Britney Spears went shopping for a lamp yesterday in Los Angeles while her children sat in the car with the parenting coach. Damn, uh, she looks awesome. There’s really nothing more attractive then a woman whose lips look like they were slammed in a car door. What can I say? I love those babies nice and swollen. Swollen all the way to Sexy-town. It’s Bwibney, Bwibch!
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Marshall Banana | November 5, 2007 at 4:31 pm
Shoping for a lamp you say? How interesting…
Kris | November 5, 2007 at 4:34 pm
Just when I thought she couldn’t be anymore white trash.
Guy | November 5, 2007 at 4:35 pm
ugg…
Come on Britney, pull yourself together
Shallow Val | November 5, 2007 at 4:36 pm
Holy Hell in a handbasket!
That woman looks like she’s 45. What a fucking hag. What a sorry, pathetic, delusional mess. There’s nothing for her now. Nothing. She looks like the type of girl that gives blowjobs in the backs of bars for another bag of crack. I’m not even kidding. Her family better pray for her.
Lovely | November 5, 2007 at 4:37 pm
How did her fucking skin get so gross at her age? My senior citizen mom has nicer skin. It takes some hard work to look that gross while still in your twenties.
Jimbo | November 5, 2007 at 4:38 pm
Here we go again with all the cut downs. Fact is, she’s better looking than almost all of the chicks who sit there fat asses down and write comments here.
bagina blister | November 5, 2007 at 4:38 pm
????????
Ding DANG. She looks like a 45-year-old HOMELESS COKE WHORE. Those poor brown-toothed kids. Can’t wait till that monitor woman reports on her sorry ass this week!
????????
G Man | November 5, 2007 at 4:39 pm
Yeah those lips are ready to wrap around my hog, crack pipe, Paris’s tuna boat, a bong, tome cruise (oh never mind he’s gay and would rather smoke hog), etc etc… All that is left is for her to do a spread in Playboy or Mad Magazine..
Lovely | November 5, 2007 at 4:40 pm
Jimbo, if you are the real Jimbo, I can’t imagine how gross the girls are that you must look at every day if you think this looks good. My old mom didn’t get those nice neck wrinkles until she was quite old. So yah, even my mamo looks better than this skanky mess.
Lovely | November 5, 2007 at 4:40 pm
Jimbo, if you are the real Jimbo, I can’t imagine how gross the girls are that you must look at every day if you think this looks good. My old mom didn’t get those nice neck wrinkles until she was quite old. So yah, even my mamo looks better than this skanky mess.
Alexi | November 5, 2007 at 4:41 pm
I hate this woman more than anything, but I don’t even think the lips look that bad. I think the problem is just that she is hideously ugly. And why does she have ears like a 75 year old man?
ScuttlingCrab | November 5, 2007 at 4:42 pm
I can just imagine Britney, staring at her reflection split into a thousand tiny shards on that chandelier: “Crystals… Crystals… Crystals.”
“Can I help you, Ma’am?”
“Back off, bitch! I’m a raven… You’re a stork, here’s my beak!” And then she tries to bite everyone.
Feckless | November 5, 2007 at 4:45 pm
Like any of you would be saying that if she was standing in front of you holding an umbrella. Superfish would be saying, “Hey Britney, I’m a bitch. Want some Cheetos?”
sfmitch | November 5, 2007 at 4:45 pm
OMG! This video of this male Britney look alike is too HOT!
I love it. Check it out.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WJEwCUoUBkM
mac | November 5, 2007 at 4:46 pm
she makes me very soft and icky. her zipper can’t even stay up.
sfmitch | November 5, 2007 at 4:46 pm
OMG! This video of this male Britney look alike is too HOT!
I love it. Check it out.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WJEwCUoUBkM
G Man | November 5, 2007 at 4:47 pm
If you look at pic #4 and #5 her zipper is going down as her peekachoo is trying to escape to make another showing for the public to say hi !!
Ooba Gooba | November 5, 2007 at 4:47 pm
Holy Moly. She looks beyond awful. The drugs are not being kind to her at all. Has she looked at herself in a mirror lately? Wow…….
joe | November 5, 2007 at 4:48 pm
Still waiting on the boot comments. C’mon I know they are out there.
bosendorfer | November 5, 2007 at 4:48 pm
if there is a hell other than this, she’ll be there. there will be millions of her and millions of hayden paneitierres and millions of oprahs, travoltas, andy dicks, scurrying, scampering, slithering all over each other, like the whores in Canto XVIII, scratching each other’s sores in a pool of feces. it’ll be awesome.
FRIST!!! | November 5, 2007 at 4:49 pm
That isn’t the real Jimbo. The holy trollers are ridin lots today
here's britney's reply | November 5, 2007 at 4:50 pm
“Troubled pop star Britney Spears’ new album is expected to reach the top slot despite a lack of publicity.
Her record label Jive Records was not able to get Spears to publicize the album because of her erratic behavior. But the album is expected to head to the top slot and there doesn’t seem to be anyone else on the horizon who could compete with her.
Jessica Lekemann of Billboard.com said: “We’re looking positively at a Britney No 1. At this point, we’re talking about first day sales, and based on her first-day sales, it has sold 124,000… The next nearest person behind that is Carrie Underwood and that was 49,000.”
iburl | November 5, 2007 at 4:52 pm
effin nasty
big teeth | November 5, 2007 at 4:53 pm
That dumpy hag makes 734K a month… and gives $500 of it a month to charity. And look what all that money has gotten her. Nice fuckin’ life..
