delusional 14 yr old bitches.

  30. James

    She looks good.

  31. Fati

    Mmm..okay..that’s one way for a mother to look…

  32. E

    Dobre vyzerá, aj ke? to u? bolo aj lep?ie:)

  33. shavederic

    Love the razor burn.

  34. lol Does she have to make a faux pas in everything she does? where are her handlers? this girl have more razor bumps than a black man using a plastic razor…

  35. I agree with (80 – Kate). Britney looks normal and I find that far more attractive than the heroine chic look that everyone seems to think is great.

    The truth is, I still think most of you wouldn’t turn Britters down, I wouldn’t.

  36. Shave Britneys Head

    I’d let her gargle my balls.

  37. Real Men Fuck Women

    Nice very nice. This chick is very bangable. That one dude she married is a fucking idiot homo. Not only is she hot but shes rich. Nice ass Nice face Nice tits she gets 10 stars.

  38. AmericanWhiteTrash

    Exactly 88. She may be nuts and music shitty (don’t know don’t listen to it) but her body is just fine after 2 kids. A lot of fags around here will be extremely disappointed when they grow up and find out their future wives will walking around with satchel asses and pot bellies after spitting out a couple kids. Reality check time.

  39. No GayTards

    I like pic #16……healthy! :)

  40. dave

    Damn, she is smoking hot. I’d hop on top of that in a second.

  41. CANES56

    I THINK THAT EVERYONE NEEDS TO GIVE BRIT A BREAK SHE IS A DAMN FINE WOMAN AND THAT IS IT!!!!!!!!!!! SHE MAY HAVE A BAD PASS BUT SHE ALSO HAS A KICK ASS BODY TO GO WITH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  42. noone

    The point is that she has made a lot of progress, not that she’s arrived at the pinnacle of hotness again. She was so fat, you guys. It’s gonna take time for her to get back to where she once was, in terms of fitness, sanity, and even hygiene, if she ever does at all. But to go from where she was a year ago to today, you have to admit she has markedly improved, at least.

  43. Barby

    She is very beautiful although she is not thin, I love her and girls must stop to follow stupid and crazy diet!

  44. Rasputins Liver

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    OH FOR THE LOVE OF FREEKIN’ GAWD!!

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    Cuntney looks fuckin’ hagged beyond belief. She looks like the old cow I saw on the farm the other day for cryin’ out loud!

    The very least this nracissistic, country-ghetto, neanderbilly twit could do is spare the rest of us the sight of her lard-assed carcass.

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    The great British actrss Helen Mirren at 64 years old looks a 1000 times better in a bikini than does Twatney Sperms!
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    Check it out:
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    http://images.hollywoodgrind.com:9000/images/2008/7/hellen-mirren-bikini.jpg

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  45. zebedee

    picture 18s spot on.

  46. Leslie

    Although to the untrained eye Britney seems to be sane again….I know better. Honestly that’s why she didn’t make this list of people to root for, she just keeps f***ing up! http://www.ranker.com/list/people-i_m-rooting-for/actuallyholly

  47. I absolutely love her legs. They are so toned and beautiful. Better than alot of the “stick”, no muscle tone women that grace the pages of the magazines.

  48. 88888

    she is beautiful… her legs are amazzzzzing, I would kill 4 her ass.

  49. Woow.. “For me personally, I feel like God created the body, and the body is beautiful”

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