Britney Spears ‘video diaries’ on sale for $2 million

January 28th, 2008 // 49 Comments

Adnan Ghalib, Britney Spears paparazzi boyfriend (or ex-boyfriend depending what day it is), has six video diaries of Britney that he’s shopping around for $2 million. He’s holding onto clips four and five for now, but here’s a supposed rundown of the clips that show Britney is definitely out of it. Or really, really good at acting crazy. News of the World reports:

Clip 1:
Britney sitting on her bed wearing a nightie. She talks about herself in the third person and rambles about her childhood. She’s heard saying: “When Britney was a child, she had to work really hard. When she was 13 years old, she won all the beauty pageants.”

Clip 2:
Brit wrapped in a white bath towel, again perched on the edge of the bed. Talking to thin air, she mumbles: “Britney has an angel looking out for her, don’t you, angel?”

Clip 3:
Britney talking to Adnan, who’s holding the camera, and calling him by his pet name Bubba. She smiles: “I’m really happy. Bubba’s here for me now. It’s all good.”

Clip 6:
Britney crying hysterically after a night out. Mascara stains her cheeks as she wails: “Britney wants to live. I’m not crazy. I miss the kids and I did love Kevin.”

I’ll assume the missing clips show either Britney and Adnan doing it, or Britney wearing a bikini made of Pop Tarts and licorice. She begs “Bubba, let’s go eat somewhere fancy. I’m all sexy for you. These ones gots frosting, y’all.”

NOTE: I included pics of Britney shopping at the Hustler store yesterday. Or, as she calls it, the “lie-berry”.

Photos: INFdaily.com
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  1. mimi

    YOU SUK Fish-Head!

  2. minniememe

    oh this poor trainwreck has got to end sometime. puh-leez!

  3. Kathryn

    That is so sad. He’ll get his own, in the end, I’m sure.

  4. Kathryn

    That is so sad. He’ll get his own, in the end, I’m sure.

  5. MIMI

    Ha ha LOSERS and Britney haters!

    I was first and I LOVE BRITNEY!

    ALL BRITNEY haters SUK!

  6. I am REALLY starting to like her……

  7. bubba

    HAhaHA!! Britney wants to live!! So did Heath Ledger bitch – see what happened to him!!

  8. DoucheBag

    First

  9. Auntie Kryst

    Britney post – Hey Jimbo, ask and you shall receive. Pop tart bikini and lie-berry, good stuff.

  10. Gerald_Tarrant

    $2 million for video of Britney acting crazy? My god, who has paid for all of the rest of the video of this cracker-jack? There is days and days of footage of her off her rocker. Like we need a $2 million video to show what we’ve seen for free.

  11. bubba

    HAhaHA!! Britney wants to live!! So did Heath Ledger bitch – see what happened to him!!

  12. Janet

    This is just sad more than anything, really. It’s so painfully obvious Adnan is using her.

  13. @9 That pop tart bikini could be good eating on the right person, just not Britney. That kind of scared me when I hit the refresh button and Britney face was on the screen.

    I was just at the Hustler store a couple of weekes ago. I guess I can’t go back there any more.

  14. Guy

    &12

    I agree, this is not her acting up for the paperatzi outside. This is really how she is all the time, yet retards continue to make fun of someone who needs help.

  15. Gerald_Tarrant

    12-”It’s so painfully obvious Adnan is using her.”

    Duh. Like this tips the scale aganist Adnan bin Laden. Umm, first, he’s a stalkerazzo, bad news from the get go. Second, he already tried to sell semi-nude pics of Twitney. But this, this makes it obvious he’s using her.

  16. caljenna66

    …..pssst, Britney, it’s on the lower shelf to your right…..

  17. D. Richards (Whore.)

    Exclusive (because I know things):

    Video five shows an inebriated Britney wearing two sets of panties and a Ronald Reagan mask. The first pair of panties are covering her pelvis, the second she’s trying to cover her breasts with; she’s talking in tongues about the time she prayed to god and asked ‘him’ to strike her mother dead. Adnan can be heard in the background asking questions. Almost coaching Britney. He asks her what she had for dinner. To which Britney replies ‘cotton candie’.

    The camera shifts because it’s being layed on to the dresser. Adnan walks in to frame with an erection and explains that his penis is a magic wand and that he can grant wishes with it. Britney mumbles incoherently and proceeds to swallow.

  18. Natanya

    Now it’s just getting sad.

  19. my comment

    She won’t make it to thirty.

  20. Oprah's Gorilla Butthole

    it ain’t pretty, but I hear Heath may have passed after licking Oprah’s Gorilla Butthole.

  21. George Best

    If she isnt having sex on those videos, they are worthless. That Arab guy should be shot. No matter how pathetic Britney is, this guy deserves an ass kicking for trying to make money in the way he has.

  22. LL

    The Hustler store? What the hell is that? Like Hustler magazine? Man, I thought The Disney Store was as disturbing and obscene as it gets, but apparently I was wrong. I can’t wait for a Hustler store to open near me (in TX) so I can go get all sorts of awesome, sexy and above all, classy stuff to be just like the girls in Hustler, who are like modern-day Cinderellas. Britney shops there, I can’t think of a better endorsement.

