There was a time when that title would’ve sent millions of guys on a frenzied porn hunt. Of course that was before Britney stepped in the Ugly-mobile and took a long drive down Chubby Avenue. In any case, Spears’ marriage is in trouble again. Spears, vacationing in Maui, reportedly flew into a rage after photos of her husband in the arms of French dancer Sandy Lakdar surfaced on the Internet.
A friend says “She was literally kicking and screaming. When she got back to her suite, she was so furious, she destroyed everything in sight. She called Kevin but couldn’t reach him.” The friend claims Spears has since ordered her husband to pack his bags and “get the hell out” of the house she shares with him.
Kevin’s gotta be approaching platinum level hotel points at the nearest Motel 6. And that’s where you want your possibly cheating husband to go – to an anonymous hotel room. Yep, nothing bad could happen there. Good thinking there Brit. Now, if you could just figure out why the DVD player keeps melting your movies and the bread won’t quite fit in the toaster.
This reminds me of that time when I came across photos of my wife on the Internet in the arms of a Polish male prostitute. Rather disconcerting. Instead of kicking and screaming, however, I took heart in reflecting that, as bad as life might get, at least I will never be Paul Haggis.
I have to sit and wonder what it is exactly that this trailer-trash-hobo-singer(?)-wanna-be has that makes these women cling to him and worse….have his babies!!! Maybe he’s hung like a donkey, which quite aptly would account for his ass-like looks and behaviour. Britters: Get a grip!
Holy stupid blondes, Batman!!
With all of this talk of how stupid American women are, we are losing sight of the real tragedy here…..not one but two, count them, TWO!!! stupid women have allowed K-SpecialEd to touch them…..just throw them both in a cage with grease, call it a grudge match and hope they kill each other….well, that is if Britney can stop wondering where the bacon is to go with that grease long enough to beat that skinny French ass…..oh wait, what am I thinking? Brit could always just sit on her and make her listen to Popozao over and over…….yes, I do believe that would be sufficient punishment….
For christ’s sake, can’t she just leave him? He’s just a fuc*** bastard! Britney, he left his pregnant girlfriend for you, you never ever thought he couldn’t be the best husband/father in the world?
This whole story is pitiful…
By the way, I saw the french chick on Tv. She is the silliest person I’ve ever met! I undestand why Kevin fuc*** her.
For the love of all that is holy, please leave countries out of it. It’s a website intended for our sick humor. Let’s leave it that way.
i know we are supposed to be mean here, but did anyone see her on access hollywood on the 28th, she looked REALLY good
Oh God this picture never gets old. And the sad thing is, I bet she thinks she looks great! Ha.
So we know he drinks and supposedly gets high. To each his own whatever…but I wonder what he was “innocently” doing with a coke head hanging on him. Humm.
Check out K-Fug’s myspace for a laugh. “Photobucket Bandwidth Exceeded”. What a nice background! And let’s not forget the NEW SONG with him IN THE BACKGROUND. Guess Popozao showed too much of his ‘talent’ rofl
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Yeah, and now they’re together again. Who cares about these two wash ups?
BoardBetty, get a life. K-fed isn’t a bad boy, and Britney isn’t talented. Wake up!
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PMSing, are we?
I agree that it looks bleak for her but it’s britney and that’s all that needs to be recalled. She f-ed up and she choose this loser , and she put herself into that hole, but still is rich, so f her. A sane person would just divorce the guy and get full custody of the kid, hire a nanny or two, and get to work after a short rehab or vacation, and some tune up to start working again. Instead, a second baby is gonna help, how the hell is it. She should realize she needs to either marry a man whose older and wiser than her, but not by more than 6 years or get one who is just smarter than her but in the end isn’t a loser. She is really dumb and maybe the hick comments or jokes do apply to her after all. She was hot but even that is gone, no one respected her, but now they don’t even respect her body or lust after her in anyway. It seems she has waited to long to get back on top and if she waits 2 more years she can kiss her ability to make money goodbye. She ain’t no madonna, but even madonna don’t make money like she used to. I don’t get the people who go see this chick either.
Going way back up to nichole’s original post..
I’m an American and I support your comment fully. Whether or not it’s an American thing is of no importance; women have proven during the entirety of the past sixty years that sincerity and intelligence are nothing compared to so-so looks and a clich