Briana | November 5, 2007 at 4:55 pm
Disgusting.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
X__X
Will | November 5, 2007 at 4:56 pm
Disturbing ugly woman. Not even average, she is way way below average.
And just as ugly on the inside as well. Someone shoot it and put it out of its misery.
big | November 5, 2007 at 5:03 pm
At one time she was really hot. Now she is just warm. I like warm ,warm big lips
FRIST!!! | November 5, 2007 at 5:05 pm
WTC??!!!?? People are actually buying her album???
No, she gave a shitload of money to her publicist to go out to stores and purchase them. She’s got a huge closet fulla her cds at home I bet.
lulu | November 5, 2007 at 5:06 pm
she has a mustache.
RENEE Z... | November 5, 2007 at 5:07 pm
Forget the lips…what a fuckin bloated fat head.
LayDeeBug | November 5, 2007 at 5:08 pm
Jesus, she used to be so pretty, with those big eyes. Now she just looks like a moon pie. (distractedly) Oh, but the NYC skyline looks really nice now.
BigBoneDaddy | November 5, 2007 at 5:08 pm
Isn’t that Porky Pig?
Me | November 5, 2007 at 5:08 pm
Dammit, Brit-Brit, pull your ass out of the dumpster. Get a fucking facial, lay off the processed foods, drink some water, exercise and quit snorting shit. Does she not see pics of herself? Jesus Christ.
Sam | November 5, 2007 at 5:12 pm
I’m not surprised her album is selling well. Most of the reviews from professional music sources have been pretty good. It’s not really pop music anyway, it’s more like dance/electronic, which is all about heavy production and breathy raunchy “lyrics.” God help us, there are lots of dedicated clubbers and they listen to this stuff all the time. I guess to enhance the buzz. Or maybe to mellow out the harshness of life as a tard.
WeinerLips | November 5, 2007 at 5:20 pm
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!!!!!!
zzzzzzzz | November 5, 2007 at 5:21 pm
She needs to lose at least 50 lbs, what a fat cow she’s turned into.
Clem | November 5, 2007 at 5:23 pm
It is amazing to me how this is the same person that was wanking material just a few years ago.
cc | November 5, 2007 at 5:25 pm
jeez no one was this cruel when lindsay lohan plumped her lips…like every month…for the last 3 years.
mabbo | November 5, 2007 at 5:28 pm
Her face looks like shit, but her body is looking thinner again. I don’t understand how she eats what she eats and drinks what she drinks and stays thin. Sure, she isn’t as skinny as when she was 19, but she has definitely lost more weight. Wonder what she is doing? Does she secretly starve herself, or exercise late at night? Hmmmm. Anyway, yes her album is doing much better than her personal life.
say2 | November 5, 2007 at 5:31 pm
There is nothing wrong with having big lips; it’s just not meant for everyone. Same thing as a big butt, if Paris had a booty, her body would look weird. But on J.Lo(when she had booty), it lookes good because she’s curvy and thicker.
joeypants | November 5, 2007 at 5:34 pm
@ 37… no shit. What a mess. Everyone on here knows they wouldn’t give her a second look if she was just a random girl on the street. How fucking average… Ugh, gross.
joeypants | November 5, 2007 at 5:35 pm
@ 37… no shit. What a mess. Everyone on here knows they wouldn’t give her a second look if she was just a random girl on the street. Not even average now…
Jimbo | November 5, 2007 at 5:37 pm
I love a fat jiggly pimply ass. So sue me.
Micky Mc | November 5, 2007 at 5:37 pm
How can we be sure that’s Britney?
Nails chewed to the quick, Bad skin, cheap clothes, giant purse, those BOOTS.
Ok, its her….. without the Frappucino and the Yorkie I wasn’t sure.
****skinny white bitch**** | November 5, 2007 at 5:38 pm
SHE IS FAT
SHE NEEDS TO BURN THOSE BOOTS
SHE NEEDS TO SHOP FOR LAMPS ON THE OTHER 6 DAYS A WEEK SHE DOES NOT HAVE HER KIDS
SHE IS FAT……AND HAS METH-ACNE
BUT THOSE CHANNEL SUNGLASSES OR FABULOUS!!!
Oliver Nome | November 5, 2007 at 5:39 pm
THAT BITCH IS NASTY
Realist | November 5, 2007 at 5:41 pm
There may be some awful cows among the women who post here. But I truly doubt that most are worse than Britney, Jimbo. She looks absolutely horrendous! The kind of girl I would’ve hooked up with in college after 10 too many and crawled home in shame the next day. It’s literally ASTOUNDING to me how far she’s fallen and how she could look like this when she was so pretty just a few years ago.
PunkA | November 5, 2007 at 5:42 pm
Wow. Jabba the Hut ate Britney Spears, except he looks like her now!!! I mean, you see all of those chins? Do not tell me she is fit and healthy. Those photos do not lie. She is fat, out of shape, and her once healthy glow is so gone. I mean, she looks horrible. She will be the Elizabeth Taylor of our generation. Once hot, but drank too much, got fat and stupid, and then hungs out with weird dudes who like little boys and monkeys.
Mento | November 5, 2007 at 5:45 pm
Look closely at the head-on shots (I dare ya…). She’s so fat her zipper opened up halfway. I expect to see that at the mall or near a KFC, but still…jesus.
Richard Burton | November 5, 2007 at 5:50 pm
In fairness to Liz, she broke her back multiple times and got hooked on painkillers. She’s always been a mess medically, for legitimate problems. But decades of painkillers will turn anybody into a spaced-out blimp. Britney’s got no excuse – she’s only had a KFed removed.