Yesterday, Britney Spears posted a message to her fans blaming everybody else for her problems and saying she didn’t need to go to rehab because she didn’t have an alcohol problem. But just two nights before on Sunday, she allegedly partied so hard at the Mondrian Hotel’s Sky Bar she had to be carried out of the men’s restroom where she was found vomiting uncontrollably and unable to walk. The Sun reports:
She was overheard telling hotel staff: “I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Things aren’t going well for me at the moment.” The troubled pop princess, who spent a month in rehab earlier this year, was then carried out of the bar sobbing and covered in sick.
A source adds:
“Britney was found slumped over the toilet bowl with make-up smeared over her face and her wig hanging off. She had a room booked at the hotel but was too ill to stay and was begging her bodyguard to take her home. She looked a real mess and was sitting on the floor with her head over the bowl throwing up. There was vomit down the front of her black dress and around her mouth. Britney was on her knees and must have been sick four or five times. She didn’t really seem with it, but I don’t know if she was drunk or not.” The mother-of-two then had to be helped out of the hotel because she couldn’t stand up by herself.
Notice the hat and ring? That’s a good role model for her kids right there. They’d probably be better off if she just tied them to a donkey and left them in the woods. Hell, they’d receive better parenting from the inside of an oven. That was on. And filled with bees.
Dominique | May 30, 2007 at 11:37 am
woah.
pa-the-tic
Vince | May 30, 2007 at 11:38 am
I think she was trying to buy some FCUK gear but got confused.
gina | May 30, 2007 at 11:38 am
jeez what a class act AND in the mens room lol. People around the world must be shaking their heads at our celeb representation :-/
http://www.innerdrama.com/gina
Danklin | May 30, 2007 at 11:41 am
Note: wearing a bracelet and a hat that say Fuck on them, doesn’t make you any cooler, kids.
adeliza | May 30, 2007 at 11:43 am
SKANK!
Quagmire | May 30, 2007 at 11:44 am
“Britney was found slumped over the toilet bowl with make-up smeared over her face and her wig hanging off.”
Dear Diary: Jackpot!
Bridget | May 30, 2007 at 11:46 am
Something about this story doesn’t ring true.
“Britney was found slumped over the toilet bowl with make-up smeared over her face and her wig hanging off.” She isn’t wearing wigs anymore; she got herself some awful extensions.
havoc | May 30, 2007 at 11:47 am
What they didn’t show was the ring on the next finger that said “ME”……
FUCK | May 30, 2007 at 11:49 am
Federline’s Ugly Cock Killer.
getyourhandoutofmycat | May 30, 2007 at 11:49 am
Wow everything about her just screams class…oh i mean trailer trash
biatcho | May 30, 2007 at 11:49 am
“… but I don’t know if she was drunk or not”.
I, too, was not drunk that time I accidentally threw up all over the backseat of a cab and then couldn’t walk home and had to be carried most of the way. It was just PMS.
Victor | May 30, 2007 at 11:49 am
Well whatever the real story is, I would love her to barf on my cock. So then I could fuck her in the ass, then hopefully she would barf on my cock more, then have her give me a blow job. So she could be eating her shit and barf at the same time.
lawboyut | May 30, 2007 at 11:50 am
Wow. Her poor boys are gonna be so messed up when they grow up. All Brit wanted was her babies, now all she wants to do is leave them behind with someone else so she can get wasted then vomit all over herself. At least her hair doesn’t get in the way of her puking now.
Celeb Archives | May 30, 2007 at 11:53 am
Men’s room – that’s perfect! She’s always looked more masculine when she’s drunk.
Captain Walleye | May 30, 2007 at 11:53 am
This site is really becoming depressing. Why do all these celebs want to kill themselves?
NicotineEyePatch | May 30, 2007 at 11:54 am
Some video would be nice… only because it’s so hard to really believe.
Danklin | May 30, 2007 at 11:54 am
#12 that was lame
Worship Brangelina shrines | May 30, 2007 at 11:54 am
Notice the Amy Winehouse beehive hair do they are all trying to copy these days .
Sigh …. Britney , the Simpson sluts & Lindsey Lohan …. All washed up & pimped out !
The only reason to take their pictures or listen to what the skanks above say , is to laugh your ass off at them !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fifth Stooge | May 30, 2007 at 11:57 am
I’m sorry about the car dad. I had to swerve to avoid the lake.
Bern | May 30, 2007 at 11:59 am
Is it possible for someone to die of ignorance?
I guess not, because that would mean the fan-bases for Britney, NASCAR and the UFC would be non-existent …
lambman | May 30, 2007 at 12:01 pm
#7 – YOU’RE RIGHT she hasn’t been wearing wigs for a while now, how could her wig be half off her head?
booga1134 | May 30, 2007 at 12:05 pm
The only time I like to chicks to puke is when they choke on my cock. ANy other time its fucking nasty.
Angry Ferret Jones | May 30, 2007 at 12:05 pm
It could be worse. She could have kids…
wedgeone | May 30, 2007 at 12:06 pm
Poor Britney. Nearly passed out, on her knees, bent over a toilet puking repeatedly, in the men’s room. And not a single guy even bothers to lock the men’s room door and rape her. Forget the “comeback” – this officially makes her NOT HOT.
Angry Ferret Jones | May 30, 2007 at 12:07 pm
Come to think of it, we are in dark, dark days when Pamela Anderson is a better mom than Britney Spears.
