Britney Spears’ visitation rights won’t improve

Kevin Federline’s lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan is furious that Britney did not show up for her deposition on Wednesday. He takes issue with Britney being too ill to appear in court, but she was able to party later that evening. Kaplan is petitioning the judge to not allow Britney to increase her visitation rights or request a revision in custody. TMZ reports:

We’re told this is the fourth time Britney has been a no-show for her depo. Sources say Kaplan feels that Britney should not be allowed to have her Twinkie and eat it too. In other words, she should not be allowed to go into court and ask to restore custody if she won’t sit for a deposition to determine if she really is a fit parent.

Is a deposition really necessary to prove Britney Spears is an unfit parent? Do we have to involve the courts? I think it goes without saying that Britney’s children would be better off in a shark tank with steaks tied to their legs. Actually, I’m pretty sure that’s on their Christmas list for Santa. Right underneath “New underwear for Mommy” and “The name of good therapist.” Smart kids; in spite of their genes.