Britney Spears and her dad Jamie left for Costa Rica today with Mel “SugarTits” Gibson. The Vagina’d One and Braveheart together on vacation? *picks up phone* Hello? Satan? Yeah, it’s me. What do you know about Britney and Mel Gibson? Uh huh. Plague of frogs is next, you say? Neat. The Insider reports:
Britney arrived on time, about 5 minutes after Mel, and the plane departed at 9:05 a.m.
We spotted them leaving on a private plane to the Central American state early this morning. Sources tell us that Mel is taking Britney and her father JAMIE for a mini-vacation. We’ve learned they will be guests at Mel’s home in Costa Rica.
I know Mel Gibson loves torture, but this seems a tad overboard. Couldn’t he do something a little less abrasive? Like, I dunno, pouring acid on his junk. You gotta start out slow then work your way up to a life-altering evening of “Holy FUCK! Where are her pants?”
NOTE: Also, Britney Spears is definitely pregnant. I’m saying it now and as soon as I get a hold of pics I can use without getting my sweet ass sued off, I’ll get them up for you guys. Scout’s honor – even though I got kicked out for trying to extinguish an entire forest fire with my pee. I could’ve done it, dammit!
chad | May 15, 2008 at 2:29 pm
skank….
FRIST!!! | May 15, 2008 at 2:29 pm
I’m FRIST!!!
chad | May 15, 2008 at 2:29 pm
skank….
Jimbo | May 15, 2008 at 2:30 pm
FIRST you sewer-secretion lapping cuntholes
Jimbo | May 15, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Fine, I’m 4th. The rest of it holds.
FRIST!!! | May 15, 2008 at 2:37 pm
She is NOT pregnant!! There’s no way she can be THAT stu-
Nevermind, it’s Britney we are talking about..
jrz | May 15, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Jesus christ……….you three (to the first 5 posters) are like Britney’s 3 retarded kids………..
not FRIST | May 15, 2008 at 2:44 pm
umm jrz…. you being #7 just makes you a more distant retarded cousin.
shitney shears deserves to pop out as many turds, er, children, as she wants. i mean, who else is going to help populate the earth with more beer guzzling, lottery ticket buying toothless barbeque goers?? they gotta come from somewhere.
sheesh.
FRIST!!! | May 15, 2008 at 2:45 pm
No, jrz, thank you very much, I am WAYYYYY smarterer!!
husbandclothes.com | May 15, 2008 at 2:50 pm
HU? THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE.
THAT’S CRAZY.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT OTHER GUY WHO PUT A BUN IN THE OVEN…WHAT WAS HIS NAME? THAT JOURNALIST GUY.
Jimbo | May 15, 2008 at 2:50 pm
I write “sewer-secretion lapping cuntholes” and jrz suddenly appears. Coincidence? I think not.
It's me Fuckers | May 15, 2008 at 2:51 pm
“you sewer-secretion lapping cuntholes”
ROFL!!! Holy fuck! I’m going to have to remember that one!
veggi | May 15, 2008 at 2:52 pm
I’d love to lick Britney’s face until her zits can’t hold back anymore and start spurting their warm sweet pus into my mouth.
danzig | May 15, 2008 at 2:52 pm
#4 and #12. Same person. Same stupid person.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | May 15, 2008 at 2:53 pm
#8 – That was lame like a three legged horse…
Why is it that everytime Brit gets knocked up, my Altria stock goes up?
FRIST!!! | May 15, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Where IS Jimbo today? And Veggi? Auntie? I am all alone here. Not that I’m needy or anything. Cause I’m not. I am hungry though. I think I will go to lunch now. Take Britney’s retarded kids with me..
Bruce Bromley | May 15, 2008 at 3:04 pm
She may be PG, but she will never know if its hers or not…
Veggi | May 15, 2008 at 3:09 pm
I’m right here you sewer-secretion lapping cuntholes
mimi | May 15, 2008 at 3:10 pm
HANG IN THERE BRITNEY!
Prove the nasty haters wrong!
GOD BLESS!
BunnyButt | May 15, 2008 at 3:11 pm
I … they … uh … that … what the fuck??
Zack | May 15, 2008 at 3:16 pm
I suppose if she can still have early-puberty zits, she can also get pregnant from anal sex.
Martha Stewart | May 15, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Such a mistake! Whenever you finish your face by applying more than 3 coats of grease, it will begin to yellow over time. And I think we can all agree that Britney will not make a very convincing Asian! Here, have a fresh homemade cupcake…you sewer-secretion lapping cuntholes…
JudyS | May 15, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Guess I just don’t get it who cares anymore about this girl she is a mess up
& really has gotten ugly what makes her get all the attention anymore? People
Move On.
Jason | May 15, 2008 at 3:21 pm
I like stars and moons.
kimmy4lsu | May 15, 2008 at 3:21 pm
HE FUCKING CHEATED ON ME…..NOW GO BUY HIS CRAP!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ssPageName=
STRK:MESELX:IT&item=300224383471
andie | May 15, 2008 at 3:24 pm
These comments are grossing me out.
