Britney Spears was spotted in Bel Air over the weekend wearing what I hope was a wet bikini under her clothes. Either that or she started lactating while simultaneously peeing herself. And sure, why not? It’d still be the most normal thing she’s done in the past three months. The most normal thing I’ve done in the past three months? Dress up as Salvador Dali and get into a fist fight with an employee at Hot Dog On A Stick. You don’t even want to know what my weird days are like.
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Danner | May 29, 2007 at 2:22 pm
sweat? A scary lot of it?
KatieKates | May 29, 2007 at 2:22 pm
Super sexy, Brit.
Danner | May 29, 2007 at 2:23 pm
Hmm the white dress mess looks like juice or something like that.
Cop | May 29, 2007 at 2:29 pm
Move along, move along, nothing to see here…
seriously.
A better title would be “Britney Spears photographed again while walking.” We don’t really need these posts inbetween times when she does something stupid/insane. She does that plenty often.
Cracka | May 29, 2007 at 2:29 pm
Ill just go ahead and ask the question?
Where the holy heck are her kids?
Has anyone seen them?
Pokemon_Johnson | May 29, 2007 at 2:30 pm
god….ENOUGH of this bitch already…let’s see someone different. Someone OTHER than Brit, Lohan, or Paris for a change…
pleeeeeaaaassseee!!!!!
Bern | May 29, 2007 at 2:41 pm
This shit is boring the life out of me.
BIG BOOBS ON MY SITE, if anyone is interested.
innerdrama.com | May 29, 2007 at 2:44 pm
shes so manly looking now. having kids didnt help :-/
http://www.innerdrama.com/gina
Yomill3 | May 29, 2007 at 2:53 pm
Same bikini as the week before
The_Squizz | May 29, 2007 at 2:55 pm
That last picture is of jit stains.
Victor | May 29, 2007 at 2:56 pm
All right, another story about Lindsay and Britney. Keep them coming, so I can get more hyped up about fucking the two of them. Wet bikini or not, I would still finger her dirty pussy. Wouldn’t drink their douche water though, wouldn’t mind bathing them though. But would not mind getting my dick wet, that is for sure.
Fifth Stooge | May 29, 2007 at 2:57 pm
I found love on a two way street and lost it on a lonely highway.
Mo | May 29, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Seriously, let’s save the ‘ZOMG BRITNEY DID… SOMETHING’ posts for when she actually does… something.
havoc | May 29, 2007 at 3:01 pm
I’m going to go with lactating.
I think writing that long letter to her fans actually induced immaculate conception.
Number three is on the way.
Best of Celeb | May 29, 2007 at 3:10 pm
She could really use a hose down.
wugh | May 29, 2007 at 3:21 pm
Your knowledge of the female anatomy is astonishing.
Whammer Jammer | May 29, 2007 at 3:36 pm
Look for Twitney to do something really stupid within the next few days. Lohan getting busted for DUI has knocked her back a few paces, and she isn’t going to stand that for very long. She has to get her headlines, so any day now, she’s gonna say or do something completely off the wall to get those paparazzi thinking about her again.
Amethyst | May 29, 2007 at 3:44 pm
she’s got a wet bathing suit on underneath for cripes sake. big deal.
britney needs implants | May 29, 2007 at 3:51 pm
her boobs got saggy…she needs to get some implants
JoshLavarn | May 29, 2007 at 3:56 pm
She is “sweating like a pig” because she is one now. Oink Oink
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sweetnsnooty | May 29, 2007 at 4:22 pm
So her ass is sweaty, big whoopty doo. And she spilled something on her dress, OH MY GOD, headline news. Can we get some gossip-worthy material, please.
captain obvious | May 29, 2007 at 4:24 pm
always has to hold someone’s hand like a little girl…always has stains on her clothes like a little girl. always playing dress up in silly clothes, with silly wigs…its really scare that she’s someone’s mommy.
jg | May 29, 2007 at 4:49 pm
hey thats my man juice, i was hoping for the hook up and then be able to retire.
robo | May 29, 2007 at 4:56 pm
She spilled Kool Aid, that’s all.
Leslie <3 | May 29, 2007 at 5:14 pm
I love her, she’s amazing.
imran karim | May 29, 2007 at 5:19 pm
the wet on the white dress is not bc of the bikini
imran karim
no1justminda | May 29, 2007 at 5:24 pm
She’s wearing a thong…that’s sweaty ass crack!!
Big Mama | May 29, 2007 at 5:26 pm
Did the aliens implant a homing device behind her neck when she was abducted by the mother-ship.
