Britney Spears wears short shorts. To McDonald’s.
Here’s Britney Spears looking surprisingly good in London yesterday until you realize she just finished eating at McDonald’s. Which is pretty much the dynamic I expected: Britney brings in the pile of tour dollars, and once a week, her dad lets her have fast food. This also prevents her from tipping over the tour bus and threatening to sign custody of her kids over to a bear on a unicycle unless someone gets her a “got-damn Big Mac.”