Britney Spears hit up Vegas over the holiday weekend and, Jesus, she looks surprisingly awesome. I guess being deemed mentally unstable really does shed the pounds. Who knew? Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to explain to my confused penis it’s not 2001 again. At ease, soldier!
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Sportsdvl | September 2, 2008 at 10:49 am
Looking pretty good, and we all know that crazy chicks are the best fucks.
Que | September 2, 2008 at 10:50 am
Que ok with that!
Holyfuck | September 2, 2008 at 10:50 am
Not bad…
Porta | September 2, 2008 at 10:51 am
First?
lulu | September 2, 2008 at 10:57 am
she BETTER look that good for paying out the ass for the training!!!
l | September 2, 2008 at 11:00 am
http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=9d23911b332d74fd212ceee3da954e9d
rough daddy | September 2, 2008 at 11:01 am
damn i missed 2 earlier post! couldnt they bring pic # 12 closer!! and commentator #1 is right on the money!!!
Kate | September 2, 2008 at 11:02 am
I guess giving up your kids does wonders for the bod.
shawn kemp | September 2, 2008 at 11:07 am
She’s getting her hard body back, but her reputation is gone forever
Kop | September 2, 2008 at 11:08 am
Still has the retarded gene common to the Spear family, which somehonw reached the Palin family in Alaska.
Jackson | September 2, 2008 at 11:14 am
She looks great. She did not have a lot to lose in the first place. Kim Kardaskank has 50 pounds to lose and Britt had 12 pounds to lose; big difference!
it's me Fuckers! | September 2, 2008 at 11:16 am
She looks amazing! But having a bajillion dollars and personal trainers can do that for you…
rough daddy | September 2, 2008 at 11:17 am
uh oh! she probably banged that dork in pic # 2!!! Adnan gonna be pissed!
Sportsdvl | September 2, 2008 at 11:18 am
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biteme | September 2, 2008 at 11:33 am
Everyone looks good from that far away. I am positive that Sarah Palin’s retard kid looks normal from 30 feet away. But get up close and you can see the damage.
mimi | September 2, 2008 at 11:43 am
YAY 4 Britney!
DrDanny | September 2, 2008 at 11:43 am
WHo’s the hunky guy in the serial-killer glasses waiting to do her in the butt?
sexyBBW | September 2, 2008 at 11:46 am
can’t believe it. I just found Britney on hot sexy big beauty dating club ‘PlusMeet….com”. I don’t think it is herself who created that account there.
findme | September 2, 2008 at 11:52 am
she does look far better, but not quite yet…just a few more pounds then she’ll have her old body back
shes doing good tho
olboy | September 2, 2008 at 11:55 am
Mmmmm-MILF’ish indeed. It must’ve taken a team of scientists, dietitians and stylists the size of NASA to get her to understand that 12 giant frappucino’s each day ain’t a drink yourself thin method, and that selecting what you’re gonna wear each day by pasting glue all over your body and running through a walk in wardrobe isn’t necessarily going to produce a good look, lol.
So, pack in the giant Frap’s and dress in the simplest clothes possible (a bikini) and you can’t go far wrong. That’s $250,000 for the advice… but includes a free bikini.
I look forward to tomorrows pictures of Britney with a bikini gusset on her face : )
Freebie Porn Here | September 2, 2008 at 11:56 am
she is looking might fine again.
crazypants | September 2, 2008 at 11:58 am
kinda tired of the writers on this site and a bunch of you posters carrying on like Britney’s body wasn’t one of the hottest on the block back in her heyday and was still very good real fast after having her second kid.
those shots of when she stripped down to her underwear and went swimming – seemingly just weeks after giving birth – showed a decent body. y’all can give her endless shit for a bunch of legit reasons – but she’s always been a decently built girl (Normal girl that is – she’s no fashion model in that she’s not 6ft tall and built like a boy – not every woman on the planet should be built like some half-starved Ukranian freak of nature).
m.munroe | September 2, 2008 at 12:08 pm
she does look amazing! and so does that hottie standing behind her with the white shorts. let me at him…
grif | September 2, 2008 at 12:13 pm
she needs a new bikini those ED Hardy suits only cost like 250. she is loaded right?
e | September 2, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Oooh, there is muscular Britney again! =)
Ted Mosby | September 2, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Looks hittable.
