Britney Spears’ video details are elevatory
Britney Spears filmed her video short for Madonna’s Sticky & Sweet tour and it”ll reportedly be shown at the opening of each show. Nothing like giving ticketgoers a chance to flee in terror before you even perform. Very crafty, Madonna. E! News posted the following description of the video:
According to our insiders, the planned “short movie” will take place inside an elevator, where seven cameras will be strategically placed to capture the magic. The scene-by-scene breakdown goes like this:
Britney, partially disguised by a gray hoodie, walks into the elevator. As she starts traveling upward, she seems particularly nervous and anxious. The popster starts pacing back and forth. Then she progresses to kicking and smacking the walls, all frantic-like. She screams into one of the cameras. Then she starts climbing the wall, pulls down her hood and, into another camera, says: “It’s Britney, bitch.”
Riiiight. Because that sounds completely scripted. So basically they’re just following Britney Spears around with a camera. I’m sure the video will have other segments including Britney doing “her thing, y’all”:
Sleeping standing up. Though no one notices even with the snoring.
Challenging the crew to a pie eating contest but failing to mention the pies are made of tacos, Cinnabon and humpback whale. (She wins.)
Trying to open her car door with a handgun.
Trying to open a can of soda with a handgun.
Trying to load her now empty handgun – with a handgun.