Britney Spears vacations with Mel Gibson? And has a bun in the oven?! WTFBBQ!

May 15th, 2008 // 58 Comments

Britney Spears and her dad Jamie left for Costa Rica today with Mel “SugarTits” Gibson. The Vagina’d One and Braveheart together on vacation? *picks up phone* Hello? Satan? Yeah, it’s me. What do you know about Britney and Mel Gibson? Uh huh. Plague of frogs is next, you say? Neat. The Insider reports:

Britney arrived on time, about 5 minutes after Mel, and the plane departed at 9:05 a.m.
We spotted them leaving on a private plane to the Central American state early this morning. Sources tell us that Mel is taking Britney and her father JAMIE for a mini-vacation. We’ve learned they will be guests at Mel’s home in Costa Rica.

I know Mel Gibson loves torture, but this seems a tad overboard. Couldn’t he do something a little less abrasive? Like, I dunno, pouring acid on his junk. You gotta start out slow then work your way up to a life-altering evening of “Holy FUCK! Where are her pants?”

NOTE: Also, Britney Spears is definitely pregnant. I’m saying it now and as soon as I get a hold of pics I can use without getting my sweet ass sued off, I’ll get them up for you guys. Scout’s honor – even though I got kicked out for trying to extinguish an entire forest fire with my pee. I could’ve done it, dammit!

Photos: Splash News
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  1. chad

    skank….

  2. chad

    skank….

  3. FIRST you sewer-secretion lapping cuntholes

  4. Fine, I’m 4th. The rest of it holds.

  5. She is NOT pregnant!! There’s no way she can be THAT stu-

    Nevermind, it’s Britney we are talking about..

  6. jrz

    Jesus christ……….you three (to the first 5 posters) are like Britney’s 3 retarded kids………..

  7. not FRIST

    umm jrz…. you being #7 just makes you a more distant retarded cousin.

    shitney shears deserves to pop out as many turds, er, children, as she wants. i mean, who else is going to help populate the earth with more beer guzzling, lottery ticket buying toothless barbeque goers?? they gotta come from somewhere.

    sheesh.

  8. No, jrz, thank you very much, I am WAYYYYY smarterer!!

  9. HU? THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE.

    THAT’S CRAZY.

    WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT OTHER GUY WHO PUT A BUN IN THE OVEN…WHAT WAS HIS NAME? THAT JOURNALIST GUY.

  10. I write “sewer-secretion lapping cuntholes” and jrz suddenly appears. Coincidence? I think not.

  11. It's me Fuckers

    “you sewer-secretion lapping cuntholes”

    ROFL!!! Holy fuck! I’m going to have to remember that one!

  12. veggi

    I’d love to lick Britney’s face until her zits can’t hold back anymore and start spurting their warm sweet pus into my mouth.

  13. danzig

    #4 and #12. Same person. Same stupid person.

  14. #8 – That was lame like a three legged horse…

    Why is it that everytime Brit gets knocked up, my Altria stock goes up?

  15. Where IS Jimbo today? And Veggi? Auntie? I am all alone here. Not that I’m needy or anything. Cause I’m not. I am hungry though. I think I will go to lunch now. Take Britney’s retarded kids with me..

  16. Bruce Bromley

    She may be PG, but she will never know if its hers or not…

  17. Veggi

    I’m right here you sewer-secretion lapping cuntholes

  18. mimi

    HANG IN THERE BRITNEY!

    Prove the nasty haters wrong!

    GOD BLESS!

  19. BunnyButt

    I … they … uh … that … what the fuck??

  20. Zack

    I suppose if she can still have early-puberty zits, she can also get pregnant from anal sex.

  21. Martha Stewart

    Such a mistake! Whenever you finish your face by applying more than 3 coats of grease, it will begin to yellow over time. And I think we can all agree that Britney will not make a very convincing Asian! Here, have a fresh homemade cupcake…you sewer-secretion lapping cuntholes…

  22. JudyS

    Guess I just don’t get it who cares anymore about this girl she is a mess up
    & really has gotten ugly what makes her get all the attention anymore? People
    Move On.

  23. Jason

    I like stars and moons.

  24. HE FUCKING CHEATED ON ME…..NOW GO BUY HIS CRAP!

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ssPageName=
    STRK:MESELX:IT&item=300224383471

  25. andie

    These comments are grossing me out.
    Or maybe it’s the content of the post.
    Either way, I’m kinda grossed out.
    I saw pics of this nut on another site yesterday and she looked preggers. She looked like 5-6 months along.

