Britney Spears is not on the good side of the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department. Officers have been telling the media that Britney will not receive extra protection and will be on her own getting into the courtroom. That is if she actually shows. Kevin is already there, and his lawyers have warned Britney about the importance of today’s hearing. OK! Magazine reports:
The officer also revealed to OK! that no extra police protection will be provided for the pop star. And while he wouldn’t go into the reason for the lack of special treatment, it’s rumored that Brit-Brit’s failure to cooperate in the past by following basic security procedures has left cops, who are also videotaping the goings-on outside the courthouse in case anything gets out of hand, unwilling to go the extra mile.
I’m pretty sure inside the courtroom there’s at least 50 cops, a guy in a safari hat with a tranquilizer gun and a tank. Although, I’m basing this on the picture I drew on the back of the stock report. I would’ve put an X-wing fighter in the jury box but my boss confiscated my box of crayons. Fortunately I keep a magic marker taped to my inner thigh. Wait, that’s not a marker…
mer | January 14, 2008 at 1:07 pm
She’s not going to show up. She’s insane and needs to be fitted for a straitjacket.
Jade | January 14, 2008 at 1:07 pm
Poor girl
Vince Lombardi | January 14, 2008 at 1:08 pm
“Special” treatment is the one thing she *does* deserve… special bus, special helmet, special room with padded walls, special overly-long white smock with buckles.
PunkA | January 14, 2008 at 1:10 pm
She is in her own little bubble, where an ugly Arab man is hot and smart, Starbucks rules the galaxy, and chalupas are not just for breakfast. That and where she is the queen of the nudist clowns.
She will nto show because the queen does not take orders from any judge. What da hell?
Jimbo | January 14, 2008 at 1:11 pm
The dumb bitch was suppose to be at court by 9:30 and is still not there. What a surprise!!
Spicky Spickerson | January 14, 2008 at 1:11 pm
I cannot WAIT to hear what happens in three hours. BRB….
Matthew | January 14, 2008 at 1:12 pm
if I were the judge I will put her to rehab and warn her of the tragic life of anna nicole smith she is heading down that path anyway
havoc | January 14, 2008 at 1:12 pm
As much as I hate Britney, I hate cops more….
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britney suicide watch | January 14, 2008 at 1:16 pm
she could care less. the only one of her personalities that actually cares about those kids is the one that is suppressed. all her other crazies beat the shit out of it
Jumpin_J | January 14, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Reports are already coming out that she’s a no show. Kiss the cookoo bird’s kids bub-bye.
Spicky Spickerson | January 14, 2008 at 1:25 pm
10 – as if she give a holy shit whether she sees those two water-headed kids of hers……(even I can’t seriously leave it at that…poor kiddies).
We’ll see her in a couple of hears sporting Howard the Duck lips, huge tetas, and husband number 7.
Gerald_Tarrant | January 14, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Maybe she is just faking her own court appearance. She got death and court appearance confused, dang y’all, them’s hard words.
The Office Whore | January 14, 2008 at 1:28 pm
8- Havoc- sayin…
And, I really have poor fashion sense… really…… and I don’t really give a fuck either……. .but, this… THIS, I wouldn’t even wear…..around the house….on the couch….sick….
The White Urkele | January 14, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Nice nips! At least she isn’t wearing those freaking cowboy boots. Crazy is as crazy does.
Harry | January 14, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Man…I love the T shirt, denim shorts, and Ugg boots look, but even her at this point can make that a turnoff.
gertie | January 14, 2008 at 1:44 pm
why are her clothed stained shit man
what a way to go
p0nk | January 14, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Are “Hello Kitty mukluks” appropriate attire for custody hearings? We need clearly defined rules here people!
sharpeidude | January 14, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Hopefully all this shit going on will finally push this bitch over the edge and they’ll find her OD’d and cold by tomorrow morning. Fuck this skank!
Denise | January 14, 2008 at 1:49 pm
As much as I don’t understand Britney, I really don’t understand how the police can’t help her get to court. With all the papparazi following her, especially on big events like this on, you would think the police would want to control the situation. Not only for Britney, but for the safety of the public. If I were Britney, I would want to stay at home too. I really am amazed that she goes out at all. I would want to hide in my home forever if I were her. So, I blame the police for her not wanting to go into the media craziness that is probably tripled compared to her normal day activities.