Angry Ferret Jones | May 30, 2007 at 12:08 pm
#22 – You have a point. I do giggle a little when they make that little “acck” noise.
Hehehe…..
whydoesjrzhidefromferret? | May 30, 2007 at 12:08 pm
Her kids are probably used to this. “Hey mommy, do that trick where it comes out your nose too!”
White Trash Police | May 30, 2007 at 12:11 pm
I thought if you wear a hat like that one would get arrested. However, it is nice to see that she has a total ensemble with a matching ring. Very Classy!
Gaaaaaary | May 30, 2007 at 12:16 pm
Somebody should get Britney to that “Promises” rehab facility. I hear good things about it.
zuzuspetals | May 30, 2007 at 12:17 pm
I feel really bad for her. I hope she gets help.
LL | May 30, 2007 at 12:19 pm
She is one classy lady. If anyone deserves a comeback, it’s her. Who doesn’t want to throw buckets of money and millions of dollars worth of free advertising at a 25-year-old, twice-divorced mother of two who drinks so much she ends up in the MEN’S RESTROOM? Next stop for Britney: Stuckey’s parking lot. Then some public park somewhere. Then the LA County morgue. With Lohan close behind. Who’s taking bets as to which will OD first? My money’s actually on Lohan.
Jebus, what a waste of space these people are. How the hell did they get rich and famous in the first place? Just dumb luck and big titties? My titties look better than Britney’s and I can sing better, where are my millions?
dehane | May 30, 2007 at 12:20 pm
Ilove you , but I love this photos
jeb | May 30, 2007 at 12:21 pm
and i thought she was kinda gross back when she was lighting her farts…
cosmetologist | May 30, 2007 at 12:22 pm
#7 and #21
Her ragamuffin hair extensions probably look like a wig to most people.
I am sure the story is true. She is just a disgusting person and not very nice.
sevenandaswitchblade | May 30, 2007 at 12:22 pm
I love how all these people are devolving into Pete Doherty. They should all start a band together.
MFW | May 30, 2007 at 12:25 pm
Britney still seems to be wearing the high end brands so someone please tell me why she cant afford another (perhaps better looking) bikini aside from that watermelon disaster.
veggi | May 30, 2007 at 12:27 pm
I knew a girl who had that exact situation happen to her. But she was so out of it she scooped up a big oily feces loaf that was already in the toilet and started eating it, corn-flecks and all. So I don’t think Britney has reached rock bottom quite yet.
Ambrse311 | May 30, 2007 at 12:29 pm
“Britney was found slumped over the toilet bowl with make-up smeared over her face and her wig hanging off.”
SHE HAS RATTY EXTENSIONS…not a wig! I don’t believe this.
Poor thing got a chiuahua and other little dogs to feel loved, had babies to feel “unconditionally loved” and this girl still hasn’t figured out she has to love herself first! Oy Vey! She’s the reason I don’t want kids!
RAKEYATRAKEYA | May 30, 2007 at 12:29 pm
@20 MONEY BOOB SHOT TODAY, BERN! PROBABLY THE BEST YET!
susie | May 30, 2007 at 12:30 pm
She needs to go hide and just live off the money she already has and take care of her kids. Why is that so hard? And she does need to stop wearing lingerie in public. It sucks.
RoboHobo | May 30, 2007 at 12:31 pm
@20 & 39: Yeah Bern. Your blog out-did itself on the Disturbingly Massive Breast Shot today. Probably the most original one yet. Those thing are beasts. I wuold do her.
Conky | May 30, 2007 at 12:33 pm
Pure class.
Bern | May 30, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Thanks guys. Wedgeone sent me this picture and it just might give today’s DMBS a run for the money.
gerard Vandenberg | May 30, 2007 at 12:39 pm
This has taken long enough so I really mean this. GET BACK TO LIFE or you will regret it the rest of your life.
First and the most important thing of all:
LEAVE, for at least, ONE WHOLE YEAR(12 month’s) CALIFORNIA, particulairy los angeles and surroundings. Go for a serious city where you are surrounded by all the elements real life has to offer. Believe me when I say TORONTO is the city and Canada the country for getting your life back on track. How old are you? I believe 26 and that’s not the age for getting ENYTHING the most easiest way. For example L.A. has not real winters with snow and ice so then you must have different ideas about entertaining.
Also give Canada a Tour with you entertaining. Maybe you can talk to Jim Carrey because he knows all about the misery in life and the whole game TORONTO and CANADA has to offer to you!
ACTION GIRL!!!
booga1134 | May 30, 2007 at 12:40 pm
She’s depressed because she’s missing KFED railing that pussy. Say what you want about him, but I bet he brought some heavy weight meat and shoved it up in her good. A good fuck will cure any depression.
Angela | May 30, 2007 at 12:42 pm
It’s really creepy how in the one picture you can see the reflection in her sunglasses and it’s just tons of paparazzi hounding her. I’d be insane too if I had that many people following me all the time.
BlohansDeviatedSeptum | May 30, 2007 at 12:43 pm
Puking uncontrolably eh? Must have caught a glimpse of herself in the mirror.
Cupid | May 30, 2007 at 12:46 pm
“he brought some heavy weight meat and shoved it up in her good”
quit stealing my best lines.
Britney Spears | May 30, 2007 at 12:49 pm
#44 – don’t you dare address me directly, you fuckin homo.
Mia | May 30, 2007 at 12:52 pm
Wow…I *almost* feel sorry for her. What a train wreck.