Britney Spears showed up twelve hours late to the set of her new video for “Piece of Me.” Shooting wrapped around 5 a.m. yesterday morning. The dancers were pissed about Britney’s tardiness and let some secrets slip to Us Magazine:
In the video, Spears and four look-alikes — dressed in black newsboy caps, sunglasses, black trench coats and short blond wigs — to try trick the paparazzi.
Spears used a “body double to shoot all the scenes that don’t require her face,” an on-set source tells Us.
Wait, hold on a second. Britney Spears actually made a smart decision by using a body double instead of her own Pillsbury Doughboy-esque form? That’s almost amazing. Until you realize it’s to the point where, if they can just get Britney Spears to sort of look at the camera, they’ve got themselves a video: “And, action! Alright, Britney, just sort of turn your head over here towards the camera. That’s it. Follow the candy cane, and, bam, we got it. That’s a wrap! Somebody edit out the hamburger she was biting into. I’ll be in my trailer.”
bob | November 29, 2007 at 3:24 pm
First?
RAWR | November 29, 2007 at 3:26 pm
me?!
viv | November 29, 2007 at 3:26 pm
second?
viv | November 29, 2007 at 3:26 pm
second?
Rawr... | November 29, 2007 at 3:26 pm
Dammit bob lol
V | November 29, 2007 at 3:27 pm
haha
viv | November 29, 2007 at 3:28 pm
dammit rawr!!
FAT PIG | November 29, 2007 at 3:28 pm
so what. Who the fu ck cares about this dumb perverted ho
The Moat | November 29, 2007 at 3:28 pm
For a song where the computer does all of the singing for her, it makes sense to get somebody else to do the dancing.
Rawwr | November 29, 2007 at 3:28 pm
It’s just you, me and Viv, Bob.
Nefarious Crotch Kicker | November 29, 2007 at 3:29 pm
She seems troubled. There, I said it.
zz | November 29, 2007 at 3:30 pm
HAHA, look at the asian on the right. Oh GOD, is that a laugh or what.
me so horny | November 29, 2007 at 3:31 pm
me so horny. There. Just sayin’.
Viv | November 29, 2007 at 3:32 pm
damn straight it is us!
i really just dont want to look at her anymore. i feel like bad or something.
PunkA | November 29, 2007 at 3:32 pm
Maybe her body double can act as her at the next social worker visit too? Wouldn;t hurt things. Just give the body double a Starbucks cup and a chalupa and her costume is set.
Rawreo cookie | November 29, 2007 at 3:34 pm
where’d bob go anyway. Kinda..pissin me off.. feel like.. eating Fritos..
Robin Claire | November 29, 2007 at 3:35 pm
12 hours late. now THAT’S commitment!
Viv | November 29, 2007 at 3:37 pm
yea…guess bob got bored.
rawreo cookie? i ate about a package of double stuff last night. shit. thats what happens when you see britney in the news all the time. fucking oreos.
holla@meh | November 29, 2007 at 3:38 pm
suprize, yet another britney story that seems false and made up. not like there would be proof of this “body double” anyway. and what would be the point when they could just photoshop and edit the video!? anything to keep her in the news.
Rawry Bremner | November 29, 2007 at 3:42 pm
that’s my stab at being witty…. noble effort..
now is it viiiv or veeev, because I say veeev in my head. like viva la revolution. But maybe its ‘viv’ like, ‘Vivian.’ which would be disappointing..
Viv | November 29, 2007 at 3:46 pm
its Viv like in Vivian. yes i am boring.
but…not as boring as Bob.
BOB…WHO IS ABSENT.
rawwwr? now is that like from rory?
Dave Benner | November 29, 2007 at 3:49 pm
“Hey, you’d be perfect to dance in a music video . . . as a Britney body double.” What a backhanded compliment.
Rawrky Balboa | November 29, 2007 at 3:49 pm
ooh noo.. rory is my fake facebook name though. I was under the impression you could spy on people but apparently you actually have to ADD them. ew…
but no, i just needed something quick to type so i could be first. all my dreams are dead. .BOB.
Mr. Truth | November 29, 2007 at 3:51 pm
Shouldn’t she be using a body double in real life too???
The Opinionated Blogger | November 29, 2007 at 3:52 pm
It really doesn’t surprise me. I was wondering why in some of the newer photos she looked so skinny. I was thinking she was a cow the last time I saw her, which was about a month ago.
Ript1&0 | November 29, 2007 at 3:54 pm
Still confused.
fweem | November 29, 2007 at 3:58 pm
best comments in a while. what was the article about?
douglas | November 29, 2007 at 3:59 pm
I think she is smoking hot….I love her…….I think she is going to be around as long as Madonna…..and have a legacy greater than Marlyn Monroes……
Jimbo | November 29, 2007 at 4:00 pm
I am sure the video will be better with the body double. Maybe the should have a voice double too..
douglas | November 29, 2007 at 4:01 pm
No……that was not ME making that last post…..that was my body double…..god damn him…..get me into all kinds of trouble………like all those fat chicks he fucks and blames me for.
