While I posted yesterday that the surprisingly decent looking Britney Spears is reprising her role on How I Met Your Mother, it turns out it’s not exactly a done deal. The hold up? Britney wants script approval. Wait, she’s reading now? And, wow, game over, world. Revelations is at hand! REPENT! Us Magazine reports:
The source adds: “No script has been written and until that is done, Britney will not be making a commitment. The offer is there but no decisions have been made at the moment.”
Can you imagine the poor writer who has to take script notes from Britney Spears? And by script notes I mean the half-eaten chicken wing stapled to Page 2. I can just see the meltdown on set: “Y’alls, I specifically said I wanted this scene to include a medium-spicy chicken wing! Did you not get my notes? I can’t work under these conditions. I’m going over to the CSI set.” *kicks open studio door* “Hey! I’m the killer, y’alls!”
laoeruo | April 22, 2008 at 11:12 am
It was said that she posted her nice profile on a celeb dating site ” M a r r y M i l l i o n a i r e . C o m ” to seek for rich man to date. Many guys like her very much.
Texas Tranny | April 22, 2008 at 11:16 am
Hey Schack, you’ve got mail.
This shit is getting pretty boring. I want to see some up-the-skirt panty pics, or a nip-slip or something. I need to release some semen really bad and there’s no way I can beat-off to this shit.
Spazz | April 22, 2008 at 11:18 am
Is she going to slay a dragon with her necklace?
L.Linus | April 22, 2008 at 11:20 am
Script approval, honey, you were just a guest on the show not the star. This is not going to end will. You’re nothing to the other actors.
mimi | April 22, 2008 at 11:29 am
Where would your pitiful little website be w/o Britney?
tickled | April 22, 2008 at 11:33 am
It just doesn’t seem right that a 250 pound hairy construction site secretary would be named mimi.
Anonymous | April 22, 2008 at 11:34 am
#4: No shit. She thinks she can call the shots? I hope they tell her to go fuck herself.
Mo | April 22, 2008 at 11:40 am
Watch Neil Patrick Harris use this against her. Ahahahaha. Oh, Britney. You coulda been a contenda.
UNCLE NED | April 22, 2008 at 11:43 am
Britney’s the 600 pound gorilla when it comes to that stupid show – she gave them the biggest ratings they’ve had all year, so she can demand anything and they WILL kiss her ass and say thank you. The producers of that show are bigger whores than Britney, wanna bet? For starters, she should demand that Doogie Patrick Harris not be in any scenes with her.
Ed | April 22, 2008 at 11:44 am
This will give Neil Patrick Harris fists of rage. Well, more likely, fistings of rage.
Spazz | April 22, 2008 at 11:45 am
Hey Mimi, the kettle called – its black dipshit. Why are you here?
veggi | April 22, 2008 at 11:49 am
All she really needs is the love of a good man. Not some Hollywood celebrity or a music star, just a good, decent, hard-working guy – like Jimbo, for example. Somebody who is solid and reliable, which more than makes up for little things like always farting during blowjobs.
Kevin | April 22, 2008 at 11:51 am
Is she pregnant again? look at that round belly.
She looks twice her age. you called her decent looking i’d go for decent shaggy looking, no matter what she does she always looks unkempt
dude | April 22, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Hey Mimi and Veggi Troll~ do us all a favor chug some bleach.
veggi | April 22, 2008 at 12:07 pm
comment on the story, fag
FACE | April 22, 2008 at 12:16 pm
She looks 40 – but I would bang her.
English Bob | April 22, 2008 at 12:20 pm
What’s with JenniferLALA ??? SHORT witty remarks about the post. You could of said that Doogie Howser is a prick and always was, or something along those lines……..I’d still hit Britney……..Wild ride man, wild ride!!!
Stan | April 22, 2008 at 12:30 pm
“Inappropriate or promotional comments may be removed.”
Or…they both may occur in close proximity (#15 and #20). Apparently the key word is “may.”
Auntie Kryst | April 22, 2008 at 12:36 pm
I think Britney signs off on any script with a X.
Ednan | April 22, 2008 at 12:40 pm
The only scripts Britney signs off on are forgeries for Adderall.
Anexio | April 22, 2008 at 12:53 pm
I dont know what scripts is? Sound dumb. but if brit wants it then she should have it because she is denyed so mucch in her life but yet she give so much and its more and more each day. brit is always giving to the children charity and she alaways teches them to dance and stuff and be like her cause she a icon or exampleor somethign like that.
dude | April 22, 2008 at 1:03 pm
At least Anexio speaks better than the veggi/jimbo/frist troll.
dude | April 22, 2008 at 1:04 pm
I’d love to blow him.
veggi | April 22, 2008 at 1:09 pm
do you guys know how I can get rid of this terrible yeast infection?
LL | April 22, 2008 at 2:02 pm
The execs at CBS and/or the show’s producers must be the dumbest motherfuckers in TV. Put one of the biggest trainwrecks in entertainment on the show as a ratings stunt, then she immediately turns around and expects them to kiss her ass, as if she has any talent besides talking like a hayseed and dressing like a hooker. I’m not even surprised by this. And they’re stupid if they’re surprised by it. Maybe they should just give her a show of her own, rather than letting her ruin one of theirs. It would be like “My Name Is Earl,” except not funny.
Ted from LA | April 22, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Hey Texas Tranny, I will e-mail you pics of me taking a dump if that will help get you off! ;)
WGA Member | April 22, 2008 at 2:21 pm
What a women, I didn´t know she could read, too.
Ted Mosby | April 22, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Yes, the script called for a ball shaving scene but Britney wanted to make it a poon shaving scene.
EuroNeckPain | April 22, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Solution when breasts get lower: get jeans with a lower waistline.
With the longer torso, tits look right in place.
Unfortunately, legs look shorter. But in Britney’s case, photographs know to always stop the picture over the knees.
annaki | April 22, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Hey! Britney Spears New Sex Video!!! Really worth seeing!
http://yetmorefun.net/mov.php?v=Britney_Spears_Sex_Video
SKy | April 22, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Horrid looking woman.
JohnnE | April 22, 2008 at 3:23 pm
surprisingly decent looking? So Fish has britney doing some caption writing?
She looks as fucking hideous as ever here.
Grunion | April 22, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Nice Slevage (stomach clevage)
FCS | April 22, 2008 at 3:44 pm
I love how her massive neck , head and face are all blending together. Tres hot.
monkeyfightclub | April 22, 2008 at 3:48 pm
The only thing she’s going to do with that script is spill bbq sauce on it.
Elk | April 23, 2008 at 1:20 am
I can’t work under these conditions. I’m going over to the CSI set.” *kicks open studio door* “Hey! I’m the killer, y’alls!”
^^^^^^^^^LOL
I hate teenyboppers | April 24, 2008 at 1:52 pm
number 5, YET you still visit this website. Pitiful Fugney fan.
stimpy | April 26, 2008 at 4:58 pm
The button on her jeans should get a raise. It is working really hard.