Britney Spears will age horribly

February 21st, 2008 // 102 Comments

The above picture is a simulation of how Britney Spears will look at age 36. It was done by the folks at www.ageprogession.org who factored in Britney’s current fast food diet, drug and alcohol use and apparently receding hair line. They also produced a shot of Britney at 46 who I guess, in the midst of a mid-life crisis, decided being blonde is sexier. These pictures are pretty amazing considering I always pictured Britney buried in a coffin by 30. Thanks to science I now know she’ll lead a rich, full life surrounded by cats and old copies of Readers Digest. Outstanding.

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  1. voomer

    she’s always going to be rich enough for a bit of plastic surgery – she can sleep with a few more paparazzi types, sell some hair, write a book if she gets really desperate.
    she doesn’t need plastic surgery yet. she just needs to be a bit healthier. she scrubs alright if she has a few weeks notice.

  2. monkeyfightclub

    She’s not going to look that good

  3. Jane

    NEWSFLASH! She won’t look like that because of PLASTIC SURGERY!!! DUH!

    I can’t believe nobody pointed that out yet.

  4. monkeyfightclub

    hey guys you think she’s gonna get plastic surgery!?!?!?!?!!11111111

  5. stevenholt1@mac.com

    I’d still hit it.

  6. That’s better, you are amusing me now..

  7. Ted from LA

    I saw the full length picture. Ironically, when she is 46 she is still wearing the same brown boots.

  8. Nathiest

    Lol not! she’ll die way before the age of 40

  9. Haw Haw

    they didn’t have one of paris hilton all old and wrinkly, but this’ll do for now..

    http://www.phojoe.com/images/new/free%20stuff/Paris-Hilton-Fat_1280-small.jpg

  10. La Frascatana

    At least she looks happy.

    I can also imagine her on that Louisiana porch someone else talked about, wearing little ripped shorts with pocked thighs spilling out of them, a T.V. complete with antenna blaring out reruns in the background, the neighborhood mutt licking Dorito crumbs out from between her toes and Britney laughing… “That tickles y’all, best sex I ever had!” ( BURP ) Happy in her natural element at last.

  11. sameshitdifferentyear

    WILL age horribly??

    Was this entry written in 2002?????

    #52 absolutely correct
    #61 those made me think Moooo (and she was actually pretty nice up to a point)

    No way she’s making it to April 2009. There’s just no way. Anna Nicole, get the seat next to you ready.

    Did those idiots wasting their time figure out how big Aguilara’s tits are going to be at that time?
    By their current expansion rate, they’ll each need their own zip code.

  12. Rossco

    Ahahahaha, that just made my day.

  13. AnonymousCoward

    Any speculation where the black eyes fit in?

  14. lucycharms

    I truly don’t think she’ll be around for 36… unless her parents continue to babysit her. I also think this in inaccurate…she’ll be balding by then considering all of her extensions pulling at her scalp. Her hair has never recovered from her buzz cut.

    I’d love to see age progression on Ms. Lohan. She won’t make it till 36 either. Her face & skin all ready looked weathered. Take a look at those nudie shots from New York Magazine….her face…haggard! Cocaine sucks the youth right outta your face. It speeds up your aging.

  15. lucycharms

    I truly don’t think she’ll be around for 36… unless her parents continue to babysit her. I also think this in inaccurate…she’ll be balding by then considering all of her extensions pulling at her scalp. Her hair has never recovered from her buzz cut.

    I’d love to see age progression on Ms. Lohan. She won’t make it till 36 either. Her face & skin all ready looked weathered. Take a look at those nudie shots from New York Magazine….her face…haggard! Cocaine sucks the youth right outta your face. It speeds up your aging.

  16. Janine

    Britney does have a really thick neck, so if she gains weight I could see that happening. However, she is way too vain to ever gain that much weight and let her teeth get that gross. Hopefully she will change her lifestyle before then, because her mom looks really good for her age.
    Also: Hohan-she does look gross, her face looks older than mine and I am 31. I think it’s a combination of smoking, tanning, alchohol abuse and cocaine, along with whatever other drugs she uses.

  17. Yeah, I can see this. Only there’s too much expression in the eyes.

  18. 23apples

    Although these are probably meant to scare her and prompt her into a more healthy lifestyle so she doesn’t turn out like an ogre, I have a feeling they will do the opposite and make her freak out and go all anorexic and amphetamine crazy. This will produce even worse results by age 40, which nobody thought was ever possible.

  19. Eddy

    Yeah, she’ll probably still be wearing wigs at 30/40. Probably pink. With botox and collagen. So imagine that with puffy lips and the wig worn by Natalie Portman as a stripper in Closer.

