Here it is, folks. Britney Spears’ album cover for Circus in all its airbrushed/Wait is that Heather Locklear? glory. As if the Internet wasn’t a flutter enough, Britney’s also released the full track listing – plus bonus song! HOLY SHIT BALLS! I’m practically speechless right now. Fortunately, “Super Fan” on the Britney Spears.com message board has left a comment that echoes exactly how I feel:
Ooooo…..MMMMMM…….GGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!…….
Brit ?~~~ Your Cover is Amazing!!!
I Love You So Much!!~~~????
Come To Taiwan, Please………….
Come to Taiwan, Please Come to Taiwan, Please Come to Taiwan, Please
Come to Taiwan, Please Come to Taiwan, Please Come to Taiwan, Please
Come to Taiwan, Please Come to Taiwan, Please Come to Taiwan, Please
I Need You!!~~~~~~~??
Yeah, all that stuff. (Minus the 110% chance that a trip to Taiwan will end in Britney Spears being made into a coat.)
Malffy Hernandes | October 31, 2008 at 9:21 pm
Looks like a country music album.
joey joejoe | October 31, 2008 at 9:22 pm
i’d still do her
Fernando Narcos | October 31, 2008 at 9:22 pm
At least Britney knows how to actually be a slut while she’s lipsynching to her own over-processed shit,unlike that little fug Hillary Duff,struggling to be slightly sexy whilst ripping off somebody else’s music.
Besides,you just know if you ever did get to nail Britney,there’s gonna be cigs and fired chicken when you’re done.That Duff bitch would probably wanna snuggle and talk about her feelings after she’s laid there and grunted while you dumped your wad in her lifeless ass.
SaraDevil | October 31, 2008 at 9:42 pm
She’s not as hot as the bearded lady. Bearded, that’s sexy.
Stanky | October 31, 2008 at 9:42 pm
She is one hot cookie!!!!! She posts vegetable sex photos all the time at ^^^^^^^^^^^^^GodDamnSpamSitesFuckingGoAway.com^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^. Word is she’s single…. ;)
It's Me Fuckers!! | October 31, 2008 at 9:42 pm
They made her hide her hands because there was so much cheese from her cheetos they couldn’t even cover it by airbrushing it. They also cut out the ashtray sitting beside her.
kay | October 31, 2008 at 9:49 pm
Holy Shit .. Britney is a cute girl, why would they air brush her so much especially her nose. Looks more like a mannequin more than anything.
Balls McCoy | October 31, 2008 at 9:52 pm
Apparently the record company spends their entire budget on vocal processing and not on cover art, who did this Sears Portrait Studio?
Amy Winehouse | October 31, 2008 at 9:57 pm
Pray for mimi!!!
HM | October 31, 2008 at 10:08 pm
LOL about Taiwan coat.
Yuka | October 31, 2008 at 10:09 pm
what the hell is that comment about Taiwan supposed to mean? dude, not funny.
Idea Biter | October 31, 2008 at 10:24 pm
#8- That was a direct bite off of Michael K and you know it. Fucker.
Hannah T | October 31, 2008 at 10:28 pm
Can you say…Photoshop????
mimi | October 31, 2008 at 10:38 pm
She looks much better than skanks like Kim Kardashian, Kate Moss, Tara Reid and numerous other so-called celebrities and models.
If Kate Moss is beautiful then Brit is the most beautiful ever!
So there!!!
jake | October 31, 2008 at 10:41 pm
You think those haggard old hides in the “so freakin hot” gallery look good?
Britney Spears rulez bitches!!!!
WHO_IS_*LIMERICK_MAN*? | October 31, 2008 at 10:52 pm
There was a young singer named Spears
Whose talent was left in arrears
Her songs, if you’ve heard
Are like polished up turds
That cause listeners to slice off their ears
THAT_GIRL_JENN | October 31, 2008 at 10:55 pm
SHE LOOKS A MESS!
missywissy | October 31, 2008 at 11:25 pm
Looks like a Faith Hill wanna be.
1moreidiotintheworld | October 31, 2008 at 11:26 pm
oooh yeah….. that’ll sell records……. if you’re a gospel singer. No amount of satin, lace, and airbrushed photography will hide the fact that you’re a fat-assed whore.
Jennifer | November 1, 2008 at 12:01 am
Wow, at first I thought it was Brooke Hogan….on a good day.
mimi | November 1, 2008 at 12:15 am
GO BRITNEY!
Bite it Amy!
Jon H | November 1, 2008 at 12:21 am
Who the hell is that! Looks nothing like her.
gerard Vandenberg | November 1, 2008 at 12:42 am
The SHITTING-PART is “knocking ” on my door now!!
Knee Ya Ha Ha | November 1, 2008 at 2:39 am
So – Fish.
Inside job ?
Having any problems with free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure ?
Stand down of NORAD ?
Molten metal in the ruins ? That type of thing ?
How long do we have to put up up with this crap from you Yanks ?
(Just wondering)
Victoria | November 1, 2008 at 3:48 am
Maybe Onch of my new bff post that comment,
in fact, he’s taiwanes, no?
joline | November 1, 2008 at 3:49 am
She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that
site.Is she single now?
