Britney Spears wearing an engagement ring?

June 28th, 2009 // 56 Comments

Here’s Britney Spears wearing what appears to be an engagement ring while walking around LA Saturday. So someone explain to me how a person who’s been declared mentally unsound by the state can get engaged? Isn’t that kind of like Jason Trawick walked into the psych ward and picked himself out a bride with promises of cake? Also, how’s the wedding night going to work if her dad has to approve every decision?

JASON: *picks up phone* Hello, Jamie? It’s Jason. Listen, we’re at the honeymoon suite. Would you mind if I went ahead and had sex with your daughter now?
JAMIE: Aw, geez, sport, I’d love to say “yes,” but I gotta wait until Monday morning for a judge to give the okay. Just give her a ball of string, and she’ll stay out of your hair.
JASON: I see. Very well then. Thanks, uh, dad?
JAMIE: Whoa, what did I say?
JASON: Not until the check clears.
JAMIE: Good man. You kids have fun!

Photos: Fame, Splash News

  1. His Huge Greatness Himself

    You’re getting treated like shit because your heart is too big and too good.Evil people taking always advantage of that.

  2. Darth

    My heart is tired,i’m going to look for R2-D2 for posting.He’s a robot,he doesn’t have a heart.

  3. dink squeeze

    She about the only person who can afford to drink those starbuck’s drinks everyday.

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