  20. Joe C

    Oooh baby! That did it. Now I’m really all hot for Britney.

  21. yah ok

    hhmmmm, considering she’s been working and getting her life on track, these don’t seem to be so true………….

  22. That’s Britney. I saw some uploaded her 40s photo at http://femmate.com

  23. Super dooper!

    In the 36 y/o one she looks exactly like one of my bitchy english teachers that I DESPISE.

  24. libtard

    74, you should ask your bitchy teacher if she used to look like Britney

  25. jdpwilson

    Don’t forget the crystal meth teeth…just for affect.

  26. Lol not! she’ll die way before the age of 40

  27. Abdo

    No chance in hell she will look like that!!!
    She will kill herself probably…
    I was a big fan..but now i feel sorry for her ..
    I hope she will be back to herself again and try to be the pop icon that she was..

  28. katie

    hm.. fun fun.. i wanna know what i would look like at 30. anyways.. i aint paying close to 200 and 210 with tax just to find out.. would u?

  29. Grunion

    No way she has all her teeth at 46. no fucking way.

  30. jimy

    OMG, so attractive, i saw her blog with hot pictures on http://multiraciallove.com It is sincere and attractive. every one needs something new. So do those famous stars who also tried to seek some hot guys for interracial relationship or joy. Nice to enjoy how raze they are. LOL.

  31. b

    how is this news? it’s not, dammit. I could have drawn a picture of britney with a popsicle in her hand and written the captain ‘ britney likes flavored ice’ and it would be comparable to this

  32. timanderic

    so this is definately a tim and eric type of face

  33. roop

    I was just looking at all the pictures on that age progression site, apparently everybody looks like 3 miles of bad road after they turn 7. Some kid had a dirt-stache that cursed him well into his 90′s. This has got to be one of the funniest stories thesuperficial ever covered but for all the wrong reasons.

  34. Jess

    I don’t think it’ll take 10 years for her to look like that…for the past 5 years she has gotten 100 fatter, greasier, and balder every year

  35. Ya gotta love it!

  36. crazy otto

    …its official….i’ll never toss off to her again……..seriously

  37. she should be so ugly!!

    I cant imagine she should be so…

    gals at pinkmingle.com think it’s so horriblel!

  38. aury

    yarg. that’s nasty.

  39. missywissy

    I can’t stand Brit, but come on. There is no way on earth she will ever look like this. I think the folks that did the morphing forgot how much money she has and that she can buy the lipo, hair extensions, teeth whitening, etc. I don’t even think she would look this bad if she didn’t have any money. I can see the weight gain, but a bad perm??? They also made her hair thicker than what it will probablly be. I thought with all the technology that is out there these pics would have been a little more realistic. They are entertaining!

  40. Ivanos

    Looks just like any other typical american to me. I bet most of you writers here look like that if not worse.

  41. scarlet92

    Amen Ivanos! This looks like half the people I see everyday here in California. I doubt she will look like everyother middle aged housewife though. She will have plastic surgery and trainers to keep her from looking a day over 25, though that never works. Someone should tell that to the women on Real Housewives of OC.

  42. love

    if britney,,,,,,had not xposed her 2 much,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,she would b much much loved by people all over the world,,,,,,,,,,,

  43. love

    i dont know wat will she do wen she turns ugly………..(playback singer)…hehe………she has realy nice voice

  44. Bob Seigert

    No this is just another lady

  45. Frankie Z

    SHE IS NOT JUST ANOTHER LADY! THAT IS MY WIFE DAMMIT ALL!

  46. olliemankz
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t really see Britney in her … unless I look really deeply. I don’t like to think of Britney like this. Oddly, while I had no interest in her previously (especially after that awful cover of “I Can’t Get No Satisfaction”), I now feel for her after all she has been through. She seems to be pulling herself out of it a bit, somehow having been willing to listen to her family and friends, which I did not expect of her. She must have some humility. Hopefully, she will learn to leave all drugs alone, and here’s my final say … at this time, she gets too much exercise bouncing around for those dance numbers to end up like this!

  47. Annie

    I dont believe that! This is nothing like Britney! there is not even a resemblance there, this is not realistic

  48. Dawn

    I think that Britney Spears is a beautiful person inside and out. She has definitely been through too much for her age so yes I think she needs to watch her diet, her lifestyle, etc so that old age does not rush in. I think a lot of people underestimate Britney and if anyone can make things turn around and shine, in all aspects of her life, in a really good way it’s Britney. She has proven this time and time again. Go Britney!!!!

  49. Andrew

    Shes already aged horribly…

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