Britney Spears practiced to look like hell

February 2nd, 2010 // 105 Comments

Before reminding everyone at the Grammys she’d stab us all in the neck for chicken, Britney Spears spent Saturday at a recording studio in Miami looking completely out of place without children falling out of her onto the steps of a trailer. And before anyone tries to say she looks great, I want you to tell me with a straight-face she’s not far enough along to know the sex of the baby.

I rest my case.

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  1. me

    I just see somebody that lost a bunch of weight really fast and now it crept back on, plus another ten pounds. Shit, who hasn’t dieted like this? This is probably the most normal aspect about her and a lot of us can relate to. I’m sure she’ll lose it all again and be on the cover of a tab with the Then and Now photos. Ah, who gives a shit? oh yeah, superficial folks. gotta love em, they keep us informed on what’s important!

  2. Her boobs’re natural! She looks great. I’d like look Britney nude :)

  3. Di

    SHE IS NASTY!! She doesn’t have a drop of style. A white dress with no bra and likely no panties. Not even a cute sandal? And her hair…her typical, just rolled out of bed hair!! She needs to act like a mom on occasion.

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  6. Doc Schweinstrudel

    Makes me wonder…how hot is it now in Miami?

  7. I see now. She’s been wearing a prosthetic fat suit to fool everyone. Like Norbit. Jokes on us!

    @ 44, 48 – ” She’s actually always had a biggy-ish tummy, though.”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzybwwf2HoQ

  8. HowLowIsLow

    So Britney proven to be the insane bitch that even “low” lawyers preyed upon, legally extorted, lawyers trying so hard to prove a shitty man she married to was such a great father – which kid won’t look happy spending their time playing 24/7 with a paid woman and grew up to be as “low” a man as Mr Kfed? Take off the childcare support and we see how really depressed he lied to People’s magazine or they lied for him? Another woman would be so happy spending 24/7 looking after another woman’s kid? Why won’t Jon’s mistress stood by him after his divorce, spending 24/7 with 8 kids, with no paid alimony being legally extorted from Kate? Kids only cry to get real mother’s attention, learn how to mentally abused their parents when they know they can climb over their head. Why won’t his own lawyer, after extortion, paid him to laze around at the lawyer’s office since they collaborated so well to extort from their richer client? By now his lawyers’ office should be flooded with “low” men and women, getting paid with alimony from their richer ex-spouse. After 2 yrs, let see how his lawyers got legally extorted from him when he learned all his trade (threat) secrets, with special relationship even the judges! With existence of such kind of men preying on women and kids, how was changing any President make changes for America?

  9. Jon

    Typical ugly Britney tits with nipples that point at her toes. If your 60, it’s to be expected. If your young, it’s epic fail. Especially for someone who doesn’t sing live and dances while lipsyncing for a living. You’d think taking care of her body would be pretty easy when your getting payed to do so.

  10. fat

    OMG she’s fat. To the fat chicks, stop defending her to feel better abouy yourselves. I’m 5 feet 6, 115 pounds (I’m Swiss and this size is considered normal unlike in US where I’d be called anorexic) and HAH i’d rather die than look that fat.

  11. Doc Schweinstrudel

    #63 is the tower of anorexia. Britney doesn’t give a shit what you think of her and I guess she purposefully shows it.

  12. mike

    white people are obsessed with skinniness.. she looks absolutely great to me this is what a womans body should look like.. what a bad bitch she is hot.. you can keep your taylor swift bodies ill take this any day.. whoever wrote this is obviously a woman and a hater

  13. titsonsnack

    Meh. I’ve seen chicks who have had two kids look much… much…. much much much much much much much much much worse than this. If this were just some broad you met randomly you’d think she was hot.

  14. dude

    her shipped sailed soon as she was humping fred durst. for the love of all that is decent move on from her. there’s hotter shit out there. seriously..

  15. jake

    Okay, seriously, other people have had kids and do NOT end up looking like a bean bag with legs. they take good care of themselves because they want to be around with their children for a long time.
    Really, it’s

    * Genetics
    * taking care of yourself (eating healthy, working out)

    You can’t be something your not. I guess Brit always had a struggle with that.

  16. Shannon

    OK, I’m 15 weeks preggo and I look WAY better than that… EEW!

    And no, you don’t have to be anorexic to not have a tummy.