Or maybe it’s the content of the post.
Either way, I’m kinda grossed out.
I saw pics of this nut on another site yesterday and she looked preggers. She looked like 5-6 months along.
Or maybe she’s just fat, but it was shaped like an oven bun.
hate you for no reason | May 15, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Still as fat, gross and greasy as ever.
Dr. Love | May 15, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Vacation from what?
I hate you for good reason | May 15, 2008 at 3:35 pm
number 25. hahahaha!! You should have put the videos or pictures up on the internet before crushing it. But kudos to you anyway. Funny.
FRIST!!! | May 15, 2008 at 3:39 pm
#10 HA!!!! “WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT OTHER GUY WHO PUT A BUN IN THE OVEN…WHAT WAS HIS NAME? THAT JOURNALIST GUY.”
Adnan? A “journalist”?? No, just your bottom feeding scum sucking average run of the mill stalkerazzi. Jounalist, that’s some funny shit right there.
But if she is pregnant, yeah, it’s his, and that will be one fugly bastard..
Mbizzle | May 15, 2008 at 3:53 pm
I thought she looked preggers on ‘how i met your mother’
Randal | May 15, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Well, we saw this coming the last time Mel and Britney were seen together and the comment I made mentioned the two of them working on a possible movie, with Britney as the lead. This still holds true BUT if the said rumours about her having a little one in the oven, then the movie will be delayed.
Mel has wanted to cast Britney in a movie for awhile, so this is no surprise.
Randal
Tanya | May 15, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Yup! She is pregnant. Last week on “How I met your mother” I told my husband “she is pregnant”. You can totally see that there is something cooking in that oven. Her belly is extremely noticeable when she is at the bar with “Barney”. Check this out!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpBUVKYK8eg&feature=user
Now, tell me that’s not a pregnant Britney!?
ME | May 15, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Going to Costa Rica for an abortion?
FRIST!!! | May 15, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Pretty sure you can get them right here in the States..
Anonymous | May 15, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Twintey as a lead in a movie???? BAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You’re killing me…..
Tapeworm | May 15, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls jowls
Not to mention I needed to put my sunglasses on before looking at the pics, due to the “Spears Shine” on the forehead.
Sooooooo weeeeeeeeeeee! Piggy piggy piggy….
NY Ted | May 15, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Well if Brit is not preggy yet…she sure will be after Mel & her get all sloshed up on Gin and they start playing let Mel park the car in the old garage trick with her triple car pussy…while dad Jamie is out whoring with the locals as he pounds back the Rica Rum!
Must be fun to be them…???
Quinn | May 15, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Her eyes seem farther and farther apart everyday.
I’m surprised she’s on vacation with Mel and not Tom and Katie. Satan is a wonderfully powerful leader.
sewer-secretion lapping cuntholes
Quinn | May 15, 2008 at 4:37 pm
BTW Adnan is a journalist?? Wholy SHIT!! Who’d a thunk it.
Truth Hurts | May 15, 2008 at 4:38 pm
I love how there’s an ad for proactive right about her acned-out face in that pic.
Auntie Kryst | May 15, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Something just isn’t right here. How can Mel be all chummy with Britard after she took those racy pictures of her with a (model) priest outside a confessional. Mr. Gibson doesn’t stand for that shit..
Anon | May 15, 2008 at 4:48 pm
So we’re going to have another single father.
Britney Spears – crusader for Men’s rights.
Debbie | May 15, 2008 at 4:49 pm
WHERE IS ADNAN THESE DAYS!!!!
AND BRITNEY NEEDS TO GET HOOKED UP WITH PROACTIVE!!!!
PREGNANT OR CHEETOS BELLY?
Public toilet with fur and spots - fellated | May 15, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Mel Gibson certainly is nothing if not bold.
Why does this rich woman have acne? Seriously I want an explanation please? Can someone tell me what the condition is? I am turned on by excrement and weeping sores. (That’s why I like you guys)
snarky | May 15, 2008 at 5:13 pm
she looks really bloated and husky in these pics. and why are so many celebs always trying to (& think) they can save britney spears? don’t tell me she’s gonna be in mel’s next movie…oh lordy…
Violet | May 15, 2008 at 5:31 pm
I’ve been thinking that she looked like she had a bump growing there for a couple months now.
BoboTed | May 15, 2008 at 5:52 pm
What the hell is Mel Gibson doing with Britney Spears?
My how the once might have fallen. Mel must be on one of his drunken anti-Jew binges to have hooked up with this trailer trash baby factory.
Man, there are a lot of desperate cocks out there if Britney Spears can get pregnant three times.
my comment | May 15, 2008 at 8:34 pm
I can’t tell which is disturbing me more. The troweled-on brown greasy eyeshadow, the angry zits, or the sheep motif on her fleece sweathood.
CindyM | May 15, 2008 at 9:04 pm
Mel and Brit on vacation together? Perhaps Mel is going to coach Britney on how to not derail your career by acting like an ass in public. Oh wait–