Britney Spears wears a bikini, suicide not my first thought (!)

September 2nd, 2008 // 97 Comments

Britney Spears hit up Vegas over the holiday weekend and, Jesus, she looks surprisingly awesome. I guess being deemed mentally unstable really does shed the pounds. Who knew? Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to explain to my confused penis it’s not 2001 again. At ease, soldier!

Photos: INFdaily.com

  1. Dura

    Man I’d love to donkey punch her

    twice

  2. cinnamon

    Meh, she’s ok. Her face is definitely not fresh anymore, she has crazy Zoloft pupils, icky skin, thick ankles, the only thing she has going for her is she’s no longer chubby, has a decent butt and a flat stomach, but overall grade is and will remain a C+.

  3. britney look good doggie lick that ass o.k. shot time !!!!!!!!!!!

  4. James

    She looks good. I wish I could hit it.

  5. irekh

    I just found this hot baby on LovingRich…com. Seems she needs rich daddy.

  6. jesus

    still fat. but we all know she is a wonderful mother and a fine example for girls everywhere. it’s easy to lose weight when you can afford the best drugs.

  7. dude_on

    I continue to wonder if she’ll ever possess the capacity to say something relevant? Can you imagine something intelligent coming out of her chalupa hole? me either…. psycho chicks can be hot… but Brit drags along a plethora of public baggage that really douses the idea of looking at her as an object of affection (or infection, whichever the case may be).

    I no longer see her as a train wreck as it is happening, but rather the aftermath of said train wreck as it smolders in distorted ruin. But then again she hasn’t flashed me in person, or whispered into my ear with an English accent so I could be completely wrong.

  8. missywissy

    @24- only???
    @10- roflmao!

    So, I reckon now that she’s back in shape and going to put out an album all this shit she’s pulled will be long forgotten. Not that I don’t believe in forgiveness, but she is going to make more MILLIONS from enablers that don’t care what this life is doing for her boys. I say we boycott anything she does until she gets custody of her children, meaning she would really have to get her shit in order, and not just her outsides.

  9. kevtha

    DAMN, BRITNEY, DAMN!

  10. dozer

    Yeah baby!! Photoshop!!!!

  11. yukadoozer

    keep starvin ‘n sweatin gurl-yer not thar yet.

  12. hitler

    I’d wager the Sudetenland she smells like a corpse, inside and out.

  13. Jenna

    Please.. you should see me in a bikini.. this is pathetic… crap. you guys are simple to please… aye carumba. JENNA

  14. Jenna

    Please.. you should see me in a bikini.. this is pathetic… crap. you guys are simple to please… aye carumba. JENNA

  15. Ted from LA

    Are any of you watching the GOP convention? I haven’t seen this many white people gathered together since the last GOP convention. Fred Thompson sounded like he was about to caugh up a fuckin’ owl. Now Alf’s (alien life form) dad Willie is speaking. Yeah, he’s a Democrat. What a bunch of shit.

  16. Wheezer

    So Twitney’s in a bikini? Does she actually have a legitimate career now, or is she still “making news” just because she’s being photographed?

    One has to wonder what new PR stunts she and her press corps have up their sleeves. Maybe the dude in the white shorts is another paparazzo who’s helping himself—–errrrr, Twitney…..

  17. Fred

    I’m glad Fish put Britney on top for the overnight – to remind us all that Palin is only the second-worst mother in America.

  18. Michelle

    Good for her! She looks awesome :o)

  19. snackmix

    She’s still gross.

  20. m.c. in l.v.

    Brit Brit invented a time machine and went forward in time to get her grown sons and bring them back to present time to spend some quality time in Las Vegas with her. Oh wait. No she didn’t. She couldn’t care less about the children she had and hates them for ruining her life and good times. She’s a skank of world-class proportions and is a disgrace as a mother. Yes, she lost 50 pounds real fast…she abandoned her kids. No talent, lip-syncing, STD-riddled whore.

  21. Fuck Mc?ain

    She’s lost a lot of weight. She’s still a duck-footed inbred cunt moron, though.

  22. andy

    so cute !

  23. her body isnt the main issue, her face just got bloated and ugly since she had kids.

  24. If she wasn’t famous, and no one knew her, and she walked up to me in a bar on a Friday night, I would ride that all weekend long. I’m just saying…

  25. be sure: HER BODY ISN’T THE PROBLEM ANY LONGER.
    The brains still are folks!!

  26. bob

    WTF?!

    First LL becomes intelligent and now Britney is getting hot again?
    Drinking Vitamin Water as opposed to booze or coffee?!

    What next, a decent video? Sane behavior in public?
    Where will it end?!

  27. Melissa

    Think she took care of that ass hair situation yet? That was pretty gnarly.

  28. lookin good

    she looks better than the bow legged tranny wigger rat pictured below.

  29. jesus

    her legs look like playdoh. i bet her crotch smells like an iraqi dumpster.

  30. easypeasy

    what hotel is this? palazzo??

  31. Mike

    She looks totally hot, and I’d totally hit it, but she still probably smells like a dirty ashtray.

  32. jenn

    ITS NOT PHOTOSHOPPED YOU IDIOT THERS IS VIDEO OF IT TOO.

  33. jenn

    ITS NOT PHOTOSHOPPED YOU IDIOT THERS IS VIDEO OF IT TOO.

  34. M.

    She looks very healthy now. Fit and gorgerous.

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  36. it makes me sick to know their are actual people who are that serious about what another person looks like in a bikini, HONSTLY get a life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    LUV U BRITNEY!!!!!

  37. Joe

    DAMN. SHES HOT! :o

  38. cameron

    she looks kind of pretty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  39. cameron

    she looks kind of pretty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  40. cameron

    she dosent look really that bad.

  41. cameron

    she dosent look really that bad.

  42. cameron

    she dosent look really that bad.

  43. cameron

    she dosent look really that bad.

  44. RSMITH

    #89 DAMN SHE’S NOT GO FUCK YOURSELF IN YOUR HAND AGAIN.

  45. RSMITH

    #89 DAMN SHE’S NOT GO FUCK YOURSELF IN YOUR HAND AGAIN.

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