Britney Spears went clubbing with pal Alli Sims this weekend but not before making a pit stop at Starbucks where the paparazzi caught some shots of her transparent-ish shirt. If you look really hard at your monitor and kind of squint, you can almost see a nipple. Why someone would do that, I dunno. I just used a magnifying glass and the power of imagination. Sort of like how my girlfriend looks at my penis. She says it’s because she needs glasses, but then how did she win that archery contest the other day?
Photos: INFdaily.com
tommygunnz | December 10, 2007 at 12:31 pm
First arr arr arrrrrrrrr
steve | December 10, 2007 at 12:32 pm
if you look close, and use a magnifying glass, you may see her i.q.
firstbaby | December 10, 2007 at 12:32 pm
first suckers!! haha
Gurney | December 10, 2007 at 12:35 pm
Again. Check out the fivehead. We are in Martina Hengis/Bruce WIllis territory.
DeepFriedJesus | December 10, 2007 at 12:37 pm
Is it possible for eyes to vomit? I think mine just did..
mabbo | December 10, 2007 at 12:40 pm
Is it me, or is she skinny looking in these photos? How on earth does she look fat one day and skinny two days later?? Maybe this is a body double, you know, one that managed to escape from the last video shoot
mark | December 10, 2007 at 12:40 pm
She is so hot! I saw her profile on millionaire and celebrity dating site millionairefriends.com. Charlie Sheen found his match there.
RichPort | December 10, 2007 at 12:41 pm
I’d fuck her… over.
#3 – Feel like an idiot sandwich with a couple of slices of asshole, huh? That should teach you to write FIRST.
Miss Random | December 10, 2007 at 12:49 pm
I don’t understand why people keep paying attention to her. Maybe, just maybe, if we ignore her & eventually forget she exists she will actually attempt to grow up. I mean seriously, in 20 years when her kids finally have her committed because she “can’t remember” her underwear & is sure she hid a burrito in her shoe during her smoke break at Starbucks she will still be telling everyone, “What’re you lookin’ at…. I may be 400 pounds & smell like twinkies but you know I still turn y’all on!”
Jimbo | December 10, 2007 at 12:54 pm
There is no nipple shot there. She is wearing a bra.
PunkA | December 10, 2007 at 12:55 pm
What is it with Brit? She is like Rusty from Oceans 11-13. You never see them without holding some food. Only Rusty is Brad Pitt, and Britney is getting fat. Hmmm. Brit is about as sexy as licking the bottom of an ashtray. Mmmm MM tasty.
veggi | December 10, 2007 at 1:02 pm
I wish she’d eat Michael Vick..
Michael Vick should DIE | December 10, 2007 at 1:06 pm
This bitch has surely had her 15 minutes several times? This is not even a story – there is no Britney nipple, not that I wanna see her nipples.
Michael Vick | December 10, 2007 at 1:06 pm
Send Brit on over for a conjugal visit, veggi. She can eat me anytime.
RENEE... | December 10, 2007 at 1:08 pm
Britney is boring. For a while there I was enjoying the crazy train ride train wreck. Now no matter what she does I find her to be incredibly boring and as uniteresting as any other white trash thats on Jerry Springer. Tell me her days in the spotlight are coming to an end? Please? I mean, come on, she’s got no vocal talent to speak of and her hot chiquita days are pretty much over no matter what she does. She’s 26 now and a mother of 2; that little lolita thing can only work for so long. And its not like she’s gonna evolve & do something a little more classy or different; she doesn’t know how to do things any other way. And if you don’t keep changing with the times in Hollywood, you’re finished. Hope she thinks its all gonna keep on lasting the way it has and doesn’t save a dime… then she can go down a la’ MC Hammer time!
veggi | December 10, 2007 at 1:10 pm
@14- I knew you were a vagina. I hate you..
D. Richards (One.) | December 10, 2007 at 1:11 pm
Hey, Britney. It’s me, Dick. So, how ya’ doin’? That’s good. Me? Yeah, ya’ know, hangin’ in there. Not too great. But who am I kiddin’? I’m never that happy. Right! Ha! So?
I really like the way your face looks now-a days. You’ve got some fucking problems. Heavy problems that show through in your eyes. Everybody has problem, though. Maybe we should off ourselves together. Ya’ know? Go out in style. No reason in growing older and allowing our bodies age. Who wants to spend eternity wrinkled? I know I don’t. Let’s do it. Just the two of us. We’ll fucking end it. Call me?
RENEE... | December 10, 2007 at 1:13 pm
All that being said, she is looking thinner and looks like she’s been working out. I have the same body type/build as her (not that I want to compare myself to her, ugh!) and its easy to lose weight fast and look toned. I can look really fit one day…and then hormones come a knocking and I’m all bloated and yuck. Plus it depends on what clothes she’s wearing too. She’s got short legs and a long torso and kind of muscular, meaty thighs. If she wears dark jeans its not as noticeable. Oh yeah, and she’s got the bubble butt thing going too. Basically she’s wearing all dark colors here so its slenderizing.
Jimbo | December 10, 2007 at 1:14 pm
@16 Veggi, What is wrong with vaginas? They are one of my favorite places to visit..
ho ho ho | December 10, 2007 at 1:21 pm
Numbers 1 & 3, what losers. Maybe you guys can screw each other, it’s probably the only action you’ll have all year.
Britney is as classy an empty beer mug full of Lil’ Smokies.