  17. Britney is a joke

    I HOPE SHE ISN’T PREGNANT – - SHE HAS ALREADY RUINED THE LIVES OF 2 KIDS! I CAN’T STAND THIS HAS-BEEN HILLBILLY! SHE IS A DISGRACE TO ALL ADULTS EVERYWHERE – – 28 YEARS OLD AND NEEDS A BABYSITTER 24/7/365!

  18. Is she wearing a diaper??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  19. badobobodanga

    1. It’s true. I draw nude women in a ton of classes. All of them, regardless of body fat content, have a small pooch. Like today one girl who is model thin and probably Miranda Kerr thin, petite, and smoking hot had a slight roundness to her stomach when she arched.

    It’s nature. However, Britney looks bigger than in her debut because 1. She has aged ten years and 2. She’s had two children. Your body rarely bounces back to that exact point after childbirth, so I hear. Cut her some slack – not everyone gets to look as smoking as when they were a teen. And some of the lucky few (ex. tyra banks – looked like a horse as a child) improve with time.

  20. #62

    To #63, I’m assuming you made a typo and meant to say that “#62 is the tower of anorexia”.
    haha i guess i shouldn’ve known this was coming.
    1) I hate to break it to you American women who think that a women can only be slim if she’s torturing herself by starvation/puking, but I happen to eat at least 5 meals a day and I eat fast food almost every day. I just don’t have crazyass American-fat-chick genetics and I don’t overdo the junk food.

    2) Oh believe me Britney cares what me, and what lots of other people, think of her. She’s obviouslly very insecure about her size–hence all the lipo and abuse of laxatives and prescription weight loss pills that she’s infamous for abusing.

    Thank you so much to people like #67 and #68 who agree that her body looks crap.

  21. angelalynn79

    @ #72 —

    1. Britney looks like complete hell here but she isn’t fat, she’s muscular. You see, when you do a lot of weight lifting & your body type is muscular already, you bulk up and that bulky muscle also lands in your belly.

    2. You’re an idiot. If you eat fast food almost every day, you eat too much junk food.

    and.. 3. Before you say it, I’m 5’9 and I weigh 120 lbs and I’m smaller than you but I’m NOT anorexic and I also eat a lot of junk food .. But genetics is on my side. It’s got nothing to do with being american or not. If you hate americans so much you should spend less time on our websites looking at our celebrities.

  22. #72

    to #73:
    1) SINCERE congrats on being healthy and slim. That was genuine, but it’s the last nice thing I’m gonna say to you

    2) No i’m not an idiot. I may eat fast food almost every day but I eat so much that maybe 10% of my food is fast food/junk food, the rest is healthy food. And that’s a perfectly fine ratio

    3) I don’t hate Americans. I only hate the way Americans go “She looks great!’ when a girl is obviously chunky and when they see a healthy girl my size 5 ft 6 and 115 pounds they scream ‘ANOREXIC’

    peace out, got nothing personal against you alright

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  24. anon

    she still got the booty

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  26. jonnyL

    It makes me laugh how her cunty Britard fans come on here and call Supermodels fat, yet claim how Britney isn’t fat LOL give me a break. Britney is a fat whore! and don’t blame the kids, Gwen Stefani, Cindy Crwaford, Heidi Klum and many other celeb moms who are older than Britney looks younger and hotter than she does. Britney is fat and ugly and looks twice her age.

  27. lol

    The truth is that Britney is built like a man. She has no waist to hip ratio, she has fat stumpy linebacker legs, she has butch arms and a wide fat truck driver back. And her face resembles someone who suffers from FAS. She looks like she is taking a male hormone supplement. Women are not supposed to be that buly and muscular.

  28. Jen

    #33 THANK YOU! Seriously, the hair! Omg…if I was her mom or sister, I would be like “look brit, you have millions of dollars, do something about this shit!”

  29. Doc Schweinstrudel

    #72. So you look tall and slim although you eat at fast food everyday. I am dying to see what you will look like after you have had 2 (!) kids – and your metabolism slows down big deal like probably hers did. So easy to pick on someone who is much better off in life than you are even without being slim.

  30. Rocker

    Nice big VPL!

  31. the preatisest ever god made. such an amazing features sha has. small nose and so and so

  32. its hard being Britney

  33. Asseater

    I would love to stick my tongue up her anus all day long.

  34. obz

    well at least she has knickers on

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  37. Wow … what a shadow of what she once was!

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  39. Stargazer

    I would love to sniff her danky ass, that is all I have to say about her.

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