Britney Spears wears thong bikinis

June 4th, 2007 // 158 Comments

Britney Spears was spotted on a beach in Mexico showing off her figure in a thong bikini. And wow is it flattering. Assuming, of course, that flattering now means exactly the opposite of what it used to mean. How is she looking in a mirror and going, “Yeah, yeah, this is real good. This would look great in a thong.” What should be happening is she should be looking in a mirror, then crying, then putting on a trash bag to wear as she drives to the beach sobbing.

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  1. omelette ze roar

    I’ve seen much worse, actually. ://

  2. elisa


  3. imran karim

    whoo lipo is working

    imran karim

  4. Well, OK. I wasn’t planning to eat today anyway. Thanks.

  5. Yep, that’s an ass.

  6. Whammer Jammer

    She doesn’t have the body to pull this off any longer. 4 or 5 years ago, maybe, but not now…….

  7. me

    i dont care what u all say. she looks sooo much better

  8. Hello, her butt is a rectangle.

  9. Alyssa

    Not bad, not bad… give her a little more time and she’ll be at about 70-80% of her former self.

    Actually, if she can get back in shape, probably any girl could…

  10. shanipie

    Everytime I see her I try to figure out…what is she doing wrong? She’s working out right? so why is she such a weird shape.

    Can she say…MANYLY!

    Well, I figured it out. She’s working her ass off…but still eating fried chicken.

    LOSE 20lbs fat ass!

  11. Judy Greer

    She looks pretty dam good for having 2 kids.

    Still waiting for your mother to have a retroactive abortion on you asshole!

  12. AFter Lipo her boddy is kinda fucked up so it won’t respond to her working out the same way.

    Why is it so hard for some women to realize that they aren’t 16 years old anymore? Buy some different clothes Britt. And here’s a suggestion, you aren’t a pig rolling in the mud out on a hog farm in Iowa, so stop wearing clothes that make you look like you are. Seriously, there are uglier girls with worse boddies that look ten times hotter than her because they know how to dress.

  13. Mick

    Ew. She is SO fat. It looks like hulk hogan in a thong.

  14. NicotineEyePatch

    All she has to do is wear as little as possible and she still manages to fuck it up.

  15. I feel bad for the thong. Poor little guy.

  16. maxxjedi

    I’d hit it

  17. DahliaRose

    What happened to her boobs. She is flat chested now. Better call Macco.

  18. Nina

    Y’all make me sick. You guys hate so much. 20lbs?!?!?!?!?!?! Are you a fucking anorexic wannabe?!?!

    Britney looks great. Upload a picture of yourself (no not some hot chick off the internet) and see how you compare.

  19. gi

    im all for bashing brit but her body rocks! Give her a break!

  20. Ehhh, I still think we’re not up to bikinis yet Britney. Tone it down a bit. You’re at about 60% right now. I’d say once you hit 80% of where you used to be, topless is the way to go.

  21. Sho'Nuff

    The people that keep telling her “you look great,” should be drawn and quartered. Off with their heads I say!

    Someone please get Britney a competant manager, a cassette of Abs of Steel and Buns of Steel, wait five months and then retake the shot so I can actually get it hard for her again.

    ma+sb = NH

    where ma = man ass, sb = saggy boobs and NH = Not Hot!

    I think I just came out of left field with that one.

  22. Booey

    I think she looks great. At least good enough for me. I think it looks odd because the waistband of the thong is slung around the middle of her ass instead of at her waist.

  23. havoc

    Compared to most of the skanks I saw in swimsuits over Memorial Weekend…that’s not so bad.

    I’ve seen worse…..

  24. shanipie

    Greer…I hope your not refering to me.

    I just had a baby 3 months ago and I look better than she does…sept I got some stretch marks that haven’t faded yet, but still better than her. Also I dont dress like a fucking slut when I know I still have 10 lbs to lose. She’s just a stupid bumpkin.

    Also please don’t blame being fat on having kids. That makes it okay for every woman to let herself go. Thats when it starts.

    i was just talking to my husband about this th other day and we figured something out. Ya know when you see a couple and the guy looks pretty good but the girl looks like absolute shit. And its confusing cuz usually its a cute girl with a kinda ugly man right?

    Well we figured out that the girl was proly a chick that without anything wasn’t much to look at, but she atleast tried hard to make herself look cute. Then she had a kid and stopped caring about what she ate or exercising. Then her hair went. Then she figured why put on cute clothes and make up. There you have it, thats what happened.

