Kevin Federline’s lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan is furious that Britney did not show up for her deposition on Wednesday. He takes issue with Britney being too ill to appear in court, but she was able to party later that evening. Kaplan is petitioning the judge to not allow Britney to increase her visitation rights or request a revision in custody. TMZ reports:
We’re told this is the fourth time Britney has been a no-show for her depo. Sources say Kaplan feels that Britney should not be allowed to have her Twinkie and eat it too. In other words, she should not be allowed to go into court and ask to restore custody if she won’t sit for a deposition to determine if she really is a fit parent.
Is a deposition really necessary to prove Britney Spears is an unfit parent? Do we have to involve the courts? I think it goes without saying that Britney’s children would be better off in a shark tank with steaks tied to their legs. Actually, I’m pretty sure that’s on their Christmas list for Santa. Right underneath “New underwear for Mommy” and “The name of good therapist.” Smart kids; in spite of their genes.
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Gerald_Tarrant | December 14, 2007 at 9:08 am
You mean being a clueless dipshit and blowing off all your court ordered meetings doesn’t help your case? Shock and awe.
Anexio | December 14, 2007 at 9:11 am
Before I knew brit I folowwed all the famous ones in ok mag and the in touch and did not really know who I should like but now
it is clear to me that brit need more pople like me that likes her for what she is whivh is just that and noting more than that.
brit is constintly being atteckted here and in other cuntries. remember when paris went beyjing and brit did not go. i ask
myself why she dint go to that place and can only think that it because she did not wanted to be make fun of all the time. brit
you have fellings to and if you read this I want you to know athat you have lots of fans and they are more than all the other
girls which nobody likes so that makes you really a lot beatter than them.
Im mad at tyrant banks right now becuase she said bad things abot brit and I think she should take it back which is something
you can do if you say sorry and you mean it and not just say it. who is she to say anthing because she is fat and she is is
always stupiod when I watch her show which is never. brit always take care of herself. she eats and drinks like a normal person
and of course she has to because she always deoing things and doesnt sit around playing video game all day and watch the tv.
brit dances and works on cds all day so that is why she in top shapes.
D. Williams (reproductive cesspool) | December 14, 2007 at 9:16 am
We should all leave this poor girl alone. As for me, I would love to be alone with ANY of the tall and dark NBA “playas”!!!! xoxoxo :0-8
JD | December 14, 2007 at 9:36 am
What the frig is going on with the comments today? Does supafish not moderate AT ALL?
Auntie Kryst | December 14, 2007 at 9:37 am
“Tyrant Banks”…that is all.
FagHag | December 14, 2007 at 9:38 am
#5, never
#3, let be the FIRST to say this………………….FUCK OFF
kitty kitty | December 14, 2007 at 9:53 am
BRITNEY SPEARS’ INTEREST IN BEING A FULL TIME MOM WON’T IMPROVE. BITCH DON’T GIVE A DAMN.
Gerald_Tarrant | December 14, 2007 at 9:56 am
Anexio- “brit dances and works on cds all day so that is why she in top shapes”
The only thing Brit works on all day is trying to develop a Cheetos Frapuccino with extra whip cream. The “top shapes” she is in are round shape, pear shape, oval shape. You could deep fry a baby with the cholesterol in her arteries.
Oh shit, if Brit reads this she might try to deep fry Little Kid. Britney, in all of her great parenting skills, has named her children “That one” and “Little Kid”. It’s just easier for her. True story.
Guppyflusher | December 14, 2007 at 10:01 am
supafish is a brain dead guppy who has NO claim to fame and so
must attack old ladies, babies and CHILDREN.
Shirley Capps | December 14, 2007 at 10:03 am
Britney Spears is T R A I L E R T R A S H with money…………
Shirley Capps | December 14, 2007 at 10:04 am
Britney Spears is T R A I L E R T R A S H with money…………
D. Richards (Saint.) | December 14, 2007 at 10:05 am
Anexio. Either Anexio is a genius, or a complete and utter flesh-bag. I’m just not sure which. I get the impression that Anex types like a third grade BEH kid only to fuck with us all. And if this is the case.. We have one extremely intelligent person in our midst.
