Britney Spears wants her visitation back

January 22nd, 2008 // 51 Comments

Britney Spears’ lawyers will make a request tomorrow for Britney to have “monitored visitation in a therapeutic setting.” Britney’s family and friends apparently are successfully encouraging Britney to get mental health help for bipolar disorder in a “creative way.” Britney has previously refused the judge’s requests to undergo a 730 mental evaluation. If the judge agrees to Britney’s current plan, it could prove troublesome for Kevin’s lawyers, according to TMZ:

Evaluating bipolar disorder is a long process. If it’s done pursuant to a 730 evaluation, the results are submitted to the court. If the Commish were to accept the alternative form of treatment, a doctor-patient privilege could prevent certain information from making its way to the court (unless the privilege is waived).
Here’s the likely scenario based on what we’re hearing: K-Fed (and probably the court) will not want Brit to bypass the 730 evaluation process. That could make it unlikely for Brit’s lawyers to win a bid to regain visitation in a therapeutic setting.

I don’t see the harm in letting Britney have the therapeutic visitation. But, if she starts speaking in a British accent, the shrink has the right to mace Britney in the mouth. Also the children alternate turns wearing a football helmet and brass knuckles to each visit. Or, wait, scratch all that. Is it legal to have a tiger in an office building? For arguments sake, let’s say it’s wearing a lab coat and stethoscope.

Photos: INFdaily.com
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  1. Conan the Barbarian

    turd…..

  2. Guy

    She doesn’t look bad in these photos, would tap that

  3. hairdressertothestars

    Look at her, just strutting around like she can do whatever the fuck she wants….oh wait, she can. She’ll probably get overnight visitations with the kids, too, since THAT’S WHAT BRITNEY WANTS.
    Didn’t she screw like 3 paparazzi arabs this past weekend? What happened to good old Vagina Face? He goes to a funeral and boom-he’s replaced. hahahahaha

  4. tc

    Her hair looks like it has passed through the digestive tract of a camel.

    It always looks like this.

    It make me vomit like baby who eat cat litter.

  5. RuhRow

    Poor girl, she’s so lost.

  6. Katelyn

    Somebody buy her some new boots…

  7. El-COyote

    So how long until some new lawyer / spin doctor comes into her camp and declares her British accent is “preparation for a movie role”….

    #4 – LMAO…

  8. She needs to be institutionalized. Southern girl speaking in an ENGLISH (not British) accent. And the boots. Always with the ghetto boots. Oh yeah, the hair, looks like it’s been caughts in a blender, or a paper shredder, whichever…it’s called a hairbrush-USE IT!!

  9. PunkA

    I have no problem with the new accent. Her name is Brit-ney, after all. Get it?? BRIT-ney? Maybe she is crazy–like a fox.

  10. lg

    At least she’s dressed like a human being, for a change. Except she’s still partial to those damned boots!

  11. The White Urkele

    Does therapeutic visitation mean watching mommy take it in the ass from a bunch of skum photographers, then yes, therapeutic visitation would be very good for the children.

    She really needs some help.

  12. PunkA

    Probably been called BRIT for so long, she started to really believe it. It sunk in in a way only a crazy person would allow.

    Frienemy: “Hey Brit, what is up?
    Brit: “Cheerio, my good man. Time for tea and crumpets”
    Frienemy:” You mean Starbucks and a chalupa??”

  13. The Office Whore

    na. She just saw a Chili’s commercial..

  14. Can someone answer me please -
    How long is her hair now? Has it grown that quickly.
    I mean… it really looks like her own hair. The roots look attached to the head!
    I guess money can buy you some pretty good wigs!

  15. commish

    Ah, kids are resilient, but if she does happen to kill them “therapeutically” Kevin can just crank out a couple more. No harm, no foul.

  16. woodhorse

    If only Fish would be allowed to mediate these visitations! There is no justice in this world.

  17. fergernauster

    I don’t think she can be committed against her will unless she kills somebody.