Victoria | November 1, 2008 at 3:49 am
asian people do nails pfffff hahahah lmao
Evan Faine | November 1, 2008 at 3:52 am
What the hell? Janis from Friends likes Britney Spears?
http://starstylefile.wordpress.com/ | November 1, 2008 at 4:22 am
She looks great, airbrushing is awesome.
Bigo | November 1, 2008 at 5:43 am
That dress looks familiar. I think Keira Knightly wore the same one at some event a while back or some other actress, I can’t remember which
Alex Collier | November 1, 2008 at 5:45 am
pretty britty
come back to the mothership
we had it good
when we were lost in space
together
Anon | November 1, 2008 at 7:45 am
So apparently britney is celibate now.
She’s gone down the classic route of blaming everyone but herself for the reason she can’t keep a man.
She’s like the american version of jodie marsh
Complete slut but its not her fault.
Anexio | November 1, 2008 at 9:39 am
This sjust prove that brit is the prittiest of the pop. she has the talant to bcome the bigest thing ever in pop world. brit been working on songgs and her dance moves. brit got all the moves and nobdoy elses have then at all. she works so hard that she need the starbucks and stuff to keep her moving. i cnat wiat to get this cd and play it all over. finely there is something that you bad poeple on this bord can all aggree on that she is the best and her talant nos no binds.
Saralei | November 1, 2008 at 10:16 am
She looks fucking HOT!!!!!! MmMmMmMm haha
b | November 1, 2008 at 10:37 am
she sucks and everyone knows it. Obama is a dumb monkey negro and everyone knows it. Maybe they will cover britany in JET now.
Fernando Narcos | November 1, 2008 at 11:17 am
b-You pile of shit.You’re a Pedopublican and everybody knows it.Maybe they’ll cover your sorry ass in Kiddie Fuckers Weekly.
emme | November 1, 2008 at 11:32 am
umm . . . isn’t that the awful dress that keira knightley wore to a premier of atonement? Interesting choice. . .
http://www.topnews.in/files/images/Keira-Knightley2_0.jpg
Sauron | November 1, 2008 at 11:35 am
Heather Locklear,Jessica Simpson and BS.What’s the difference?
eugene | November 1, 2008 at 12:12 pm
hi Briteny I love your album cover its so cool and you are a great person and a wonderful singer thats why I love you so much ok bye cant wait unit I get your new album bye eugene
raggatt | November 1, 2008 at 12:17 pm
She looks almost as cross-eyed as Sarah Palin.
em | November 1, 2008 at 12:58 pm
isn’t that the dress Kira Knightly wore to… something?
B | November 1, 2008 at 1:09 pm
UMM.. DIDN’T CHRISTINA AGUILERA’S SONGS
1. Enter the Circus
2. Hurt
HAVE CIRCUS THEMES… WHAT’S UP WITH THAT..?!?!?!?!
CAN’T BRITNEY COME UP WITH SOMETHING MORE ORIGINAL FOR HER TITLE, THEN WHAT CHRISTINA HAS ALREADY DONE IN 2006.
I USED TO BE A BRITNEY FAN, BUT HELL.. CHRISTINA IS WAY WAY WAY WAY MORE TALENTED THAN BRITNEY.
b | November 1, 2008 at 3:45 pm
WHAT A BIG SURPRISE YOUR NAME IS FERNANDO!!!!! Im sure you some border jumping illegal just like obamas aunt whos staying in TAX PAID PUBLIC HOUSING and at the same time make campaign contributions. Oh yeah, and im not a republican. I love how you low IQ landscaper illegals claim a party you dont know shit about. The inner city monkeys dont even know who obamas vp pick is!! Hes a dark skin and they know that means….(more handouts) for the lazy monkeys.
Mark | November 1, 2008 at 4:07 pm
You can’t have a “bonus track” on a brand new album.
zzz | November 1, 2008 at 8:25 pm
dude, taiwan is NOT china. you’re screwing things up. this article shows how ignorant some people can be.
i won’t go on this site again…
b | November 1, 2008 at 9:30 pm
Hey number 42, you need to change your name. I cant have people thinking im some loser who thinks christina skankalara has TALENT! They both have circus themes becuase their both complete clowns with the makeup too match.
Monkey Man | November 1, 2008 at 9:59 pm
Circus, my ass, she needs to be in a Zoo in a cage! Throw away the key and give this woman some fresh, raw meat.
Blurgh | November 1, 2008 at 11:49 pm
Ok. Have never posted here but must get this off my chest. This is something that’s bothered me for some time. I am not a Britney fan. I could care less about her. However, I’ve noticed that ALL of her cd covers (my sister owns them all) are atrocious. They look like they were designed by a 12 year old girl with a trapper keeper aesthetic. This is by far the best of the bunch and it still looks like it was done in MS Word by a legally blind design intern.
I don’t know why this bothers me. But it does. They pour how much money into airbrushing this cow, but they can’t afford a decent designer? It’s like the people who market this crap are TELLING us not to care, telling everyone that it’s total shit, yet people are still eating it up.
Ok. Glad to unload that.
SirBeautiful | November 2, 2008 at 6:25 am
that message makes me wish i don`t live in Taiwan
Evan Faine | November 2, 2008 at 8:14 am
They couldn’t even airbrush her hot. Still looks shit.