    This Ghalib guy is scum. Which is why it’s a damn good thing her kids aren’t around her. Most children aren’t lucky enough to have a baby daddy who at least pretends to care who has access to his kids. If Britney was an anonymous crack whore, we’d be reading about her kids being found eating dog food and drinking out of the toilet because she’s been gone for weeks and that’s the only food and water they can reach. So there’s your silver lining.

    RE making fun of Britney: Yeah, she’s just sad now. But people deal with pity in different ways. Some people deal with it seriously. And some people deal with it by making extremely immature but hilarious jokes about said objects of pity. Climb down off your high horse, Nancy. If you want tender tributes to Britney, you need to go somewhere else. I wouldn’t go to Wal-Mart for health care, you shouldn’t come to The Superficial for fawning treatment of celebrities. Did the word “superficial” not tip you off?

  23. juniper

    When she’s not dressed like a stripper, she doesn’t look that bad. She looks quite ordinary, actually.

  24. I like Britney Spears. She’s beautiful, talented, smart, and clever, well dressed, witty, maternal, chaste, and humble

    I also like this fifth of Bacardi 151… and this half ounxce of weed, 12 lines of coke, and these sleeping pills. I also like Heath Ledger’s masseuse.

  25. p0nk

    I feel like i’m playing “How many things can you find wrong in this picture?”

  26. moobs

    Britney.. ie: Alice in Wonderland

  27. D. Richards

    #22? The Hustler Store is that it’s terribly over-priced. Unbelievably over-priced. Just like Disney, but the difference between Disney and Hustler, is that Hustler doesn’t disguise their obscenity by pandering to cute little white children.

    Back to the $60 pornos! Who’s ever heard of such a scam?! I mean, it’s true that ass-to mouth is priceless but still, you gotta draw the line somewhere..

  28. commish

    Conversation between Britney’s parents:

    Lynn: I shoulda listened to mah ma.

    Dad: Whatcha mean?

    Lynn: I was only ’bout thirteen.

    Dad: I di’nt buhlieve my ma. I though she was jus’ lyin’ ’bout breed’n wif
    yo’ pa.

    Lynn: Reckon it’s too late to get rid of it?

    Dad: I heard tell of this ol’ voodoo woman who can make a mistake go ‘way
    wif a wire hanger an some turpentine.

    Lynn: Les do it, baby. We can still keep the young ‘un; she can get us that
    blow up hot tub after she gets rid of that big ol’ belly.

  29. Son-of D. Richards

    ‘The Hustler Store is terribly over-priced’.

    You fucking moron.

  30. rockdust

    Britney’s either severely mentally ill OR she’s a genius. For all we know, she could be in on it with Adnan and faking us all out with her antics. If she’s not making money selling albums anymore, why not sell “crazy Britney” videos instead?

  31. claire

    My friend knows Ghalib from when he was a no body in Brum land (Birmingham). Apparently he’s a really nice guy. Its a shame he cant show this “niceness” now he’s kinda famous

  32. Bags-o-fun

    Look, a mysterious resurfacing of those oh-so-sexy-wear-them-24-hours-a-day-esepeciallywhenImgivingstrangersheadforcash boots!

  33. blp

    @MIMI. Maybe you’ll get to meet your idol in the same institution one day!

  34. Recession

    Britney is scum and her tits point at the dirt on the floor.

  35. Utley

    There’s this one funny scene (the only one) in HBO’s fake-reality show “The Comeback” where the “star” Valerie (Lisa Kudrow) is in her bedroom doing her video-diary at the end of the day, and after a minute or two you hear her husband go into the bathroom and (loudly) start taking a monster shit. Guaranteed that’s on one of these Britney, as Adnan tries to secretly tape an intro.

  36. gert

    this bitch is having us on ………….

  37. Judd

    Nice nips Brit—you skank.!!! Does she even own a bra??

  38. BunnyButt

    Wow, that’s sooooo sweet of her to go to the Hustler store to buy a vibrator for her dog! Must’ve been a good one – pup’s all relaxed and sleepy in that last photo.

  39. PredatorShitney

    Wouldn’t it be cool if that dog tok a shit all over Britneys droopy funbags? Not that anyone would notice. And it’s not like she would smell any different either .

  40. FFF

    I can’t believe how many times I rubbed one off to photos of her. I want my manload back.

  41. Cap'n Pickles

    The only thing I want to see that bitch in is a snuff film.

  42. mike

    Still, all in all, I’d hit it.

  43. Judd

    I’d bang her too–because she is crazy and I could do whatever I wanted to her–like put a pen or a bannana in her ass (and she’d probably love it)

  44. alex oz

    o geez wash that dog too

  45. ANNA BABESS

    ii LOVE BRiiTNEY SPEARS
    BEST SiiNGER ALiiVE
    SHES BEEN THROUGH GOOD AND BAD IN HER LiiFE SHES JUST EXPERiiMENTiiNG AFTER SHES HAD HER DREAM COME TRUE, SHES JUST NOW WONDERiiNG WHAT TO DO iiN HER LiiFE.

  46. BRITNEI BIST SO GEIL EI ICH LIEB DICH

  47. BRITNEI BIST SO GEIL EI ICH LIEB DICH

  48. PJ's

    this is the place that’s buildin the site for the real tape

    http://www.wickedworks.us

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