I think she is going to die young like Maryln Monroe….but thats about it.
Matthew | November 29, 2007 at 4:02 pm
she will lipsynch and have a replay pf the proformance of the VMA’s during the vidieo shoot
havoc | November 29, 2007 at 4:04 pm
Smartest thing she done so far. This actually shows signs of brain activity……
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Anexio | November 29, 2007 at 4:04 pm
The webmast guy is right when he say that brit is the smart one bcause she is and that is evedent. She usally make the right decizon but yet the pap is always the critical. watch them try to make this into somethig that is wrong and plays right into kFeds hands which is just wat he wants.
I think she needs so many pople helping her because she does so much, you hvave to agree! She sings and dances and does sfuff for the comunity like gives money to all the charitys. Ha, everyone that works with her knows that there is a pot at the end of the raonbows. everyone just trys to steel from her and make her look bad but they never suceeded do they.
Rawr to viv | November 29, 2007 at 4:06 pm
so this is how it ends, does it viv? oh well.. you were here for a little while.. and i have the hum of my refrigerator to look forward to
TV on DVD | November 29, 2007 at 4:07 pm
I think the double is much better than her.
hungry hippo | November 29, 2007 at 4:11 pm
A body double is a great idea. Britney’s fat. How fat? If her ass gets any bigger, it’ll be the size of one of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s different-timezone asscheeks.
Mariana | November 29, 2007 at 4:12 pm
Well, there is much to say about Britney Spears. If she used the body doubles for her scenes in her video… then she probably made a good choice. She recently has not been a great role model and has not been all there in her head. But I used to be a performer and to fake things and lip sync is terrible in my eyes. What is the reason of paying for an artist stuff and not get the real deal. To me its a type of fraud. She just needs to get her self back together and then start up again .. if she will ever be respected again. I kind of feel bad for her … cause probably does not have anyone telling her the truth about what she has become.
Those are my thoughts…
MCR
D. Richards | November 29, 2007 at 4:15 pm
No wonder Britney’s using a double. Her body’s dead. She’s a dead thing. You can’t sell your body if it’s dead. Well, you can sell your corpse to corpse-fuckers but they’re such a minute portion of the population that you’d lose massive amounts of cash in the process. Yep. It’s just better to have somebody alive fill in for a dead person.
TS | November 29, 2007 at 4:18 pm
HOLY BEER GUTS!!!
well... | November 29, 2007 at 4:21 pm
hell yeah 36.
i can’t knock britney for being fat right now, especially after see JLH in a bathing suite.
that was like a REAL fat woman with a weird old maid school teacher lower body.
britney’s body looks damn good compared to that, and i don’t think britney looks good.
EuroNeckPain | November 29, 2007 at 4:48 pm
These are news ? I thought her latest video already had a body double. There were photos of Britney with the pole and the black outfit and black fishnets on this very site, and they were ugly photos, where she was ways too fat. Look at the clip (gimme gimme gimme gimme Buuuurp, gimme gimme etc.). You see the face, you see the ass, you see a blurred body, you never see a complete Britney. I am sure that the ass is not hers.
Mr Semprini | November 29, 2007 at 5:02 pm
Middle. Approximately.
Ript1&0 | November 29, 2007 at 5:32 pm
I think you might be able to sell your corpse to other corpses. Some do a really damn good job of faking being alive… you would just never know.
Viv to Rawr | November 29, 2007 at 5:55 pm
No Rawrrrr! I was called away to real life. but now i am back to talk some britney smack.
san | November 29, 2007 at 6:26 pm
who gives a fuck , everyone picks on her what the hell, go talk about fucking ugly angelina jolie or some shit,
kimmy4lsu | November 29, 2007 at 6:42 pm
here’s footage of the shoot:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D76K2ptiJog
Kathleen | November 29, 2007 at 7:12 pm
Why doesnt she just get her shit together and dance it herself?
trio | November 29, 2007 at 7:29 pm
Britney is a fat whore and I can’t believe someone had the nerve to compare her to Marylin Monroe. Britney looks like a man, she has a huge fat, linebacker neck, her shoulders, arms and back resemble a fat 40 y/o druck driver dude.
her legs are like tree trunks short fat and stumpy.
she should have also used a face double because she is cross eyed and looks inbred. ugly whore. her eyes are her ugliest feature
TheLostGirl | November 29, 2007 at 8:02 pm
Oh thank heavens!
TheLostGirl | November 29, 2007 at 8:02 pm
Oh thank heavens!