Britney Spears hates the awesome job her dad is doing

As evidenced by her upcoming documentary, Britney Spears isn’t digging the insanely miraculous job her father Jamie has done of getting her shit in order. Sure, maybe her career’s back on track and she can see her kids, but he won’t let her see Adnan. Yup, that’s right: ADNAN GHALIB the boner-pill testing paparazzo. Turns out Britney still wants to see her former lover but Jamie won’t allow it. So, like a big girl, she complained to a judge on Friday. TMZ reports:

She’s also been complaining that daddy won’t let her go out, especially when she wants to go clubbing at night. Britney also doesn’t understand why Jamie won’t let her take the kids out during the day.
Bottom line — she doesn’t like her dad as her conservator, but as someone put it, “she likes others even less.” On Friday, we’re told Britney was complaining about Jamie in court to the Commish — to the point where she called Brit into chambers with one of the lawyers and spoke with Britney for 45 minutes.
So here’s what we’re told. Britney is acting like a 15-year-old and isn’t very “contrite” about the behavior that led to the conservatorship in the first place.
The good news — she seems to appreciate what Jamie has done to get her business affairs in order. She clearly doesn’t understand he’s doing the same for her personal life.

Alright, let’s make a list of all the things Jamie Spears won’t let Britney do because he’s a stupid poophead:

1. See a guy who banged her while she was off her meds then tried to sell the sex tape.
2. Consume alcohol despite a history of mental illness.
3. Take her children out in public so she can leave them at KFC.
4. Throw her million dollar career down the toilet in exchange for an underwear-free lifestyle.
5. Operate a motor vehicle like its her own personal bumper car.

Christ, it’s like she’s living in a concentration camp. ZOMG! FREE BRITNEY!

NOTE: Included pics from the liner of Britney’s new CD to prove my point she should never leave the house without being airbrushed first. Seriously, I don’t know what she pays her handlers for.

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