Britney Spears will age horribly

February 21st, 2008 // 102 Comments

The above picture is a simulation of how Britney Spears will look at age 36. It was done by the folks at www.ageprogession.org who factored in Britney’s current fast food diet, drug and alcohol use and apparently receding hair line. They also produced a shot of Britney at 46 who I guess, in the midst of a mid-life crisis, decided being blonde is sexier. These pictures are pretty amazing considering I always pictured Britney buried in a coffin by 30. Thanks to science I now know she’ll lead a rich, full life surrounded by cats and old copies of Readers Digest. Outstanding.

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  1. Dick Richards

    Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!

    Ho:

    Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!

  2. Miss Fit

    Well, at least she will age better than the Rolling Stones have.

  3. Joe

    So at 46 she’ll become Chris Farley?

    The sad thing is, these pictures look like the typical long-term office workers at any company around the U.S.

  4. just curious

    I can understand her face getting bigger, but it’s weird how the eyes changed so much from slanty and big, to more even but so much smaller. And I get how her teeth got duller, but would they change their alighment and shape too????

    Guess that’s what happens or could happen living the life that she does.

  5. Randal

    She won’t look like that at all and I’m positive she’ll straighten up herself in good time and start looking as good as she used to.

    Your fans support you Britney!

  6. Pizza Face

    Hideous!

  7. Bri

    The pictures on their website are disturbing as hell.

  8. Auntie Kryst

    Holy living fuck! That scared me shitless. Fish, please don’t do that again.

    Funny thing is those pics are pretty close to what I would imagine her turning out to be. In my vision she’s sitting on the porch of a decrepit shotgun shack in the LA bayou slowly rocking herself with her one foot. Naturally she had to have her other foot amputated due to her diabetes.

  9. Wow!… that is amazing!….I actually think that is probably close to what she will really look like. In general most folks as they age, put on weight, so that seems logical, and she seems like she will broaden out ALL over.

    Would be fun to store that photo away for 10 years and see if it comes true,

  10. Mary

    I think its a pertty accurtate depiction. Crazy.

  11. Jennifer

    I am just a bit curious…Why her profile was found on millionaire dating site ‘BillionaireCupid dot com’ last week? I will check it again.

  12. David

    Looks like something out of a Metalocalypse episode. Give here a guitar and she’s in the band.

  13. rly

    LOL. NOW DO ONE OF PARIS HILTON.

  14. Auntie Kryst

    @11 Yeah you go do that you cunt! Jennifer, see if her pictures are updated with what we see here.

  15. I doubt Britney Spears is going to become Sally Struthers.

  16. Anyone else think the aged version looks better than she does now?

  17. this didnt take into fact all of the plastic surgery she will probably have!

  18. Wuts

    Yeah, dunno. I don’t think these computer-aging programs produce accurate results. You can feed in a picture of your own from 15 years ago (I know, most of you had just been born) and what you get is a caricature of what you look like now. In Britney’s case they obviously didn’t account for the extremely wideset eyes, huge forehead (to go with receding hairline), and the likelihood that she’ll go through lots of cycles of getting fat and losing weight. But even with all that, she’ll look different because she’ll get every plastic surgery procedure she can find.

  19. Mr. French

    “Well, at least she will age better than the Rolling Stones have.”

    But, she will never have anywhere near their musical talent or longevity in the music business.

  20. ang

    This is nothing. By 30, Lindsay will look like Smeagol. And smell like smegma.

  21. Oh, so that’s what Jimbo was talking about..

  22. mike

    No, Jimbo was talking about his penis, as always. He’s not a complicated man.

  23. Ted from LA

    My only question is how can they predict exactly to where her zits will migrate.

  24. Chip Douglass

    She looks a bit like leatherface without the mask.

  25. Miss Fit

    She looks a lot better than I originally thought she would. I kind of thought that she would end up looking more like toe nail fungus.

  26. havoc

    Gah…………

    .

  27. malicious

    a bit of a stretch

  28. MadMike

    No way she will look that good.

  29. Rosie O'Donnell

    What an attractive woman. I’d hit that without mercy.

  30. pointandlaugh

    eye bleach please….

  31. FRIST I think I like you better as a brunette.

  32. voomer

    There’s a big difference between these photos and what Britney Spears will eventually end up looking like. This is because BRITNEY CAN AFFORD AS MUCH PLASTIC SURGERY/TEETH BLEACH/GOOD HAIRDRESSING AS SHE LIKES.

    We will never see her in this state.

    Eh, atleast she looks happy in all the photos! That’s a good prediction!

  33. #34, I don’t know why she doesn’t take advantage of it now..

  34. will

    Her ears don’t bend over far enough to be life-like for Britney.

  35. voomer

    cos she’s insane right now..

  36. Mike

    The Office Whore! Glad to finally meet you!

  37. Clem

    46!!! That walking donut ain’t gonna see 27!!!

  38. She’s not insane, she’s just big boned.

  39. Lauren

    I think they forgot to factor in all the plastic surgery she will probably have done.

  40. Rat

    She wont live that long!

  41. Blahdeblah

    That age progression site is creepy. Seriously. Why would any parent want photos of what their child would have looked like if they’d lived? That’s like a one-way ticket to complete emotional meltdown.

  42. Matt

    I love the Target designer T-shirt. It’d be even better if she was not actually broke at 36, but that’s the clothes she thought looked on her the best.

  43. Tapeworm

    HILARIOUS. And probably not far off the mark.

    Between the Taco Bell runs, the liters of booze and the 3-pack-a-day habit, this cow’s gonna be headed for the slaughterhouse before long.

    She’ll definitely commit suicide before age 35.

  44. Kate

    OK, that looks absolutely nothing like her. Nothing. I don’t care how badly she takes care of herself. She’s not going to turn into an entirely different person.

    I think she’ll look like herself. Just much crappier. And this ain’t it.

  45. Rob

    not bad, but they totally got the cow eyes wrong, need to be slipping off her face more

  46. hairdressertothestars

    “There’s a big difference between these photos and what Britney Spears will eventually end up looking like. This is because BRITNEY CAN AFFORD AS MUCH PLASTIC SURGERY/TEETH BLEACH/GOOD HAIRDRESSING AS SHE LIKES.”

    Yes, and she has failed to utilize any of these so far, so what makes you think anything will change? Plus, if her career continues in the direction it’s been going, she will not have tons of money for those little extras.

  47. Pilatunes

    Joe @3 “The sad thing is, these pictures look like the typical long-term office workers at any company around the U.S.”

    Ha, ha, ha….that is so fucking true. Gah. For women, from 21 on it’s a slide into obesity and general hidesousness.

    Britney will be worse though…greasy whore.

  48. You people are boring. Just keep reiterating but by all means DON’T scroll up to see if anyone has mentioned that before. God forbid..

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