    Until then, we will continue to be subject to her daily… jaunts… with her tits ‘n twat hanging out.

    Just a musing…

  18. Is there anything else in the news beside Britney and Amy. There has got to be something more entertaining than these two bitches.

  19. GERTIE

    #14 and some pretty bad ones too

  20. jt

    She might want her visitation back but she needs her sexy back.

  21. Auntie Kryst

    I like picture #4 with her holding the Mountain Dew. It’s just really totally awesome brah! She’s doin’ the Dew and taking weird behavior to the EXTREME whoohoo!

  22. I’m sorry, but that is the fucking creepiest grin I have ever seen, and it’s the same on 3 of the four pics…..I think she’s finally lost it..

    Wonder what’s behind the glasses? Buttons?

  23. Morgan

    I almost pissed myself when I read “if she starts talking in an accent, the superviosr may mace her in the mouth.” Thanks for the laugh.

  24. The Laughing God

    This is actually.. alright. She looks OK. Further, if she does get this, mental disorder pass, and can stay with the treatments, which is hard for the mental patients, once they start doing good they stop taking their meds, because they feel good; then slip back towards abnormal behavior, since they don’t have meds regulating it. Nevertheless, she stands a good chance of getting all the craziness, we have witnessed, thrown out of the proceeding… Leaving opposing council with… well not sure what.

    Congrats Britney! I look forwards to your custody win, your eventual medication slip and the news/youtube footage of you eating your children. The system works!

  25. RENEE...

    Jeez, I hate to say it, but clearly she’s lost some weight and is looking sort of good. I don’t think she’ll ever be able to attain the attractiveness she once had, but she does have the ability to be really good looking again (Lord help us all). Hopefully fame will turn its back on her this time though, as I don’t think she’s worthy or deserving of it. So she must be one of those manic depressives, or bipolars or whatever that stays up til 5 a.m running on a treadmill. You would think that if she can get her shit together enough to get in shape physically, that she would try to get it together mentally for her boys. But nooooo. Looking good physically is obviously just a selfish move.

  26. Digdug

    If Brit would let me, I would make her a cream pie…

    then I’d eat it….

  27. Etnie

    I’m hoping t-shirts will surface saying I wish Britney would F*k off and die because I really wish she would – or how about.. Britney get it over with and kill yourself. Geesh, she is such a spazz

  28. Mr.Poon

    Look kids it’s Crackedy Ann and her hair made of yarn !

  29. dude on a wire

    I’m getting tired of all the flak Brit is getting over the accent. I went thru a phase where I talked in an English accent. The downside was after treatment I began to speak in a Southern Belle accent, which wouldn’t have been such a big deal except I have this gnarly rug of hair on my back and it always confuses people during the Summer months when I wear a tanktop. The upside is that whenever I go to a restaurant they almost never get my order wrong.

    Give Brit a break – when did it become a crime to be has-been pop diva that flashes cooch, shaves her head, abandons her kids, stuffs her pie hole and parties with a pap adorned with an obligatory trim on his chin? This is still America damnit!

    *Yes, I purposely left out the nip show – that is still regarded as normal in the Western world.

  30. Soraya

    Oh my GOD she looks like she’s coming from shit… ThE WORLD IT’S FUCKING CRAZY ? I really don’t care she’s not a child anymore… grow up kid!

    You don’t have more excuses to be like this… Are people dying and the world just cares about thIS FUCKING WHORE?

    Whatever… A long time ago Britney inspired persons… Now she doesn’t do it anymore. However she still singing like she was 15… But you’re not going to look better… My somebody help you…. Maybe you’re just blind….

    Some people LIKE Her… DO IT FOR YOUR KIDS OK??’

    By the end of the world : Portugal but arabic girl….

  31. moobs

    Q) you know who else looks “good?”

    A) random women on the street who have their shit together.

    /get out of the basement, losers

  32. zane

    I liked it better when she was farting with a Polish accent.

  33. Lowlands

    Deposition,visitation.Currently she seems to be quite busy with anything what ends on ‘ tion’.

