Britney Spears will probably get her kids back
Listen up. Send the piñata back. Cancel the caterers. Britney Spears will probably get her kids back soon. Her lawyers talked to the press today about the reasons for the temporary loss of custody, and it looks like things aren’t that scandalous. Reuters reports:
Spears’s attorney, Sorrell Trope, told People magazine that they were not able to prove compliance.
“Specifically the judge ordered that by 10 a.m. (Monday) morning, both parties show valid California driving licenses. I’ve been unable to produce evidence of that,” he said.
Trope said another reason behind the judge’s temporary custody ruling “was a claim by Mr. Federline’s attorney that she had not complied with a previous order the court had made – before I came on board (as lawyer) — about having a random drug and alcohol test.”
“There’s no evidence that she actually failed a test,” he added.
So Britney Spears pretty much couldn’t pee in cup or stand in line at the DMV within a reasonable amount of time in order to maintain custody of her children. I wonder what her thought process was like: Hmm, I could either pee in a cup this morning or lose my kids. Damn, this is really hard. If I pee in the cup, that means I might be late to McDonald’s and miss out on a McMuffin. But if I don’t go, they take my kids. What do I love more? Eggs and bacon on an English muffin or my own children? Do other moms have to make tough decisions like this? Probably not. It only happens to me because I’m Britney, bitch.