Britney Spears showed up twelve hours late to the set of her new video for “Piece of Me.” Shooting wrapped around 5 a.m. yesterday morning. The dancers were pissed about Britney’s tardiness and let some secrets slip to Us Magazine:
In the video, Spears and four look-alikes — dressed in black newsboy caps, sunglasses, black trench coats and short blond wigs — to try trick the paparazzi.
Spears used a “body double to shoot all the scenes that don’t require her face,” an on-set source tells Us.
Wait, hold on a second. Britney Spears actually made a smart decision by using a body double instead of her own Pillsbury Doughboy-esque form? That’s almost amazing. Until you realize it’s to the point where, if they can just get Britney Spears to sort of look at the camera, they’ve got themselves a video: “And, action! Alright, Britney, just sort of turn your head over here towards the camera. That’s it. Follow the candy cane, and, bam, we got it. That’s a wrap! Somebody edit out the hamburger she was biting into. I’ll be in my trailer.”
ooh, the real world. THAT thingamajiggy. well all is forgiven then. britney smack away!
I can’t believe she didn’t even take time to shave her underarms before performing on the VMA’s.
She has no class.
Rawr her stomach is just so…flabby. I feel bad. Do you think she does coke? bc i mean….there is something going on there…if ya know what i mean
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Damn, I have the same body, but I plan to lose twenty pounds AND I keep my fat ass covered. That’s pitiful.
How pathetic can you get? I mean… I know everyone goes through a “rough stage” but seriously if you have the whole entire world saying you are acting like a dumb ass can you not speed up the process of growing up?
Body double???? Yes, Brit’s body doubled in size…we already knew that!
WOW, SO HOT!!!!!!!!
I don’t like him this way.@
you are so cool. but i just found out your secret that you have joined an online a club called sugarmommymeet.com, by which you are seeking a sexy guy for extramarital relationship.. Is that true?
#48, her legs are hot, they are thick but shaped like barbie legs.
i love her eyes, i love big eyes.
there is a reason she was considered hot 5 years ago
she is famous because she was once hot.
you are prob ugly as hell and fatter than her now.
her thighs look rockin and hot.
esp. after seeing jlh
Heaven forbid she actually, I dunno, not try to play a stripper in her videos and actually be fully clothed. She wouldn’t need a body double if she would cut the skank act and try to act like a decent, normal person.
she finally looks the appropriate size for her body type. after popping two kids out, it will be impossible for her to ever be “thin” again. she should just own her fat white trashness. oh wait, she’s already doing that. shit.
Fraud!!
Please people – whoever you are – stop giving this woman(bearpig) any of your money. Pleeeeease.
So what is Britney used a body double, hardly makes her public enemy number one. Where’s the love, that’s all she needs.
que nojoooo!!! coitada, perdeu a linha totalmente
da vida! pirou de vez hahahaha..
Wait a minute…that Asian chick on the right….that’s the fat guy’s dirty whore mail-order bride from “Priscilla, Queen of the Desert”, isn’t it. What an appropriate place for her to be.
I think she should just hire someobody with a nice body, a functional brain, and actual performance talent to be “her” and have then a wonderfully fabulous normal career pretending to be Brittany ….then Brittany can just sit in her malibu home and eat twinkies, drink starbucks, and snort coke all day long. The total double could be called “Brittani”. Brittany could insist the double wears a headcam at all times and this way Brittany can watch from home on a video monitor and pretend she is her , living vicariously through a normal person.
Well I dont know, Viv. Hard to say you know? Coke, fritos, it’s all the same to brit in the end
So sexy and hot!Wow, i have recalled that i have seen her photo on a Muslim matrimonial site http://www.muslimonly.com/i/registration, it is so strange! But it is true!!
I’d rather listen to my computer crash.
So what is Britney used a body double, hardly makes her public enemy number one. Where’s the love
were fat or