Britney Spears won’t stop wearing bikinis

August 17th, 2009 // 108 Comments

Because the crazy’s slowly bubbling to the surface, Britney Spears spent another day at the paparazzi-laden Ritz Carlton pool yesterday and even brought her kids. Although, to her credit, she didn’t tie them together with shoelaces and use them as a makeshift raft which is pretty much where I assumed this was heading. In the meantime, I should probably apologize for this. There’s really no legitimate purpose to ever look at that, but I was basically clicking photos with my hand over my eyes while crying. So if you come across a sweet pic of the Minesweeper icon, you know what happened.

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  1. fatbitch

    first

  2. Jake

    I just puked my morning coffee

  3. Jake #2 your a fucking ass. You would fuck her in a heartbeat. If not your a little fucktwat fag.

  4. It's Me Fuckers

    lol, I would have thought she could afford laser hair removal instead of having razor burn on her twat.

    Joke for the morning:

    Why did God create yeast infections?

    So women would know what it was like to live with an irritating cunt as well.

  5. niko

    she is daaam hot .

  6. veggimite

    I can’t decide whats more interesting. This or watching an instructional video about how to wash two utencils at one time. Both are just captivating..

  7. veggimite

    utensils. Shit, maybe I should watch a spelling video instead. Farkin mondays.

  8. R.I.P.Each

    There are some things even lasers have not the power to destroy, like Britney’s stank stubble. And Britney, apparently.

  9. Mac

    isitin…

    You have mental issues…. and most likely std’s.

  10. Martina

    This fake bitch is nothing compared to our Bar!!!

  11. Well it looks like she eventually fixed up her bikini bottoms & put them on straight. So no more views of her shaved pubes.

  12. David

    seriously…wow

  13. Mac #9, your just a flaming fag & your mother cries herself to sleep every night knowing this. Save your mothers tears, put a gun to your head & save your mother any future embarrassment.

  14. havoc

    Stubbly…..

    .

  15. Rancid

    I like ‘em beefy.

  16. dink squeeze

    She needs to get her money back on those tits. Oh and that weave too.

  17. Joe Blow

    Guys, it could be worse.

    They could have put up another set of pictures of Heidi Montag and her wife Spencer Pratt, or even worse, Jon and Kate “Why The Fuck Is Anyone Interested In These Two Douchebags” Gosselin.

    I’ll take Britney in a bikini over those 4 fucktards any day of the week.

  18. who cares?

    All these shots and hardly any of her ass.. coincidence?

  19. Big Bob

    I be like baaadoooyaaam!!! Beef curtains be bout to hang up out dat hoe in what not!!! I loves me some fish tacos!!!

  20. kit

    I must say she looks great!!! Ya have to congratulate her on pulling herself together, if i had two kids i would really be happy if my figure was remotely like hers!!! Fair play i say!!!

  21. Upinya

    Pic #33.

  22. britneysucks

    I wish someone would post a pic of her next to someone who is actually hot in a bikini so all you idiots could see how shabby she really looks. There are other celebrity moms out there with much better bodies. And Britney has had lipo–google it.

  23. Superbiggerevil

    She’ll be losing those kids again real soon, it’s only a matter of time before Brit tries to plug them into a socket and use them as floor lamps.

  24. AmericanWhiteTrash

    Her ass looks tight, especially from the side (pic 5) so I’d bang her like I was in prison for the past 5 years. If any of you think she’s not looking good after 2 kids your fooling yourselves and in for a big disappointment after your future wife squeezes out a couple. Huge disappointment…

  25. Taz

    id put it in her

  26. clpierced

    This is what i have to look at while im “doing work” grreat. If we all forgot about all the shit that happened to her, we wouldnt feel this encouraging for her. look at what the shit was said about kelly clarkston. she was decent then turned huge in like a nanosecond. but for real, i love the old brit bc i lost my virginity to “slave for you” song. now i wont fuck to any of her music..wait shit, i did to “gimme more”. that was a hott night…

  27. FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere

    I hope she keeps on wearing them that smoking hot body. Personally I think she should wear them all the time, out to dinner, to Taco Bell, Starbucks, grocery shopping, court visits, concerts. etc….

  28. Courtyardpigeon

    Seriously nice legs. I’d hit that all day long.

  29. bitch please

    Britney, you are worth millions. spend a few thousand to help make yourself presentable.

    1. laser hair removal. Go for the deluxe package and go from the neck down and wipe it all out.
    2. Take those cheap-ass tattoos off your body. They look like you did them yourself with a magic marker and a sewing needle.
    3. Put the implants back in. You are working on your body and getting it back in shape and kudos to you for the effort. The tits suck though. pic#5, the woman in the background…purchase some of those.
    4. Wash your twat. I can smell it from here.

  30. Racer X

    That chick in the black dress got some tig-ol’-bitties!

  31. FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere

    @nikko You’re so damn right.

  32. Linda

    She looks so good….most of us ladies would love to have her body.

    And most of you men, would love to have her that body too.

    I love how these boys will say nasty things about her….because we all know men who go onto gossip celebrate sites are also the kind to have six-packs and work on that fitness. As if you wouldn’t jump at the chance to anything her.

    It’s called…I cannot have therefore I hate. Ha.

  33. Linda

    She looks so good….most of us ladies would love to have her body.

    And most of you men, would love to have her that body too.

    I love how these boys will say nasty things about her….because we all know men who go onto gossip celebrity sites are also the kind to have six-packs and work on that fitness. As if you wouldn’t jump at the chance to anything her.

    It’s called…I cannot have therefore I hate. Ha.

  34. Anonymous

    Terribly unattractive.

  35. jt

    more important, who’s the babe to the right in picture 5?

  36. jt

    more important, who’s the babe to the right in picture 5?

  37. robert

    wow, britney’s pubic-area tattoos are terrible.

  38. gotmilk?

    her face in picture 31 pretty much sums up what is going on after you look at her shitty vagina tattoos and pube stubble.

  39. Joe Blow

    #38:

    That’s because the eyes of the guy doing the ink were watering from the stench emanating from her flesh bearing taco.

  40. Melonie Mellons

    She had the kids hair buzzed. yikes, the one little guy looks like Stevie wonder got his head with a rusty wahl clipper set. His hair looks bleached too, probably wanted that Kingston look-only Gwen can pull that off honey

  41. Dj

    It looks like she washed her hair

  42. Dj

    It looks like she washed her hair

  43. Gando

    Wow! Her voloptuous feminine curves are all over her!

  44. Nero

    Pink golden brownish,that’s the kind of feminine meat we like in the summertime!

  45. czar

    I was there and she blew me in the pool house. I then got so disgusted with myself that I tried to drown myself spa. It didn’t work.

  46. Boogeyman King Dong

    She’s probably relieved that we won’t drag her to any atm anymore!

  47. Shamus O'Hara

    Brit is just as hot as that Bar .

  48. Nero

    @47
    Technology.*moved to tears*

  49. pasteve

    She definitely looks a tad doughy on these pics.

    Where are my Chinese pengyou’s ? Does that one tattoo say “da ge” /”big brother”? Cause if so, why’s it that close to her yindao?

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