Britney Spears ‘video diaries’ on sale for $2 million

Adnan Ghalib, Britney Spears paparazzi boyfriend (or ex-boyfriend depending what day it is), has six video diaries of Britney that he’s shopping around for $2 million. He’s holding onto clips four and five for now, but here’s a supposed rundown of the clips that show Britney is definitely out of it. Or really, really good at acting crazy. News of the World reports:

Clip 1:
Britney sitting on her bed wearing a nightie. She talks about herself in the third person and rambles about her childhood. She’s heard saying: “When Britney was a child, she had to work really hard. When she was 13 years old, she won all the beauty pageants.”

Clip 2:
Brit wrapped in a white bath towel, again perched on the edge of the bed. Talking to thin air, she mumbles: “Britney has an angel looking out for her, don’t you, angel?”

Clip 3:
Britney talking to Adnan, who’s holding the camera, and calling him by his pet name Bubba. She smiles: “I’m really happy. Bubba’s here for me now. It’s all good.”

Clip 6:
Britney crying hysterically after a night out. Mascara stains her cheeks as she wails: “Britney wants to live. I’m not crazy. I miss the kids and I did love Kevin.”

I’ll assume the missing clips show either Britney and Adnan doing it, or Britney wearing a bikini made of Pop Tarts and licorice. She begs “Bubba, let’s go eat somewhere fancy. I’m all sexy for you. These ones gots frosting, y’all.”

NOTE: I included pics of Britney shopping at the Hustler store yesterday. Or, as she calls it, the “lie-berry”.