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DancingQueen | May 25, 2007 at 11:45 am
That is just wrong!
katie | May 25, 2007 at 11:49 am
Her armpits look shaven to me. However, what the hell is that red thing on her wrist in those pictures where she’s waving?
DancingQueen | May 25, 2007 at 11:50 am
This bitch makes me want to puke. She can’t even carry her own kids (pic #11)!!! She sure does have her hand firmly planted on her drink in those pictures tho now doesn’t she?
ellio | May 25, 2007 at 11:51 am
To be fair I expected way more hair than that. I am very disappointed.
The poor lamb needs some shaving tips all round really doesn’t she?
ellio | May 25, 2007 at 11:54 am
@3
Would you carry anything that had been near K Fed’s cum, let alone made of it?
innerdrama.com | May 25, 2007 at 11:55 am
Where are your children Brit? K-Fed better not be teaching them new white trash tricks!
http://www.innerdrama.com/keelana
Out Rage | May 25, 2007 at 11:56 am
How dare she wear what she wants while on a private yacht, and then cover up when she goes ashore! Bitch!
Fifth Stooge | May 25, 2007 at 11:56 am
Oh the horror.
robo | May 25, 2007 at 12:00 pm
Why won’t she ditch the wigs already? She would make such a great statement if she woul. She has to ahve about 1″ of growth at least! Show some BALLS, Brit!
Fifth Stooge | May 25, 2007 at 12:00 pm
The Superficial dude must have a long weekend planned. He has five threads done before he usually has one.
Keep up this trend you fucking useless piece of shit.
WowJustWow | May 25, 2007 at 12:02 pm
What? No ripped black fishnets?
I’m sad.
Bern | May 25, 2007 at 12:02 pm
If it weren’t for what is remaining of her “boobs” in picture 8, I would have thought that was a picture of a 40 year old man on his way to the racetrack in 1953.
lawpunkut | May 25, 2007 at 12:05 pm
What did happen to her booies? Looks like the implants got removed to me. Now she is pretty flat for a nursing mommy. Makes her belly look chunkier, now tht we pay attention to it more.
Binky | May 25, 2007 at 12:05 pm
Judging from the change of hats – it looks like she organized some sort of mutiny while aboard.
- And judging from her drink in the last few pix – I’m guessing the captain was Julian from the Trailer Park Boys.
Kamihi | May 25, 2007 at 12:05 pm
this is such a stupid non story, I like to bitch about Britney of course (hell I am on this site) but non existent armpit hair? Thats just not a story!
lambman | May 25, 2007 at 12:05 pm
WATCH LOHAN STRIPPING (video clip)
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/news/comments/?entryid=422758
Kiwi | May 25, 2007 at 12:06 pm
I have to agree… the wigs aren’t working. Though, how would she dance without flipping her hair all over the place?
Also, ditto on the question about the thing on her wrist. Wtf is that??
fulfilling technical obligation here | May 25, 2007 at 12:06 pm
#9 – we already saw pics of Brit showing her balls.
hawhawhaw.
groan.
(sigh. angst. despair.)
Angry Ferret Jones | May 25, 2007 at 12:10 pm
Hey, we should all cut her some slack.
Britney is yet another victim of pubic-pit inversion syndrome (PPIS). PPIS is a horrible disease that attacks the body of skanky, whorish women. In essence, the pubic area becomes so repulsed by what has happened in the groin region, that it actually migrates up to the armpit.
Scientists believe that this occurs because, in most cases, the armpit is actually cleaner and smells better than the v-jay-jay of the victim.
There currently is no cure for PPIS.
Find out more about PPIS at your local library, Catholic Church, or strip club.
The more you know…
AFJ
pichunter | May 25, 2007 at 12:11 pm
Those Lindsay Lohan official clips are ok, but the still pictures snuck out onto the internet are waaaay better!
RoastBeef | May 25, 2007 at 12:13 pm
@12 Bern! Great Boob Shot on your site today! I wait for your first comment every day so that I can check out the boobs. You rule!
Chauncey Gardner | May 25, 2007 at 12:18 pm
That twelfth picture makes me wonder if she’s still bitter that Heath Ledger was cast as The Joker instead of her. And, is it me, or does it look like she has a twisty, flaccid, brite pink dong in picture #25?
bungoone | May 25, 2007 at 12:18 pm
did anyone else notice that the back of the bottom of her bathingsuit is missing? or is she wearing a thong? dear god i hope her ass is just large because i think that kid has seen enough in his short life. i don’t think he needs his mom’s ass in his face.
goodfella | May 25, 2007 at 12:22 pm
Is in times like this you envy Stevie Wonder.
Slim Jim | May 25, 2007 at 12:25 pm
#20 – is that really Lohan??? Man, talk about the magic of movies – how’d they make her look that hot? I thought she’d look all pasty, bloated, and freckled, like always. Might have to buy a DVD (freeze-frame) of that movie!
Alllegiononflegit | May 25, 2007 at 12:26 pm
as long as the bush is shaved, she is a-okay!
Karen Ford | May 25, 2007 at 12:29 pm
Gah. How hard is it to shave your pits? I do it every morning in the shower — takes 5 sec per side. Oh, wait….shower. She’d actually have to take a shower. Heh — never mind.
bungoone | May 25, 2007 at 12:31 pm
you shave your pits everyday? wow. that’s annoying.
