Britney Spears: Who keeps giving her the keys?!

By: The Superficial / April 14, 2008

Two stories in a row about Britney? I was enjoying the long blissful period since that’s happened. But, in all actuality, Britney didn’t do anything out of the ordinary. She just got into her Mercedes and hit somebody on the freeway reminding us that Britney + wheels = OH, GOD, NO! I’M TOO BEAUTIFUL TO DIE! People reports:

According to the accident report, “The collision occurred when the driver of the Mercedes, driving in the #3 lane, in stop and go traffic failed to observe the vehicle directly ahead of her come to a complete stop. She attempted to brake but failed to stop her vehicle prior to colliding into the rear of the Nissan [in front of her].”

Just to emphasize the point of how Britney Spears and vehicles are a ticket to Holy Shit-town, one time she tried to ride a bike, next thing you know, POW! 9/11. True story.

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