Shannon | September 2, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Wow! She looks great!
john.mccain | September 2, 2008 at 12:37 pm
She was my second ‘family values’ choice.
Annie | September 2, 2008 at 12:38 pm
She is looking good :)
But I also agree with Mr.12, as a super rich celebrity it should be easy staying nice ‘n thin. Next to performing the only worry on your mind is looking good.
That’s not hard to do when you have pools and gyms inside your huge mansion. Or your very own chef, who cooks you up healthy foods. Crazy.
Those richers should appreciate their money some more! For shame.
deep_and_meaningful | September 2, 2008 at 12:40 pm
She may be ‘lookin’ goood’ but that guy in Picture #2 still needs to finish his beer before he’s looking down. Just saying, right?
elmer the fudd | September 2, 2008 at 12:41 pm
I love photo #2, I’d break her like a shotgun and tap the first floor then move up to the second floor and give her some ATM
Bob | September 2, 2008 at 12:52 pm
OMG! A flat tummy?! No obvious cellulite (from this range)!?
Could it be? Will the wonderful days return, when a Britney Spears video came on and I could just MUTE the sound and enjoy the smokin’ hot Brit Brit gyrate?
So what if she worked hard and spent massive amounts of money to get her body back? Hard work is how you have a hot body, and, say what you will, Britney’s always been hot – until the K-Fed fiasco.
Nique | September 2, 2008 at 1:02 pm
http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=9d23911b332d74fd212ceee3da954e9d
JPRichardson | September 2, 2008 at 1:19 pm
I’d hit that hard.
Ed Castillo | September 2, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Reminds me of a stripper who was lucky enough to get “The Ed” a few months ago. Rockin’ bod, sugar sweet lips…and you could hear those synapses misfiring as she tried to figure out the hotel room remote.
Meth teeth, too, but gotta say “Little Ed” didn’t mind how those felt.
a reader | September 2, 2008 at 1:46 pm
ok, she’s working on herself, let’s hope she can bounce her career back.
she’s had enough, it would be cool to see her come back from the bottomless pit
britney's weave | September 2, 2008 at 1:49 pm
yay for weight loss!
blah | September 2, 2008 at 2:42 pm
She looks pretty good here– http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=be0e2a869586ffbdc0b3661e13140dc5
StrokerAce | September 2, 2008 at 3:03 pm
If I were that guy in photo #2, I’d be on all fours licking her soles shiny clean. Brit has already admitted it excites her!
not quit e ready | September 2, 2008 at 3:14 pm
She’s almost there ALMOST.
Uh | September 2, 2008 at 3:29 pm
#31 – you NEVER go ass to mouth.
NY Ted | September 2, 2008 at 3:31 pm
@39…If I were that guy in pic #2…I’d have my cock shoved so far up her ass it would be peeking out of her mouth!
rik | September 2, 2008 at 3:41 pm
The dude in the white shorts is very hot … but he’s showing absolutely no basket at all. Maybe he has a mangina.
choo | September 2, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Who is that hot guy? He looks hot but it looks like he has a teeny weeny dick. Which is not really hot.
Anyway, congrats to Britney. She looks bangable again
Ale | September 2, 2008 at 4:11 pm
#10 – I guess Obama’s mother was retarded too, huh? She was pregnant at 17 and gave birth at 18.
Ronnie Mund | September 2, 2008 at 4:12 pm
He looks like a microencephalic.
obama messiah cult | September 2, 2008 at 4:21 pm
The Obammy Messiah Cult is wetting their panties in fear.
wtf chills? | September 2, 2008 at 6:34 pm
you know you’re on the up-slope when the dude a foot behind your bent over poon isn’t a chubby arab
Arioch | September 2, 2008 at 7:17 pm
the “guy” in the white shorts is Pink. Dah.
Madonna_is_a_cyborg | September 2, 2008 at 7:23 pm
Looking at her body may not produce suicidal thoughts anymore, but she is still so trailer trash it does inspire me to get tested for all possible STDs.