4DPants | May 25, 2007 at 12:32 pm
Reminds me of the Julia Roberts incident a few years ago. Anyone else remember her flashing her pit gerbils at some premiere? Her rep said something to the effect that she only shaves her armpits as needed for a role. *shudder*
Gas With Oily Discharge | May 25, 2007 at 12:40 pm
Next you’ll see her walking around with a giant steaming load of shit in her pants.
Judy | May 25, 2007 at 12:41 pm
It looks like she is burning herself, poor girl.
bungoone | May 25, 2007 at 12:41 pm
armpits aside, her titties looked pretty large in the wifebeater post. wtf is going on here? someone put out an A.P.B. on britney’s boobs because they missing.
lola | May 25, 2007 at 12:43 pm
They looked shaven to me…personally I have a blue tint on mine thanks to the veins being ungodly close to the skin so mine always look stubbly even when they’re not…so oh well. she looks fine.
bungoone | May 25, 2007 at 12:44 pm
* they are missing
Guy | May 25, 2007 at 12:48 pm
Ewww thats disgusting!
I never knew women had any hair there, nature is horrible.
Let’s go and cut down all the trees and poor concrete over what ever is left behind.
blabbity | May 25, 2007 at 12:58 pm
does she ever close her mouth? it’s open in most of the pictures. annoying bitch.
mia | May 25, 2007 at 12:58 pm
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She confuses her wrist with her armpit. And she cut it while shaving. Thats the red mark.
renegade nemesis | May 25, 2007 at 1:06 pm
#13, she doesn’t nurse … she wouldn’t be able to party as much as she did if she was nursing, not to mention she would have dried up during her month in rehab.
And if she’s had two c-sections, where are the scars?
wedgeone | May 25, 2007 at 1:11 pm
I never paid any attention to Britney when she was younger, so I just don’t get it now – why are we stuck in this endless loop of Britney-bashing, with basically the same comments over and over again? It’s like a room full of jilted lovers. Except they didn’t realize they had fallen in love with a farm animal. It’s one of those situation where, as an outsider, you’re so embarrassed for them you don’t know where to look…
we hate brit brit | May 25, 2007 at 1:17 pm
you know what, brit brit is obviously not going to look the same as she did when she was fricken 17. she was a young girl then with big fake boobies. shows what societies idea of the perfect woman is. childlike with knockers…. ehhh hello PEDOFILES!
she also shot two kids out of her crapper. i see no difference between her body and beyonce’s infact i’d even say beyonce is chunkier and she hasn’t procreated twice. i do think brit brit got her big boobies removed though.
i would just like to point out that i think the girl is retarded and should be exiled to madagascar. but she’s not bleeeedin fat
captain obvious | May 25, 2007 at 1:31 pm
She’s living way too large for that bikini. And in that 8th pic I think she’s looking down at her penis. All I want to know though is…when the heck is she gonna let poor Towelie out…that poor kid has got to be suffocating and being deprived of oxygen…he’s always smothered under some blanket or towel! Apparently she refuses to let the public see him until she makes some money off the pics. I mean, what, is he gonna be like 10 years old, walking around w/ a towel over his head and holes cut out for his eyes???!
captain obvious | May 25, 2007 at 1:40 pm
Everyone’s asking abt the red thing on her wrists in these pics, so I have to comment…they are the “red lips” she got tattooed on her wrist the night she had her meltdown and shaved her head…then went to the tattoo parlor. Ok, now I feel pathetic realizing that I even know that…
veggi | May 25, 2007 at 1:42 pm
a fucking sailor hat?
I can’t wait for the pirate hooker look. She’d probably lob off her leg to create a more authentic look.
reptilicus | May 25, 2007 at 1:45 pm
needs more cheetoes
dodgemesober | May 25, 2007 at 1:45 pm
they looked shaved to me. remember her hair is dark brown, and usually aroung ppl’s shaved pits it is a bit darker than their regular skin so i think you may have jumped the gun. But hey to be honest i think she looks good for havng 2 kids and having a breakdown and divorce. she still dresses like she lives in a double wide but that’s what makes her britney.
Stoned Bored | May 25, 2007 at 2:03 pm
#46!
At least we all know she has the very trendy and very popular shaved vagine. Guys like that whether they admit it or not.
Lynne | May 25, 2007 at 2:05 pm
Dare I say that I hope (for the sake of) her children that they take after K-Fed? ::dry heaves::
Melyssa | May 25, 2007 at 2:08 pm
Is she wearing a g-string? If so where are the ass pics?
hazel | May 25, 2007 at 2:11 pm
what the hell is wrong with not shaving your pits anyway? they look perfectly fine to me. big deal, theyre a little stubbly or coming in. why does it even matter? obviously you guys don’t live around females to know that its not that big of a deal. i’ve seen worse.
yolatengo | May 25, 2007 at 2:12 pm
odd, even during her ‘hot’ years there was always a perpetual fluctuation of this skank’s tits…one moment they would be huge and the next time you saw her she’d be 2 sizes smaller. very strange indeed.