Britney Spears’ urine bought by online casino

spears_pregnancytest.jpgAn online casino has paid $5,001 for Britney Spears’ alleged home pregnancy test. Clearly somebody over at Golden Palace casino has an ironic sense of humor. Ya know, because Golden Palace and urine are like…urinary…palaces. See? Isn’t that ironic? Urinary palaces. Oh man, I need to buy me one of those. I could hire a pastry chef and a tennis instructor and who knows what else. Now somebody explain to me why I’m talking about staffing my urinary palace. I believe I’ve totally lost my mind.