Britney Spears will f*cking kill you!

August 1st, 2007 // 89 Comments
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Remember the photographer that was beaten by Britney Spears’ bodyguard outside the Wynn last Thursday? Well apparently Britney Spears threw a baby bottle at his partner and then threatened to kill him, yelling:

“I am going to kill you! I am going to fucking kill you!”

According to a statement released by the photographers’ lawyers, they were taking pictures of Britney outside the spa at the Wynn Las Vegas casino-hotel when Britney’s bodyguard attacked them from behind, throwing one photographer to the ground and punching and kicking him until security pulled him off. The AP reports:

Afterward, Spears ran toward Henderson but was stopped by security, and then threw a baby bottle at him … Then, in front of several other hotel guests and bystanders, Spears threatened to kill Deetz and said he should get a restraining order against her because she was going to kill him or hire someone that would, it said.

I’m pretty sure threatening to kill somebody is illegal, even if you’re Britney Spears. Although the photographer shouldn’t worry too much, since the best plan Britney could come up with is to give him a birthday cake with sticks of dynamite instead of candles. Hell, halfway through her plan she’d probably end up trying to eat the cake herself.

Photos: X17

  1. Shut Up!

    Wait, what, Britney has kids? Seriously? Oh, that explains why she had a baby bottle to throw…oh…I thought she was just…oh, it all makes sense now…

    @39, people used to always post first. Now it’s only losers that post first for no good reason. The first posting is done and over. People have to stop it. And we are all angry assholes. Why else would we be coming to a celeb gossip site to talk trash about them if we weren’t all angry assholes?! Most of us are also pretty bitter also. Fucking celebrities! Although, it seems that some people also come here to try and meet others and start love matches and have personal conversations. Never understood that. Weird people.

    @42, Perez Hilton sucks, like, really…

  2. datura

    Cocaine induced hysteria…

  3. LL

    I think Britney’s transformation into the ultimate white trash skank is almost complete, now that she’s been part of a public fight in which she threatened to kill someone AND told one of her kids to find her cigarettes (which I don’t doubt). You thought she’d already gone as white trash as it gets, but you were wrong. These are the final steps… The next one is an arrest for drunk and disorderly or assault. Then the state takes her kids away. Then she kills herself driving into a telephone pole. And probably takes a few innocent people out too while she’s at it.

  4. Mdiz

    Marissa – Don’t let the douchebags ruin your buzz.

  5. whatever

    perez hilton might be an asshole and he might suck but at least his site doesn’t post 5 day old news

  6. cheena

    Its so funny… Britney Spears gets so pissed about people following her around… you can see it in her face in every one of these pictures…. if I was her i would never leave the house… it must get so annoying. But at the same time, if she didn’t do all of the stupid shit that she does people wouldn’t be following her around all the time… i guess she does ask for it

  7. p911gt10c

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOORING.

  8. North Texas Tranny

    I’m convinced there aren’t really any women on this site except for me—either that or they are getting the living shit trolled out of them! Oh that feels so good! Oh! Oh! Is there just one evil masterbater mind behind every login? Maybe Fish should screen himself, but I didn’t visit TMZ much after that happened fuckers!

  9. Superevil

    Seems krazihorkelli is on her rag today.

  10. jus'stupid

    Every time I see a picture of her, the music from Deliverance comes on. She was a pretty young thing, then she grew up. So sad.

  11. lambman

    If you don’t want your picture taken just MOVE OUT OF LA YOU STUPID IGNORANT WASHED UP HAS BEEN

    #2 – OMG thanks for sharing…that’s so sad

  12. Texas Tranny

    @58
    Can I have your email address? We need to talk.

  13. boo

    #47 I totally agree with you regarding TMZ. It takes too long to post and the comments are usually so long winded and filled with bad grammer / spelling(AND CAPS LOCKED). Unlike this site, the truely funny and pithy comments are few and far between. I always get a good laugh here.

  14. Brittney Spears

    And another all you fish fucks posting nasty crap about me here. I”M GONNA KILL U TOO. I’m getting all your IP addresses and my bodyguard gonna be at your house and he’s bringing me back proof that your done being nasty to me. So enjoy what time you have left.

