Britney Spears ugrades her house

jrzmommy you said I’ve found that people from the state of unconsciousness say pretty fucking stupid things.

ah, yes…..I was passed out when I said that, so I didn’t remember.

hahaha! that’s ok jrzmommy! it was a profound moment for moi!

Yes, knowing how many zero’s is in a million is important. What’s even more important is not loosing 9 billion like Bush did… that is a great deal of zeros to keep track of; maybe he needs a calculator for Christmas.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

Good luck to whoever buys it. I would think it would be pretty difficult to boil a house in Clorox.

she needs to do something about those saggy shoulders (you thought i was gonna say tits, didn’t ya?)

@54
And knowing how many o’s are in the word “losing” is also important. Ha ha ha!

when are extensions going to come OUT of style?

those arms make baby jesus cry.

@57 eh, not so much.

#27 & 28 – I am sorry you’re both ginormous fatwads. Wait, no I’m not. I can’t wait to gorge myself on turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, 5 different deserts, wine, beer & cheese and not have to worry about any of it. tubbalardasses.

Regarding the idiotic comments of 27 and 28-
Of course she looks decent here-she’s been lipoed,
had new implants put in-no doubt the silicon ones
cause she could set that up even though it will be
a while before they are available to the public, she
no doubt had a tummy tuck and where are her
scars from the babies’ births? She should have
scars dammit!
She just can’t ever get it together because she
must not really care about how she comes off
to the general public. It’s just pointless to root
for the girl because she ALWAYS makes such
poor choices and she keeps falling on her face.

It definitely looks like she is wearing a gold wedding band.

I’m not a fan of the girl, but how many women look that good two months after having the second baby in two years? For chrissake, people! The dress is kinda plain though, and I like her hair better without the extensions.

And why the fuck is she selling her house? Didn’t she just spend $100,000 on fixing up the nursery? Some people have way too much money.

big mamma

does anyone know what that tatto is on her wrist in the last photo?

I’m still not impressed. Its an improvement but still, someone with all her $$ and resources and time to work out all day ought to look way better than that. She is just so fucking clueless and it is a damn shame.

Nipsy I think the tattoo is a pair of pink dice and kfed got a matching pair of blue dice on his wrist. Could they be any gayer?

#67 you’re right about the tattoo. thanks for the tip.

dice tattoo screams “player”. huge STOP sign. he’s such a fucking cheeseball that if i ran a cracker across his back, i would probably have myself a tasty treat. that’s probably why brit couldn’t resist his charms.

Her neighbors are probably throwing a party at this very moment, celebrating the fact that they’re finally getting rid of them. I know if I had to watch Kevin drive past my house everyday blaring his CD I’d want to croak.

She still has a football linebacker neck wider than her cranium with a man’s Adam’s apple and the world’s worst weave.

Doesn’t she realize that people saw her on David Letterman not long ago with her hair whacked off above her shoulders? WTF? It’s SOOO fake and EW

******* THIS JUST IN *******
Turns out that Britney was unhappy with how she appeared at the AMAs and had some digital masters painstakingly slim down her form via computer frame by frame (just like they had magically chunked up Whitney Houston at the Michael Jackson tribute in 2001).
Here’s a photo of the REAL Britney:
http://www.freakingnews.com/entries/3000/3232-Britney-Spears-Obese_w.jpg

HollyJ:

“She still has a football linebacker neck wider than her cranium with a man’s Adam’s apple and the world’s worst weave.”

Wow, you were really checking her out. Must be love.

still, i’d hit it.

She’s looking so pretty already!!! thank god she left that sucker KFED!

#1 YOU IDIOT SHE DOESNT LOOK FAT BUT WITH THOSE BIG EARS AND COCK EYE SHE REMINDS ME OF A MONKEY, THAT POOR GIRL SERIOUSLY,SHE GOT PLAYED BY AMERICA’S WORST WIGGER SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE IS DOING ALL SHE CAN NOT TO BREAK OUT IN TEARS

Hollywwod Gossip Books:
http://www.onlybooks.us/campaigns/hollywood_gossip_books.html

Go Brit go brit!

she’s clearly wearing a wedding band. she’s going to take him back. you mark my words.

She can:
1. Divorce K-fed
2. Buy a new house
3. Sell 30 gazillion records

But she will never, ever, ever get rid of that man’s neck she is wearing.

OOOO U DUMMIES!!

SHE JUST HAD A BABY AND HER BOOBS

ARE BIG CUZ THEY ARE FULL OF MILK!!

SHE BREASTFEEDS BOTH THE BABIES, IT’S

CALLED TANDEM NURSING AND ITS THE BEST

THING SHE WILL EVER DO 4 THOSE KIDS!!

BREAST IS BEST!!

THIS IS ALSO WHY SHE LOST WEIGHT
SO DAMN FAST!!

WHEN U BREASTFEED U LOSE 500 CALORIES
A DAY!!

THE BREAST MILK MAKES UR BABY

-HEALTHIER( LESS SICKNESS FOR A LIFETIME )
-SMARTER
-HAPPIER
-PREVENTS MOST CANCERS

WHY DONT MOST MOMS BREASTFEED??

CUZ THEY ARE SELFFISH!!

GOD GAVE U BOOBS TO BREASTFEED!! OK!!

THANK U VERY MUCH!!!

florida? good riddance…we don’t want her around her