The above picture is a simulation of how Britney Spears will look at age 36. It was done by the folks at www.ageprogession.org who factored in Britney’s current fast food diet, drug and alcohol use and apparently receding hair line. They also produced a shot of Britney at 46 who I guess, in the midst of a mid-life crisis, decided being blonde is sexier. These pictures are pretty amazing considering I always pictured Britney buried in a coffin by 30. Thanks to science I now know she’ll lead a rich, full life surrounded by cats and old copies of Readers Digest. Outstanding.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Dick Richards | February 21, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!
Ho:
Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!
Miss Fit | February 21, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Well, at least she will age better than the Rolling Stones have.
Joe | February 21, 2008 at 4:02 pm
So at 46 she’ll become Chris Farley?
The sad thing is, these pictures look like the typical long-term office workers at any company around the U.S.
just curious | February 21, 2008 at 4:03 pm
I can understand her face getting bigger, but it’s weird how the eyes changed so much from slanty and big, to more even but so much smaller. And I get how her teeth got duller, but would they change their alighment and shape too????
Guess that’s what happens or could happen living the life that she does.
Randal | February 21, 2008 at 4:04 pm
She won’t look like that at all and I’m positive she’ll straighten up herself in good time and start looking as good as she used to.
Your fans support you Britney!
Pizza Face | February 21, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Hideous!
Bri | February 21, 2008 at 4:05 pm
The pictures on their website are disturbing as hell.
Auntie Kryst | February 21, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Holy living fuck! That scared me shitless. Fish, please don’t do that again.
Funny thing is those pics are pretty close to what I would imagine her turning out to be. In my vision she’s sitting on the porch of a decrepit shotgun shack in the LA bayou slowly rocking herself with her one foot. Naturally she had to have her other foot amputated due to her diabetes.
Brad | February 21, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Wow!… that is amazing!….I actually think that is probably close to what she will really look like. In general most folks as they age, put on weight, so that seems logical, and she seems like she will broaden out ALL over.
Would be fun to store that photo away for 10 years and see if it comes true,
Mary | February 21, 2008 at 4:13 pm
I think its a pertty accurtate depiction. Crazy.
Jennifer | February 21, 2008 at 4:14 pm
I am just a bit curious…Why her profile was found on millionaire dating site ‘BillionaireCupid dot com’ last week? I will check it again.
David | February 21, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Looks like something out of a Metalocalypse episode. Give here a guitar and she’s in the band.
rly | February 21, 2008 at 4:15 pm
LOL. NOW DO ONE OF PARIS HILTON.
Auntie Kryst | February 21, 2008 at 4:16 pm
@11 Yeah you go do that you cunt! Jennifer, see if her pictures are updated with what we see here.
Alice | February 21, 2008 at 4:19 pm
I doubt Britney Spears is going to become Sally Struthers.
Condom Man | February 21, 2008 at 4:20 pm
I’D HIT IT
Erica | February 21, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Anyone else think the aged version looks better than she does now?
bob sakamano | February 21, 2008 at 4:22 pm
this didnt take into fact all of the plastic surgery she will probably have!
Wuts | February 21, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Yeah, dunno. I don’t think these computer-aging programs produce accurate results. You can feed in a picture of your own from 15 years ago (I know, most of you had just been born) and what you get is a caricature of what you look like now. In Britney’s case they obviously didn’t account for the extremely wideset eyes, huge forehead (to go with receding hairline), and the likelihood that she’ll go through lots of cycles of getting fat and losing weight. But even with all that, she’ll look different because she’ll get every plastic surgery procedure she can find.
Mr. French | February 21, 2008 at 4:24 pm
“Well, at least she will age better than the Rolling Stones have.”
But, she will never have anywhere near their musical talent or longevity in the music business.
ang | February 21, 2008 at 4:25 pm
This is nothing. By 30, Lindsay will look like Smeagol. And smell like smegma.
FRIST!!! | February 21, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Oh, so that’s what Jimbo was talking about..
mike | February 21, 2008 at 4:29 pm
No, Jimbo was talking about his penis, as always. He’s not a complicated man.
Ted from LA | February 21, 2008 at 4:29 pm
My only question is how can they predict exactly to where her zits will migrate.
