Britney Spears stopped at a Quizno’s in LA so she could use the bathroom, which is something she does basically every other week. I’m pretty sure she’s the only celebrity person in the world who pulls over to use public restrooms. Like actually stops driving on her way home so she can use a toilet a hundred other people have already used that day. I’d say it’s because her bladder is the size of a peanut, but honestly I think that would be her brain. And maybe peanut is a bit too generous. What would you call the absence of a brain? An absence so powerful it dulls any brain that even gets near it. Because that’s what Britney has. In her head. Well that, or a large tomato and a note from God that says, “My bad.”
All I can say is that whoever put in Britney’s hair extensions should be EUTHANIZED! Maybe she did them herself, who knows?! Either way, my comment remains the same.
Socialite, I guaran-fucking-tee you’ve used a pulblic restroom in the past 90 days. Give me a break.
I can see if she dropped one of her kids in the toilet, but just using the restoom is a headline? (Wait….that’s too funny.)
Ah Britney, continuing to prove that there is no lower limit to ‘ugly’ and ‘dumb.’
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