Britney’s kids: Kill ‘em. Burn ‘em alive. Just take their little asses out back of the courthouse and throw the bones in the dumpster. The injustice is disgusting. Using these kids as income (Federline). Mother’s too fucked-up emotionally. Just get rid of them. Save them a life.
Auntie Kryst | December 14, 2007 at 10:52 am
Does anyone know if this fucking debacle is costing people in LA money? I’m hoping both parties are responsible for paying court costs. If not, how many tax dollars are going down the drain to keep this shit fest floating along? Ted, I’ll defer to you.
Danielle | December 14, 2007 at 10:56 am
Yeeeah. Anexio, did mommy feed you bleach as a kid?
You must be very educated…
gerard Vandenberg | December 14, 2007 at 10:58 am
I’m happy though…………………………… THIS WOMAN IS AS CRAZY AS A HORSE!!
Bitter Beanie | December 14, 2007 at 11:15 am
I dunno, I guess I always feel a little sorry for Brittany. I don’t think she means to be such a huge “asshole”:http://www.everyoneisanasshole.com , she’s just kinda slow. And high. And… an asshole. Well, I tried. LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE!!! ::SOBS::
D Richards should be in prison | December 14, 2007 at 11:18 am
How can a person say something like that about killing innocent children? Kill them eh? I hope you and your whole low life family all get AIDS you dirty old whore of a pig.
boo | December 14, 2007 at 11:19 am
Anexio, while I enjoy laughing at your horrible spelling and grammer, please keep your posts short. Those long ones give me a headache.
POOTER | December 14, 2007 at 11:21 am
…wonder what “cuntry” “Tyrant” Banks is supreme dictator of? Maybe she’ll round up Britney and put her in a “re-education” camp.
And if I was her kids, “new underwear for mommy” wouldn’t be on my Christmas list; it would be more like “to be part of a different gene pool”.
Ooba Gooba | December 14, 2007 at 11:22 am
She must be paying off the judge. That has to be the only reason he hasn’t taken those kids away from her completely. It’s clear to everyone she doesn’t care about them. She had them for the sole reason of keeping her name in the news. The worthless skank should be jailed and forcibly sterilized.
gertie | December 14, 2007 at 11:38 am
for shit sake get the f%^king message she doesnt want her kids maybe on an occasional weekend u got the kids fed fight for more bucks thats what it is all about for you dude
gertie | December 14, 2007 at 11:39 am
for shit sake get the f%^king message she doesnt want her kids maybe on an occasional weekend u got the kids fed fight for more bucks thats what it is all about for you dude
mcbeef | December 14, 2007 at 11:39 am
beef
you know it.
YOU KNOW IT
Jim | December 14, 2007 at 11:47 am
She has a serious drug problem, boittom line.
Jimbo | December 14, 2007 at 11:52 am
I hate to say it, but I took one look at those creamy thighs and got a raging hardon. She’s a complete retard, but I can’t lie to my penis.
Eat my shorts | December 14, 2007 at 11:52 am
Anexio is pretending to be a waterhead because he gets talked about all through the blog. HE/SHE/IT is the most popular person on this site now. KHKelli, you’re a genius.
Oh and BRITNEY, please, please for Dog’s sake, please drive very fast along the PCH, crash and die. You do not deserve anything you have and you must die. Since I’m all the way across the US on the East Coast, I can’t do it myself.
Regina | December 14, 2007 at 12:20 pm
Who ever thought Kevin Federline would be the responsible one. Brit needs to just HIRE some good to help to take care of her children.
yoops | December 14, 2007 at 12:21 pm
Kudos to TMZ for feeling the need to explain the phrase ‘have your twinkie and eat it too.’ I’d say that it’s fair to assume that anyone who enjoys watching that thirty minute nonstop projectile vomit fest is probably unfamiliar with Marie Antoinette or, for that matter, anything that doesn’t involve eating, breathing, and looking good. Is twinkie even the appropriate food for a Britney joke? Haven’t we been assaulted by enough images involving chips and coffee? God, TMZ, I am humbled by your wit. Please, never cease in your quest to make us all even more shallow and idiotic.
