Britney Spears and her dad Jamie left for Costa Rica today with Mel “SugarTits” Gibson. The Vagina’d One and Braveheart together on vacation? *picks up phone* Hello? Satan? Yeah, it’s me. What do you know about Britney and Mel Gibson? Uh huh. Plague of frogs is next, you say? Neat. The Insider reports:
Britney arrived on time, about 5 minutes after Mel, and the plane departed at 9:05 a.m.
We spotted them leaving on a private plane to the Central American state early this morning. Sources tell us that Mel is taking Britney and her father JAMIE for a mini-vacation. We’ve learned they will be guests at Mel’s home in Costa Rica.
I know Mel Gibson loves torture, but this seems a tad overboard. Couldn’t he do something a little less abrasive? Like, I dunno, pouring acid on his junk. You gotta start out slow then work your way up to a life-altering evening of “Holy FUCK! Where are her pants?”
NOTE: Also, Britney Spears is definitely pregnant. I’m saying it now and as soon as I get a hold of pics I can use without getting my sweet ass sued off, I’ll get them up for you guys. Scout’s honor – even though I got kicked out for trying to extinguish an entire forest fire with my pee. I could’ve done it, dammit!
Why is Israel so important to this country of ours? Just an honest question.
It seems we (our government and therefore our tax dollars) love those people far more than we do our own. We give them billions of dollars a year and I have met Israelis who brag about how technologically advanced they are so forth.
Just please explain I am just wondering.
I think I feel sick. I don’t know which is worse the picture of Britney or the truthful comments on this page. I’m going to go hurl now from seeing her picture and reading this stuff.
These pics are hideously fugly. If she is pregnant that baby is fucked thanks to her meds (and maybe smoking cigarettes.) My cousin was told by her doctor that it was ok to be on three different types of anti-depression meds and anti-psychotics and her baby came out all fucked up. That baby had three surgeries in the first month and was on an IV for her addiction(s) also for several weeks. She just turned a year old and still doesn’t even crawl. Yes, they are suing.
“My cousin was told by her doctor that it was ok to be on three different types of anti-depression meds and anti-psychotics and her baby came out all fucked up.”
FYGU…
That is really sad about your cousin and her baby, but most expectant mothers won’t even take an aspirin while pregnant. Your cousin had to be practically out of her mind and possibly, dangerous to others, for an advisement to remain on 3 ad meds(huh?) and an ap while pregnant.
Just weird
OMFG she needs to drink a bottle of that Proactiv face cream that she swears black and blue on those info-mercials clears up her gross break outs.
Thats some mean zits she’s running around her mouth.
Oh wait, thats prolly just sores from sucking some old mans cock whilst on vacation!!!
Ewww much?
Shes not pregnant, I always make sure to do a “Scott Peterson” and punched her in the stomach after dropping seed.
#56
You asshole.
ERFWORLD!1!