Britney Spears will cancel tour if she can’t bring sons

Britney Spears’ pending US tour in March may hit the shitter thanks to Kevin Federline’s lawyers. Britney, Kevin and Jamie Spears hashed out a deal where Britney would have three bases in New Jersey, New Orleans and Los Angeles where her boys would stay while she commuted to her shows. Kevin was even going to be paid for the deal until his lawyers stepped in and objected to the whole arrangement. Now Britney is going to scrap the whole tour if her sons can’t come with her. TMZ reports:

And here’s a fun fact. We’ve learned Britney will pay Kevin in excess of $4,000 a week for each week she’s on tour. The way the deal goes… Brit would get K-Fed his own pad in each of the three bases and he wouldn’t even have to show up to get the money! Why, you ask, would she pay him? You figure it out….
So here’s the rub: Britney, K-Fed and Jamie worked out the arrangement without the help of any of the lawyers. We’re told a week ago K-Fed’s lawyers became aware of the plan and were furious, thinking Jamie went behind their backs. Sources tell us K-Fed’s lawyers have said they object to the plan but won’t specifically say why. And Kevin apparently doesn’t have the cojones to stand up to his lawyers.

Oh, that’s nice. Britney pulls her life together and will actually pay cash money to be close to her children (Including Sean!), but Kevin’s lawyers didn’t get a taste so the whole deal is fucked. I guarantee you Jamie Spears is about ten seconds away from rappelling into those attorney’s offices and uppercutting some assholes. Provided he got drunk this morning while watching The Dark Knight. Or am I the only one who did that? Batman wants McMuffins! WOO!