  15. Mike Tyson - Heavy weight champ

    Only on the left coast can you get away with a candy ass bodyguard like this.
    Look at this fruit loop with flip flops, he couldn’t even beat his own meat.
    On the cell phone while guarding a dip shit – thats a conflict of interest.

  16. North Texas Tranny's Fanny

    Texas–My email addy is on my blog—you might have to dredge through some pontifications to acquire it!
    BTW –I think TMZ is a nasty virus spreader too (not unlike Paris)!

  17. jrzmommy

    AJ–first your loud. Second, you’re a moron. That is all.

  18. Texas Tranny

    @65
    He’s also wearing pretty blue panties.

  19. Texas Tranny

    @66
    I’m game.

  20. Marissa

    Lmao. =]

  21. Lalla

    Isn’t her creepy new nanny some ex-pornographer? He’s a recovering SOMETHING, anyway. But really – I heard that. Anyone know? (Anyone know why I even give a shit?)

  22. Charlie

    I think shes going bald. Look at her hair line. Who’s hair looks like that? Maybe she shaved her head b/c she has mange or lice?!?!?!

  23. Italian Stallion

    I don’t think she can actually kill anyone. If that was the case, those children would have been dead by now. What’s she going to do? Drop him on his head like Preston…………..

  24. Shut Up!

    @49, “Go live a week in her shoes”?! First of all, isn’t she usually barefoot?! The crazies tend to run around barefoot. But technicalities aside, I would fucking love to live a week in her shoes. “Oh no, the paparazzi are following me, what should I do?! Maybe I should run back inside to my big mansion and relax by the pool in privacy and enjoy the beautiful weather while doing nothing all day. Or maybe I should jump in to my luxury car and drive away from them, and then I can go to my other mansion and hide out there.” That poor, poor, poor girl. No wonder she’s gone crazy. What a rough life she leads!

  25. Frick!

    Hey, that was actually pretty fricken funny there at the end. Is it just me or does it seem like the original writer has returned?It was feeling like there was a superfish imposter here for a while.

  26. Funsome

    The bodyguard/random tall guy/whatever he is…I swear he’s wearing football pants under his jean shorts/capris/pants. Look at pic #12. What the?!?! Must be another new LA fashion statement.

  27. Dorkfest

    Tall/big DOES NOT equal tough. I like how all these large blowholes think they’re God’s gift to fighting. Wow, you beat up a fag photographer,Tuff Stuff. My fellow Jiu Jitsu members eat these guys for breakfast.

  28. El Ces

    C’mon, Britney!
    Show us those mellons!
    *makes motor boat sound*

  29. gwen

    IS it illegal to threaten someone’s life? I mean, okay, that would be assault. But in this case the threat came from Brit, so there’s hardly the “reasonable” fear of bodily harm element.

  30. jillian

    North Texas Tranny – August 1, 2007 1:22 PM

    I’m convinced there aren’t really any women on this site except for me—either that or they are getting the living shit trolled out of them! Oh that feels so good! Oh! Oh! Is there just one evil masterbater mind behind every login? Maybe Fish should screen himself, but I didn’t visit TMZ much after that happened fuckers!

    um, yeah, that.

  31. Erka

    shes such a hoebag

  32. Checky

    ok, brittany NEEDS a bigger bra… shes bulging out of that little thing!

  33. little monkeyfuck

    someone’s selling weed to an underage mental cripple.

    Britney is a hasbeen, maybe Madonna or that other skinny ho, Angelina, should adopt those poor kiddies.

  34. frenchie

    @30- I really hated you until you made that coment.

    HAAAAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAH!!!!! so funny but true…anyway…Spears looks like a hatfull of assholes.

  35. Someone trying to step in on Victor, I see. What kind of name is that ? Europe, I’m sure.

  36. anna

    her boobz are hanging our of her fucking shrit she is a shit head that fuccker

  37. Tessa

    Every fucking time I see her, I have to puke. I can smell her stinky croch and her stinky breath!

  38. steve

    Hey victor get raped by her wearing a strap on you gay fuck

  39. fivefivefive

    oh please, wear a bra, what’s for your size!

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