Tits McCholo | January 14, 2008 at 2:01 pm
WTF with those boots? What is with her horrible shoe taste? How can anyone, even a poor person, leave the house with these on? If I was homeless, I’d rather be barefoot than be seen dead in the mission with these monstrosities on!
Stacey | January 14, 2008 at 2:01 pm
#19 – She doesn’t seem to need extra security to pick up the Chalupas and Starbucks, or for the other 5 times a day she heads out for snacks
Jimbooooo! | January 14, 2008 at 2:05 pm
“Britney Spears will not receive special treatment”
Nor will she receive her children.
Amirite?
RichPort | January 14, 2008 at 2:07 pm
If she does off herself, I hope she doesn’t OD. I mean, who likes to waste perfectly good drugs?
El-Coyote | January 14, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Well, no more special than repeated hearing after hearing after hearing which she can skip and skip and skip….
If this bitch was a trailer parker… OK, if this bitch were poor and a trailer parker, the case would have been closed 3 hearings ago.
Just pull the plug on this skank and get it over with….
The Beer Baron | January 14, 2008 at 2:11 pm
She dresses like a stripper on a day off.
oly | January 14, 2008 at 2:11 pm
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Spicky Spickerson | January 14, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Is it me or does she have a really weirdly shaped body? It just doesn’t make sense. She looks like she has stubby legs.
ph7 | January 14, 2008 at 2:13 pm
#25, when you order the boots online, make sure you specify the blood/shit stains on the right boot, just like Brits.
LL | January 14, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Britney does not have time to go to court because she’s busy studying Wile E. Coyote cartoons for pointers on how to get her kids back. It involves a rocket strapped to her back, a seesaw-like device and a giant boulder.
See, she has plan. And you all thought she was stupid.
The Beer Baron | January 14, 2008 at 2:21 pm
#29-She then wanted to put all her money in Acme stock cause she thought it was a “real awesome company who cares about its products and clients.”
moobs | January 14, 2008 at 2:23 pm
good, she needs some harsh “reality” in her life.
taking away her fame and fortune would be the sweetest reality, but that ain’t gonna happen.. taking a bite away from her inflated delusional view of self importance will have to be close enough, i guess.
Ravioli | January 14, 2008 at 2:26 pm
I’m so going to call Apoths wife and let her know what he’s up to all day online. Someone sent me his work link a while ago. (816)556-2654. I’m going to call there to. Hopefully his boss will answer. I bet Apotheosis sounds like a weeny
Heck since they put the address in we should mail Apotheosis woman all of the gross shit he posts about sex and to women. Especially those young single girls. Sickening. Poor Michelle
MICHELLE WHITAKER 8925 OAK COUNTRY LN
DE SOTO, KS 66018 (913) 583-3505
Vince Lombardi | January 14, 2008 at 2:38 pm
I’m sure the decision not to provide her with security escort is based on the fact that no one ever….. and The Vince means EVER….. knows when she’s going to show up. So you have 5-20 extra deputies on OT standing around sucking up taxpayer dollars. Or you take 5-20 deputies from their important duties to make sure Lil Miss Chalupa-Butt gets from Limo A to Courtroom B.
Screw her. I don’t care anymore. Neither of those kids is going to get a decent upbringing, regardless of who gets custody, and they’re going to end up just as messed up as their mother. I’ve seen ghetto children who eat one meal a day of Cheetos and orange soda who stand a better chance of being less maladjusted. Those kids should be just donated to science to live in a cage and be studied. At least they’d get someone who pretends to care about them. When they get too big for the cage, feed them to a tiger. It would be a mercy killing. Trust me.
CJ | January 14, 2008 at 2:59 pm
She’s on record as being crazy…mentally unstable…she already is guaranteed special treatment…crazy like a fox.
D. Richards (Surgeon.) | January 14, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Britney can do anything in her boots. The boots come standard with built-in Judo. She can levitate through crosswalks. There’s even a video circulating on Youtube showing an inebriated Britney Spears walking on water.