    Well LADIES ITS NOT OKAY. So u fucked up your body, so what. Get it back. Take control and get ur ass into the gym and eat 1200 cals a day till u lose it. Then if ur boobs got messed up get them fixed.

    its not that hard if you fucking cared to do it jeez.

  25. shanipie

    Oh and I take it back about the 20lbs…make just 10. But I say she hasnt lost enough until her fucking chin/neck fat is gone…omg that looks hella bad

  26. Judy Greer


    I was talking to the owner of this stupid hate filled website…

    You are WAY to concerned about how other people look.

    I feel sorry for your kid who will have to live up to your unrealistic expections.

    JUST WAIT ’til you are 40 and reread your stupic comments from today.

    I’m not coming back to this haven of jerks and assholes… so blow your hot air out your stretch marked ass!

  27. Oh noes, teh horror! I’d rather watch cows in putrefaction than be a witness of this abomination.

  28. Dirty Sanchez

    That’s disgusting.

  29. lawpunk

    Looks like her thing is scared of hte places it might have to go and is running the hell away from the hole of despair.

  30. The Superfish guy is on coke

    Living up to the stereotype of white women with flat asses. She’s overweight and STILL has a flat ass. That’s pathetic.

    Squats and lunges sweetheart.

  31. Paladin

    Isn’t that the same bikini we’ve seen peaking out from her “clothes” from all the recent pics of her on this site? What the hell, has that thing been grafted to her body or something? Does she even wash it? Gross.

  32. NicotineEyePatch

    “Haven of Jerks and Assholes”
    Finally, a name for this page that might keep out the pseudo-feminists.

  33. #20 – Brock, are you in the (602)? I saw your article on the Scottsdale Girls site.

  34. When was the funeral for her 1999 ass? I wuold have liked to have been there …

  35. JigglyPop

    How come she didn’t (un)dress like this when she actually had something we wanted to see, ya know, like before the kids, before Gay-Fed, like when she was 18, 19, 20…

  36. shanipie


    if you read this…

    WY THE FUCK R U HERE ANYWAYS? Duh its a hate filled site. What do u want, us to all go, oh wow these people are trying hard and thats all that matters…NO

    They make money of impressing us, so chop chop start fucking impressing…Um, I’m not impressed yet what the hell?!

    Oh and when i’m 40 I’m sure I’ll have gotten some work done by then.

    Did I mention I have a shit load of health problems that make it very hard for me to get active? AND I still have managed to lose all my baby fat, just gotta shape it up now,. And thats in 3 months. the fact that this cow has taken almost a year to do this much and has an endless amount of money to pay for a chef and a trainer DOES NOT IMPRESS ME. not one fucking bit.

    i’m not saying everyone has to look good, but when u dress like she does, u fucking better.

  37. Miserable Bastard

    “I did not trouble myself with the odd inches; nor, indeed, should inches at all enter into a congenial admeasurement of the whale.”

    Call me Ishmael.

  38. sweetnsnooty

    not bad, what’s there to hate on, girl’s having fun at the beach

  39. ThatIsGay

    No wonder!

    She turned Kevin into a fag with her rotting cunt and cottage cheese ass.

    Kevin is way fuckin hotter than her anyway. Hes sexy in that no condom, back alley sort of way.

  40. She´s got the body of a man now. Guess you can´t get away having 2 babies and porking out everyday.

    Still… her body doesn´t look that bad when you compare it to the crappy hair extensions she´s wearing, they look ridiculous and dirty.

  41. cunnybrook


  42. schack

    well, she may have the body of a man, poroleishon, but you have the face of an ass

  43. Really shack you think? nah I don´t think so. What are you a Britney fan now? loser!

  44. jtditto

    i agree with the first post. It’s not too bad. Coupe weeks of low carbs and I’d hit it.

  45. tmac

    she’s got the ass of a 50 year old man

  46. shanipie

    hahahahahahahaha schack…that was mean, but very funny. I love you

  47. sandy

    Britney, honey, please get some good clothes. Seriously, you could look so good if you had the right clothes! It’s all about fit and style AND class. Self respect. even if that suit was a solid dark color with cute, flattering boy short-type bottoms and a bra-type top and you just wore your sort hair-do dark, you would look soooo much better.
    Shoulda just rocked a cute shaggy short ‘do while growing it out rather than the beat up extensions that will furter ruin the new hair! DAMN, I wanna be her stylist, but I would get pissed off at her every day!
    Imagine how many people she frustrates with her bad style??

  48. schack

    thanks shanipie- i love you too

  49. schack

    i don’t mean it, poroleishon- please don’t feel down- you are very pretty and unique.

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