  34. S

    Her hair needs a good washing, someone needs to introduce her to a lighter shade of lipstick, buy some new boots and get a manicure! Maybe she can do these errands while out mixing with the paps! Her body looks really good for having two baby boys in a row. Also, she’s snowballing everyone with all this attention. She LOVES IT!

  35. Thsy

    She may use a fake accent, claim multiple personalities and bathe in KFC, but Tom Cruise is still scarier.

  36. Mama Pinkus

    For someone who is supposedly chronically drugged out, Ms. Spears looks a healthy size – heck, she looks nice – in these pictures

  37. makemepuke

    Yes Bipolar is a real illness but for Brittany.. its a real excuse…she is nothin more than a spoiled immature attention seeking self absorbed little bitch ..period. Multiple personality, my ass! She’s milkin the Hollywood scandal wagon for all its worth……surprised the fuck wit Scientologists aren’t sendin Tommy Boy out to apply “tech” to bring her into the crazy fold….time will tell, I’m sure there are more than a few senior Scientology sociopaths working on her file…she’s ripe for the pickin!! Actors make me sick.

  38. IWONKY

    Heath is dead…but this bitch is still alive??????

  39. the truth

    Thine eyes have seen the light, and only the masculine bias of the church had me deceived unto this point.

    Its not the four horseMEN of the apocalypse, its the four horseWOMEN -

    Paris Hilton
    Britney Spears
    Lindsay Lohan
    Amy Winehouse

    God help us all when they finally get inside the same room.

  40. I live inside Amy Winehouse's Head

    Damn, bi-polar is like…the new black.

  41. welllll

    31-
    I see your point BUT
    she does have a cute above average button nose
    she does have really perfect teeth
    she is somewhat fit
    she is under 30.
    that color green doesn’t look bad on her.
    give me a break.

  42. comm

    Leave Britney alone. Believe or not, Britney will still rock the year 2008. Just saw her profile on millionaire dating site WealthyRomance.com last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.

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  44. Kelly

    If her other problems weren’t bad enough…while she looks great in these photos, I’m concerned that she might start losing too much weight. After all the criticism she received about her weight after the VMAs, I wouldn’t be surprised if she ends up anorexic.

  45. Kelly

    If her other problems weren’t bad enough…while she looks great in these photos, I’m concerned that she might start losing too much weight. After all the criticism she received about her weight after the VMAs, I wouldn’t be surprised if she ends up anorexic.

  46. kelly

    As if her other problems weren’t bad enough…..while I think she looks absolutely terrific lately, I am concerned that she may lose too much weight. After the mass criticism about her weight and appearance following the VMAs, I wouldn’t be surprised if she ends up anorexic. Escpecially with a life so out of control…anorexia is a disease brought on by a persons sense of loss of control…it’s their way of controlling something in their life.

  47. kelly

    As if her other problems weren’t bad enough…..while I think she looks absolutely terrific lately, I am concerned that she may lose too much weight. After the mass criticism about her weight and appearance following the VMAs, I wouldn’t be surprised if she ends up anorexic. Escpecially with a life so out of control…anorexia is a disease brought on by a persons sense of loss of control…it’s their way of controlling something in their life.

  48. kelly

    As if her other problems weren’t bad enough…..while I think she looks absolutely terrific lately, I am concerned that she may lose too much weight. After the mass criticism about her weight and appearance following the VMAs, I wouldn’t be surprised if she ends up anorexic. Escpecially with a life so out of control…anorexia is a disease brought on by a persons sense of loss of control…it’s their way of controlling something in their life.

  49. Kim

    Britney…you look like you have your shit together in this outfit…Keep it together for your kids sake…you still have a chance to hold the world in the palm of your hand and get back in the game!! Show them what you got girl!!!

  50. Kim

    Britney…you look like you have your shit together in this outfit…Keep it together for your kids sake…you still have a chance to hold the world in the palm of your hand and get back in the game!! Show them what you got girl!!!

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