Chip Douglass | February 21, 2008 at 4:32 pm
She looks a bit like leatherface without the mask.
Miss Fit | February 21, 2008 at 4:32 pm
She looks a lot better than I originally thought she would. I kind of thought that she would end up looking more like toe nail fungus.
havoc | February 21, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Gah…………
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malicious | February 21, 2008 at 4:36 pm
a bit of a stretch
MadMike | February 21, 2008 at 4:38 pm
No way she will look that good.
Rosie O'Donnell | February 21, 2008 at 4:43 pm
What an attractive woman. I’d hit that without mercy.
pointandlaugh | February 21, 2008 at 4:45 pm
eye bleach please….
Jimbo | February 21, 2008 at 4:48 pm
FRIST I think I like you better as a brunette.
whatever | February 21, 2008 at 4:49 pm
http://www.phojoe.com/images/new/free%20stuff/Paris-Hilton-Fat_1280-small.jpg
That’s hot.
voomer | February 21, 2008 at 4:53 pm
There’s a big difference between these photos and what Britney Spears will eventually end up looking like. This is because BRITNEY CAN AFFORD AS MUCH PLASTIC SURGERY/TEETH BLEACH/GOOD HAIRDRESSING AS SHE LIKES.
We will never see her in this state.
Eh, atleast she looks happy in all the photos! That’s a good prediction!
FRIST!!! | February 21, 2008 at 4:55 pm
#34, I don’t know why she doesn’t take advantage of it now..
will | February 21, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Her ears don’t bend over far enough to be life-like for Britney.
voomer | February 21, 2008 at 4:59 pm
cos she’s insane right now..
Mike | February 21, 2008 at 5:01 pm
The Office Whore! Glad to finally meet you!
Clem | February 21, 2008 at 5:05 pm
46!!! That walking donut ain’t gonna see 27!!!
FRIST!!! | February 21, 2008 at 5:06 pm
She’s not insane, she’s just big boned.
Lauren | February 21, 2008 at 5:09 pm
I think they forgot to factor in all the plastic surgery she will probably have done.
Rat | February 21, 2008 at 5:10 pm
She wont live that long!
Blahdeblah | February 21, 2008 at 5:14 pm
That age progression site is creepy. Seriously. Why would any parent want photos of what their child would have looked like if they’d lived? That’s like a one-way ticket to complete emotional meltdown.
Matt | February 21, 2008 at 5:30 pm
I love the Target designer T-shirt. It’d be even better if she was not actually broke at 36, but that’s the clothes she thought looked on her the best.
Tapeworm | February 21, 2008 at 5:32 pm
HILARIOUS. And probably not far off the mark.
Between the Taco Bell runs, the liters of booze and the 3-pack-a-day habit, this cow’s gonna be headed for the slaughterhouse before long.
She’ll definitely commit suicide before age 35.
Kate | February 21, 2008 at 5:36 pm
OK, that looks absolutely nothing like her. Nothing. I don’t care how badly she takes care of herself. She’s not going to turn into an entirely different person.
I think she’ll look like herself. Just much crappier. And this ain’t it.
Rob | February 21, 2008 at 5:37 pm
not bad, but they totally got the cow eyes wrong, need to be slipping off her face more
hairdressertothestars | February 21, 2008 at 5:41 pm
“There’s a big difference between these photos and what Britney Spears will eventually end up looking like. This is because BRITNEY CAN AFFORD AS MUCH PLASTIC SURGERY/TEETH BLEACH/GOOD HAIRDRESSING AS SHE LIKES.”
Yes, and she has failed to utilize any of these so far, so what makes you think anything will change? Plus, if her career continues in the direction it’s been going, she will not have tons of money for those little extras.
Pilatunes | February 21, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Joe @3 “The sad thing is, these pictures look like the typical long-term office workers at any company around the U.S.”
Ha, ha, ha….that is so fucking true. Gah. For women, from 21 on it’s a slide into obesity and general hidesousness.
Britney will be worse though…greasy whore.
FRIST!!! | February 21, 2008 at 5:48 pm
You people are boring. Just keep reiterating but by all means DON’T scroll up to see if anyone has mentioned that before. God forbid..