    Or maybe she’s just fat, but it was shaped like an oven bun.

  26. hate you for no reason

    Still as fat, gross and greasy as ever.

  27. Dr. Love

    Vacation from what?

  28. I hate you for good reason

    number 25. hahahaha!! You should have put the videos or pictures up on the internet before crushing it. But kudos to you anyway. Funny.

  29. #10 HA!!!! “WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT OTHER GUY WHO PUT A BUN IN THE OVEN…WHAT WAS HIS NAME? THAT JOURNALIST GUY.”

    Adnan? A “journalist”?? No, just your bottom feeding scum sucking average run of the mill stalkerazzi. Jounalist, that’s some funny shit right there.

    But if she is pregnant, yeah, it’s his, and that will be one fugly bastard..

  30. Mbizzle

    I thought she looked preggers on ‘how i met your mother’

  31. Randal

    Well, we saw this coming the last time Mel and Britney were seen together and the comment I made mentioned the two of them working on a possible movie, with Britney as the lead. This still holds true BUT if the said rumours about her having a little one in the oven, then the movie will be delayed.

    Mel has wanted to cast Britney in a movie for awhile, so this is no surprise.

    Randal

  32. Tanya

    Yup! She is pregnant. Last week on “How I met your mother” I told my husband “she is pregnant”. You can totally see that there is something cooking in that oven. Her belly is extremely noticeable when she is at the bar with “Barney”. Check this out!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpBUVKYK8eg&feature=user
    Now, tell me that’s not a pregnant Britney!?

  33. ME

    Going to Costa Rica for an abortion?

  34. Pretty sure you can get them right here in the States..

  35. Anonymous

    Twintey as a lead in a movie???? BAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You’re killing me…..

  36. Tapeworm

    Jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls

    Not to mention I needed to put my sunglasses on before looking at the pics, due to the “Spears Shine” on the forehead.

    Sooooooo weeeeeeeeeeee! Piggy piggy piggy….

  37. NY Ted

    Well if Brit is not preggy yet…she sure will be after Mel & her get all sloshed up on Gin and they start playing let Mel park the car in the old garage trick with her triple car pussy…while dad Jamie is out whoring with the locals as he pounds back the Rica Rum!

    Must be fun to be them…???

  38. Quinn

    Her eyes seem farther and farther apart everyday.
    I’m surprised she’s on vacation with Mel and not Tom and Katie. Satan is a wonderfully powerful leader.
    sewer-secretion lapping cuntholes

  39. Quinn

    BTW Adnan is a journalist?? Wholy SHIT!! Who’d a thunk it.

  40. Truth Hurts

    I love how there’s an ad for proactive right about her acned-out face in that pic.

  41. Auntie Kryst

    Something just isn’t right here. How can Mel be all chummy with Britard after she took those racy pictures of her with a (model) priest outside a confessional. Mr. Gibson doesn’t stand for that shit..

  42. Anon

    So we’re going to have another single father.

    Britney Spears – crusader for Men’s rights.

  43. Debbie

    WHERE IS ADNAN THESE DAYS!!!!
    AND BRITNEY NEEDS TO GET HOOKED UP WITH PROACTIVE!!!!

    PREGNANT OR CHEETOS BELLY?

  44. Public toilet with fur and spots - fellated

    Mel Gibson certainly is nothing if not bold.
    Why does this rich woman have acne? Seriously I want an explanation please? Can someone tell me what the condition is? I am turned on by excrement and weeping sores. (That’s why I like you guys)

  45. snarky

    she looks really bloated and husky in these pics. and why are so many celebs always trying to (& think) they can save britney spears? don’t tell me she’s gonna be in mel’s next movie…oh lordy…

  46. I’ve been thinking that she looked like she had a bump growing there for a couple months now.

  47. BoboTed

    What the hell is Mel Gibson doing with Britney Spears?

    My how the once might have fallen. Mel must be on one of his drunken anti-Jew binges to have hooked up with this trailer trash baby factory.

    Man, there are a lot of desperate cocks out there if Britney Spears can get pregnant three times.

  48. my comment

    I can’t tell which is disturbing me more. The troweled-on brown greasy eyeshadow, the angry zits, or the sheep motif on her fleece sweathood.

  49. Mel and Brit on vacation together? Perhaps Mel is going to coach Britney on how to not derail your career by acting like an ass in public. Oh wait–

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