Britney’s boots are made of an iridium core that remains flexable, yet highly resistant to the tremendous heat of reentering the Earth’s atmosphere from space; and are fueled by an atomic reaction. The hydrogen powered boots are lined with Lays potato chips for added comfort.
The boots, model TT86H, were designed by the Jet Propulsion laboratory in Pasedena.
S. Wonder | January 14, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Her boobs look like a blind man’s cane, pointing from side to side.
Apotheosis's Wife's Fan Club | January 14, 2008 at 3:06 pm
32: HUH?!
Define “karma”.
Rubink | January 14, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Wonder if she has showed up for today’s court hearing yet? Maybe there is a long line at Starbucks or something.
Mandy | January 14, 2008 at 4:00 pm
HA! They just reported that pot was found in Kevin Federline’s car and then in his sock! His sock – what is he, still in high school? I love this. “Team KFed” people should be shot.
FromOutOfNoWhere | January 14, 2008 at 4:21 pm
I have to admit she is looking damn fine.
Shannon | January 14, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Knowing Britney, attempting to fake her own death would result in the real thing, seeing as she is one who doesn’t seem to catch on to subtleties.
So I’m all for it…
whackjob | January 14, 2008 at 4:36 pm
re #35: Hey Doc, you forgot that although the boots are highly technologically advanced, engineers were not able to design any anti-skank stank capabilities.
You know them boots fucking smell to high-heaven. Even the dogs roll up their noses and check their assholes to see whats-what.
AnonymousPerson | January 14, 2008 at 7:17 pm
This picture was taken in Studio City. I was there standing next to the escalator (Sunday Jan. 13). when Britney walked out of “Gaucho Grill” Restaurant. Pathetic people, including many stupid 18 year old girls happily applauded and yelled “I LOVE YOU BRITNEY!”
Victoria | January 14, 2008 at 10:35 pm
God I hate this photo set. Her crotch looks like it’s gobbling her shorts up.
blah | January 14, 2008 at 11:50 pm
HELLO BRITNEY: You’re rich. Get a fucking boob lift. seriously. You’re not hot. Help your cleavage. It’s screaming for it.
PS, when you’re a pop star, your nipples aren’t supposed to point to the floor.
God or just kill yourself already, Please? We’re tired of waiting for it.
nice | January 15, 2008 at 4:59 am
Believe or not, Britney will still rock the year 2008. I am big Britney fan. Just saw her profile on millionaire dating site called WealthyRomance.com last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
Anonymous | January 15, 2008 at 9:47 am
Hey nice:
Hi there, I’m a loser with no life. I’m paid $3.50 per hour to post idiotic drivel, directing you to some lame dating website that takes your money and gives you nothing in return. I have no job, so I sit around all day and post this garbage on as many websites as I can under many different aliases. I don’t have any friends, so I must rely on these moronic posts to make myself feel better about myself. My mother hates me and dropped me on my head as a child. You can find me at I’mAnIdiotTrollWithNoLifeAndShouldBeKilled.com
I heard Jamie Lynn Spears met her older man, I mean match, at this site.
Richromances.com and all those other fucking dating sites that get spammed around here are all registered to this asshole. Du Qiang ecomfun@aol.com 800 West El Camino Real, #180 Mountain View, California 94040 United States 650-906-0405
Morticia | January 15, 2008 at 10:42 am
Does she ever NOT spill food all over the front of her shirt? Gawd she’s a dumbass.
Angelia | January 15, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Okay, first of all….GIRL: PUT ON A BRA!!!! This poptart makes enough money, you would think she could atleast afford a decent bra! And what is with the pink boots? First of all, I am sure we are all sick of seeing these worn-out pink boots that look like they have an oil or grease stain on the right toe….maybe it’s BBQ sauce, but I don’t want to spend too much time speculating on WHAT that stain might be! And…is that the sales tag hanging on the right boot????? Okay, they are stained, we have seen them a million times on her feet…is anyone seriously going to believe that they are NEW???? Please, for God’s sake: buy a new pair of un-stained boots Brit!! Or, at the very least, take the price tag of the ones you are wearing and get some Tide-to-go on that ugly stain STAT!!!!
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