Darth Hater | May 29, 2007 at 5:42 pm
Well she’s not wearing hideous boots in any of those pics…that’s an improvement.
Angry Ferret Jones | May 29, 2007 at 5:44 pm
Actually, there is a simple explanation for this: All whores sweat cum.
I don’t know that there is anything else to say about that. Lemme’ check….
Nope.
sageashes | May 29, 2007 at 6:17 pm
Omg. What is with her hair? She’d look way better bald than with those nappy ass wigs.
FUG BRITNEY | May 29, 2007 at 6:21 pm
Britney has legs like tree trunks and her vag smells of rotting fish. She hasn’t had a shower in months and looks like a man with that linebacker neck.
GIANTPEEECH | May 29, 2007 at 6:40 pm
Damn bitchney you smellz.
Stuck | May 29, 2007 at 6:41 pm
This site is called ‘The Superficial’. That’s why all the stories are…um, what’s the word…oh yeah – SUPERFICIAL!
The title of the site should give you a massive indication that the stories will be of little substance and significance, and that they will be completely devoid of anything intellectually deep.
So, why the fuck are there constantly all these monotonous douchebags moaning about the stories being worthless?? Wtf do you expect?!
Famous people do boring, pointless shit and this site documents it. If a story looks crap, don’t fucking read it and certainly don’t waste your time repeatedly going on and on about how crap it is. Go read a serious news site.
Your comments are more tedious than the stories.
The Superfish guy is on coke | May 29, 2007 at 6:52 pm
This pig is a fuckin’ mess. She reminds of a barefoot 7-11 sleaze picking up a 4-pack of tallboys of Milwaukee’s beast. Oh did I mention that she has the ugliest set of tits out there? I’ve never advocated tit jobs until this skag.
Alissa | May 29, 2007 at 9:54 pm
thats so ridiculous she just got out of the damn pool, haha
redsonj1313 | May 29, 2007 at 10:08 pm
Ok so she has on a wet suit in the first but the second is a spill. She should really just stop wearing white !!!
kacsing | May 29, 2007 at 10:11 pm
Give her a break, she actually looks pretty decent. No more moo-moo type dresses that Mrs. Roper would wear from Three’s Company and no more of those fugly boots. AND at least she has the bikini bottoms on so we don’t have to run away with our eyes burning out of their sockets! This is a HUGE improvement!
Offed Maniston | May 29, 2007 at 10:17 pm
What a fucking dog. How did someone with a thick neck and pimply slope shoulders ever get famous anyway?
ThatIsGay | May 29, 2007 at 10:20 pm
I think her price of 5 cents an hour is over pricing it. fucking idiot.
krazihottkelli | May 29, 2007 at 10:28 pm
this stupid bitch doesn’t have milk in those titz..shit that stuff dries up right away if a kid isn’t sucking it….and with all those drugz she pumped into that body, she had better not breastfed that baby…
her wet swimming suit is the el=problem=o!
Brittney, you should come back to Florida, this time to drown at the beach,,hundreds were rescued this weekend and two died.
jemfysh | May 30, 2007 at 4:35 am
Actually, she’s wearing g-string bikini bottoms with barely a patch touching her dress, so that can’t explain the amount of wetness on her behind…
Gas With Oily Discharge | May 30, 2007 at 4:38 am
Where are the fishnet stockings? Someone must have removed them with a crowbar.
WTF | May 30, 2007 at 8:43 am
I’ve seen trailer trash hos with more dignity and class than Britney. All that money and she can’t hire an etiquette instructor?
krazihottkelli | May 30, 2007 at 9:22 am
picture thiz:
swimming with a wig
on your head in the
hott sun……….
your one clazzy bitch
you look like an idiot
with that wig on…..
herez an idea,stay the fuck home and swim in your own pool, bitch, no one wantz to see your stupid azzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!
Rachel | May 30, 2007 at 11:12 am
C’mon, “Britney Wets Herself”? Her hair’s looking awesome, though. Follow her Guide to Publicity: http://listafterlist.com/tabid/57/listid/6043//Britney+Spears+Step+by+Step+Guide+to+Publicity.aspx
sandy | May 30, 2007 at 2:09 pm
considering pictures of her were posted two days ago wearing a neon green and pink bikini, and you can clearly see neon green and pink straps…..lets see….i’m sure a 2 year old can figure out its her bathing suit.
duh.
NoOne | May 30, 2007 at 5:37 pm
The only thing sadder than celebrities being stupid are the people who live to watch it.
It’s a swimsuit under her ouutfit, you moron.
mrs_primevil | May 31, 2007 at 1:36 am
Why is Brit spilling something on her dress ‘news’?