Mystress Jade | December 10, 2007 at 1:42 pm
Will somebody please tell me wtf is up with the posts like #7 on this site? They make me want to kill them.
Mystress Jade | December 10, 2007 at 1:44 pm
BTW, Britney, you’re a skank whore crackhead.
Dr. House | December 10, 2007 at 1:46 pm
is it me or is she losing weight?
Texas Tranny | December 10, 2007 at 1:52 pm
I don’t know Mystress Jade, but I’d gladly kill them for you and anything else you might need.
Auntie Kryst | December 10, 2007 at 1:53 pm
@15 I have to agree with you. Without her doing her usual crazy shit, I don’t give a crap that the Fucktard went to a club.
Fish, why don’t you get to work and do some real investiagtive journalism? Based on all the fucking spammers on this site, Charlie Sheen is getting shitloads of tail. We want the news on that.
Auntie Kryst | December 10, 2007 at 1:54 pm
I mean investigative. Fucking typos…
veggi | December 10, 2007 at 2:01 pm
I guess her lawyer forgot to debrief her.. har har har har..
S | December 10, 2007 at 2:03 pm
she is looking better…she is still hot…
i would love to fuck her
tommygunnz | December 10, 2007 at 2:05 pm
#20 except for the simple fact that I really was first, unlike #3, no big deal, but its tradition on this site give me a break. also talking hard on the internet is instafail. Good game fuckface.
woodhorse | December 10, 2007 at 2:06 pm
21: I think the only one who is genius enough to get rid of cheesy-millionaire-lying-out-my-ass.com is the mysterious Wally and I don’t know what it would take to convince him. He wiped out my computer a few months ago for no apparent reason. Maybe it was to test my love.
nipolian | December 10, 2007 at 2:09 pm
In pic 6 she looks just like that little dino that killed Newman in JP.
The White Urkele | December 10, 2007 at 2:10 pm
How can she go from fat to skinny to fat again? Not that she is overly skinny or fat. I would do her over and over again.
I wonder if she still shaves her cootch?
Jimbo | December 10, 2007 at 2:17 pm
after a review of my posts today
I AM STILL AN IDIOT
I know better | December 10, 2007 at 2:18 pm
33- yes, you are…..TROLL!!
blahblah | December 10, 2007 at 2:23 pm
@31..LOL! I am now cleaning the coffee off my screen..well done
Emma | December 10, 2007 at 2:40 pm
Britney is looking really slim here. All she needs now is to have a new sleek hair do and some beautifully applied make-up. She should take a few weeks off and go to a spa and find a make-up artist to hire. She is wasting the potential that she has by making bad clothes choices and badly applied makeup. I don’t think she realises how much a stylist can do for you and how much other stars rely on them – including Jessica Biel.
Christine | December 10, 2007 at 2:43 pm
Are her extensions trying to run away from her head?
Hemlock Queen | December 10, 2007 at 2:49 pm
Skank Skank Skank Skank Skank Skank Skank Skank Skank!
Everything she wear’s comes from the juniors department. And it’s waaay too small!
ha ha #37!
babyglyniss | December 10, 2007 at 2:49 pm
good for her?
lux | December 10, 2007 at 2:49 pm
Wow, she actually has every button on her shirt buttoned up! This is a first for her!! But sorry Brit….I hate to tell you but that shirt would actually look cuter with a few undone…sigh.
Hemlock Queen | December 10, 2007 at 2:51 pm
And her bras are all training bras. Why??? It is NOT flattering for the tits.
Sam Hain | December 10, 2007 at 2:52 pm
@6 & 31 — starts with an “L-i-p-o” and ends with a “u-c-t-i-o-n” don’t hurt yourselves, you can do it.
Karl | December 10, 2007 at 2:53 pm
Hey #17 – if you weren’t trying to be funny, you succeeded. Lame.
OGReadmore | December 10, 2007 at 3:03 pm
I’d bend her over and blast my chunky load all over the inside of her anus. She could name the resulting shit-baby Smelly.
5thgrader | December 10, 2007 at 3:11 pm
What is her obsession with see-through clothes?
D. Richards (Shaven.) | December 10, 2007 at 3:21 pm
#43? I type bullshit on The Super for your benefit, honey. So! Read up, Fag.
Yeah. “Karl”. I knew a guy named “Karl” that lived beside my grandmother’s house when I was a boy. He lived in this very cute blue house with his boyfriend. They were inseparable, the two of them. Anyway, the thing that sticks out in my mind most about ol’ gay Karl was the way he spelled his name with a “K” instead of a “C”. Kinda queer, don’t ya’ think?
storm | December 10, 2007 at 4:19 pm
MY EYE’S!!!!! OH THE PAIN!!! AGONY! AAAAGGOOONNNYYYY!WELL I’M BLIND NOW. THANK YOU BRITANY SPEARS.
TheLostGirl | December 10, 2007 at 4:30 pm
What is it with her and these freaking sheer tops? Who is that retarded? Buy proper clothes or wear a tshirt or some sh*t underneat so every one doesn’t see your goodies honey!
What's up Doc | December 10, 2007 at 5:22 pm
Hair up, Hair Down, all within a Starbucks store. Memo to self – Never get hair done at Starbucks…….
LA Ink - Kat | December 10, 2007 at 5:29 pm
Britney,
Come on over to LA Ink, and I will personally tattoo that purple rose on your chest for free during one of our shows Just think, you’ll never have to wear a shirt again because everyone will think you’re really wearing the same shirt over and over and over again. It will be so cute!
C ya,
Kat