FRIST!!! | December 14, 2007 at 12:30 pm
What happened to the other posts???
DeepFriedJesus | December 14, 2007 at 12:31 pm
Stuff like this pretty much ensures her kids are going to pull a River Phoenix at some point. Not that she would care.
Jumpin_J | December 14, 2007 at 12:33 pm
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!! STOP HATIN’ ON HER!!! YOU HATE ON HER, YOU’LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH ME!!! WAHHHHH!!!!!
Best commentary on Britney ever.
D. Richards (Lover.) | December 14, 2007 at 12:36 pm
#18? You’re such a mommy aren’t you. How many kids you have? Any mistakes?
You know what I’d like to for you? Stomp your kid’s chests flat with the heel of my shoe. Hot!
PunkA | December 14, 2007 at 12:49 pm
You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can;t take the trailer park out of the girl.
Apparently Brit thinks this is just another episode of Mickey Mouse Club and she keeds waiting for someone to write her a happy ending. Only, she is too stupid to actually realize she has to write it herself. Stupid crack whore.
FACE | December 14, 2007 at 1:12 pm
In reference to post no. 3
“Im mad at tyrant banks right now becuase…”
You should be mad at whoever taught you to write.
confused | December 14, 2007 at 4:01 pm
I don’t understand how Britney going to a gas station is considered “partying”
To D Richards | December 14, 2007 at 4:28 pm
How can anyone threaten children? Are you insane?
TheLostGirl | December 14, 2007 at 8:23 pm
Maybe she doesn’t want to see her kids… seems that way?
christ586942 | December 14, 2007 at 8:33 pm
seekingsugar.com?? The online club for richs/celebrits to seek affair? If Britney really joined there as the rumor says, it is obvious what she is doing over there!! want an sugar daddy!!!
pinkdate.Zu5.net | December 14, 2007 at 10:54 pm
HER son is a pretty kid, I like him very much. we can’t blame wgoever to take responsibility for the pity….
qiuye | December 15, 2007 at 2:43 am
She is really a sexy wonman! My friend told me on http://www.Richcupids.com includes her pics, pictures, biography, video, related news, vital stats, commentary, and cool facts.
magenta777 | December 15, 2007 at 5:07 am
i can’t believe she even leaves the house looking that rough.
stay home and sort your shit out!
~*TIARA*~ | December 15, 2007 at 5:23 am
CAN THEY JUST TAKE HER KIDS AWAY FROM HER ALREADY… I REALLY CANT EVEN BELIEVE THEY PLAY HER MUSIC… WHATEVERS!!!
#36… THE PICTURE OF HER AT THE GAS STATION IS DIFFERENT…. THERES OTHER PHOTOS OF HER PARTING THAT NIGHT… HAHA… YOU ARE DEF CONFUSED.
THANK GOD THESUPERFICIAL IS BACK ON…
~*TIARA*~ | December 15, 2007 at 5:23 am
CAN THEY JUST TAKE HER KIDS AWAY FROM HER ALREADY… I REALLY CANT EVEN BELIEVE THEY PLAY HER MUSIC… WHATEVERS!!!
#36… THE PICTURE OF HER AT THE GAS STATION IS DIFFERENT…. THERES OTHER PHOTOS OF HER PARTING THAT NIGHT… HAHA… YOU ARE DEF CONFUSED.
THANK GOD THESUPERFICIAL IS BACK ON…
jii | December 15, 2007 at 7:35 pm
Why can’t she wear makeup and lose some FUCKING LBS already???? Is she eternally gonna be on a diet and never lose those 30lbs or what???
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Liz | December 16, 2007 at 1:40 am
I don’t understand this woman, why did she have kids? She’s doing a poor job of keeping a hold of them.
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IWONKY | December 16, 2007 at 5:04 am
Calling her kids smart is a bit premature, don’t cha think???? With that asshat for a mother and that other asswipe for a dad, I don’t see them having anything above the IQ of a lead paint licker.
charle | December 16, 2007 at 10:42 pm
I hate her