Britney Spears went shopping for a lamp yesterday in Los Angeles while her children sat in the car with the parenting coach. Damn, uh, she looks awesome. There’s really nothing more attractive then a woman whose lips look like they were slammed in a car door. What can I say? I love those babies nice and swollen. Swollen all the way to Sexy-town. It’s Bwibney, Bwibch!
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Dear Gabrielle Anwar In A Bikini, WHAT HAPPENED? |
She definitely looks like she is on methamphatimines! Somethiing is def. wrong with her and it’s affecting her looks as well as her parenting skills and everything else. Whatever she’s on, it’s tearing her a** up. And she turned 26 last night. If she doesn’t slow down, she’s going to look 40 when she’s 30.
Ok so brits at this partey with a friend, Her friend told a boy (Ok I’ll go home with you) and right when she said that her fucken fat ugly friend Britney freaken Spears crawls out of a crack in the wall and said (EEEKEYWEEKY NO GO HOME!! WE CAME TOGEDA WERE LEAVING TOGEDA HAHOHO!!!!) the guy said (Who the hell are you?!) (I AM JAVA THE HUT!!!! I EAT YOU!!!)
Some body told me she fuckt a guy at this party and when he woke up next to her….. he jumped of a cliff the next day.