Authorities confirmed today that a sheriff’s deputy joined child welfare officials during a weekend visit to Britney Spears’ Malibu estate. There aren’t any details about a possible investigation, and all attempts to contact the Department of Children and Family Services as well as Britney’s reps were left unreturned.
“It’s a very standard, routine patrol request,” the lieutenant said. “We just roll out with them. We stood by, we took no action, no report or anything.”
I’d say it was nothing, but it’s not normal for child welfare officials to be knocking at your door. Maybe they realized leaving a human baby in the care of two mentally handicapped hillbillies could only end in tragedy. Or maybe the housekeeper caught Britney accidentally trying to eat Sean Preston again after confusing him for a giant bowl of crawfish.
I guess when you see a new born baby learning how to drive you are going to have some problems. Whats next throwing your kid out of a 10 story building….
Duckboy, you really are an IDIOT. The fact that she IS Britney Spears is the reason why she’s been getting away with all sorts since she became a mother. The fact that he IS Michael Jackson is the reason why he got away with dangling a baby from a balcony. Oh, and YES, the fact that she IS Kate Moss is the reason why she got away with taking hard drugs. This ‘they’re famous, that’s why everyone is after them’ line is bullshit. Them being famous is the Get Out of Jail Free card and Britney’s been using it since forever.
As for ‘normal’ people: If I (and yes, I will be using myself as a case) was caught with my baby on my lap while driving, I will have my baby taken away from me quicker than you could say ‘K-Fed is trailer trash.’ And rightly so.
FYI, DuckBoy. All the news sites and People.com are all confirming that the baby did fall out of his high chair while in the care of the nanny while Brit and her hubby were partying it up in Dallas. And that the baby was taken to the ER as a precaution b/c he wasn’t acting right. Her reps also confirmed the story. Babies do fall and people aren’t perfect, but child welfare doesn’t just go to people’s homes for no reason. They have to have serious reason to make the trip. She needs to either get a better nanny or actually be a parent to this child and spend some time with him. There are plenty of Hollywood couples who balance their time well. She’s gone traveling around and partying it up with Kevin so much, that kid probably thinks the nanny is his mother. He keeps wondering who that strange lady with the cheetos is.
#14-18, You stole my porn-star name. Now I have to destroy you.
I heard Britney makes the BEST baby etoufee.
Baby gumbo, baby stew, mango baby, BBQ baby on a stick, baby creole, baby soup, baby flambe, baby gravy, roast baby with blanched squab eggs in a remoulade glace… Yup, Forest, that’s about it…
Being Britney’s publicist and all, Duckboy just can’t seem to face up to the fact that his client Brit-Brit is thus far not proving to be a great mother.
If she’s not screwing up the job herself, she just passes the kid over to the nanny, who promptly drops the child on his head. Hey, good job everyone!
Duckboy, we admire the bang-up job you’re doing in attempting to see your client Britney in only the best of lights, and we stand in awe at your determination to make the best out of a very bad situation. Bravo, Ducky, bravo. Keep up the good work!
now, don’t blame me, osh started this:
what’s worse than a pile of dead babies?
a live one at the bottom eating his way up.
i can’t believe i just shared that.
oh, and barbado, thanks for that link! wigga please. PUH_LEEZ!
hahahaha
pobrecito! con esa madre de mierda que le toco, no es gracioso! poor child!
@58
Hey. I translated your comment on babelfish and this is what is said:
“pobrecito! with that excrement mother that I touch to him, he is not graceful”
BWAHHHAHAAHHAAAAHHAAAA!!!!!
@43
THANK YOU!!
Translating of 58:
“Poor little one, with that shitty mother, its not funny!”
Britney makes me remember the Fat Bastard character from the Austin Powers movies, with that baby eating obsession and the tons of lard.
I wont be surprised if the baby becomes a serial killer when he grows, because his mother hating obsession.