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Johnny Be Good | November 22, 2006 at 8:38 am
She needs to upgrade her whole life, starting with her body that fat whale. Love the smoking around a newborn too, classy.
geeksterjen | November 22, 2006 at 8:39 am
FIRST!
She looks good.
geeksterjen | November 22, 2006 at 8:39 am
Shit. You beat me!
Johnny Be Good | November 22, 2006 at 8:43 am
The only thing more annoying than someone who writes “FIRST!” on this website is someone who writes “FIRST!” when they are actually second. Please Jen, grow up.
Ten bucks says you were one of the kids who pushed in line at birthday parties as a child when the cake was cut so you could get one of the icing roses on your piece. I hated kids like you.
jrzmommy | November 22, 2006 at 8:47 am
She upgraded that house when she served K-Fuck with divorce papers.
Madrid Marriott | November 22, 2006 at 8:48 am
Wow. I didn’t realize that a trailer park lot could cost so much. Must be in a good school district.
BriBri | November 22, 2006 at 8:48 am
Shouldn’t she have this kind of money in the bank already? Her net worth is like $150 million.
poodleup | November 22, 2006 at 8:50 am
I first read that as “Britney Spears upgrades her hose” and figured her fishnets finally broke into many crusty, unwearable pieces. Not this time……
Chantelle83 | November 22, 2006 at 8:55 am
“Ugrades”?
Those hair extensions look foul. Kudos to her stylist for making her wear something decent for once. But her arms are way too fat for her to be wearing sleeveless.
And she’s actually thinking anyone would come see her perform? Who does she think she is – Aretha?
bigponie | November 22, 2006 at 8:56 am
this is what she read when she opened that envelope…
http://i4.tinypic.com/15iaq6s.gif
Chantelle83 | November 22, 2006 at 8:57 am
And is it just me or does she look retarded in pics 1, 6 and 7? Why are her eyes so far apart??
RichPort | November 22, 2006 at 9:02 am
When I saw them lowering what turned out NOT to be Earl at the AMAs last night, I thought they were gonna let her grab a stick and beat him like a fucking pi
Alex | November 22, 2006 at 9:02 am
#7
I’m sure she does have the matured liquidity, but why spend it when you can spend fresh cash that hasn’t earned any interest, hence not taxed you? Think about it. 29 million in matured liquidity is gaining at least $750k-1 million in earned interest every quarter! That would be at least $750k you wouldn’t have if you spend the matured money.
And that’s the easy explanation.
crabbie | November 22, 2006 at 9:03 am
You mean Britney has a toilet indoors now?
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
86 | November 22, 2006 at 9:06 am
She needs to have more confidence. It would look better than any new wardrobe a stylist could put together.
JoannieBalonie | November 22, 2006 at 9:06 am
oooh! chunky arms!!
pcgeek | November 22, 2006 at 9:07 am
I hate her hair extensions! She looked more together when she was sporting that great sassy cut!
86 | November 22, 2006 at 9:08 am
17 I concur
86 | November 22, 2006 at 9:09 am
I guess long straight hair lends itself to the illusion of being taller and thinner on camera. Hey wait, maybe she should just become taller and thinner and then she could wear her hair any old way.
kayla | November 22, 2006 at 9:09 am
19th!
kayla | November 22, 2006 at 9:09 am
wait no.. 21st!
pcgeek | November 22, 2006 at 9:11 am
86, I agree with that, but it should at least be stylish and not so ratty on the ends. It just doesn’t look real.
pcgeek | November 22, 2006 at 9:13 am
And too bad she’s still acting as trailer trash as she was with the K-ster. I thought the hairdoo and life changes indicated a real turn for her. Not so…yet.
Tracie | November 22, 2006 at 9:18 am
#6 – There’s no such thing as a “good” school district in Florida.
The dress doesn’t do her any favors. I know they’re extensions, but it looks more like a wig.
I can’t call her a cheeky monkey, it’s got to be a chunky monkey!
jrzmommy | November 22, 2006 at 9:19 am
Is it just me or is she giving some Vulcan, intergalactic secret sign to someone in the second picture?
DrunkBlogger | November 22, 2006 at 9:30 am
What does ugrade mean?
bexybeans | November 22, 2006 at 9:30 am
what is wrong with you people? if you think that she is fat, you must think nicole richie is the posterchild for health. why is everyone so obsessed with people being too fat, too skinny? no one ever comments, wow britney looks great, especially considering she had a baby 3 months ago and she’s going through a divorce. i’d kill to look like her, and my child is 3 years old. i like this site because the person who writes it is clever and hilariously funny, but these evil bitch comments have got to stop. you people are sick.
sassi_chic | November 22, 2006 at 9:32 am
I think she looks good! And why does everyone think she is fat? It is amazing how a little weight (after just having a baby) would cause people to be so rude just because she had a killer body 2 babies ago. No wonder we have a bunch of girls starving themselves!
magickal | November 22, 2006 at 9:34 am
Why the mother fuck does she still have that cocksucking motherfucking wedding band on? And she’s purposely flashing it, just like the his and hers ghetto dice tattoo on her wrist.
If she sells the house for 13.5 mill, she has to give K-Douche half. So, that’s like what, 6.75 million left? She has to come up with another 22.25 mill for the new Miami house, hence the loser Palms gig. Coincidentally, in Vegas, K-Fag’s home away from home. The shred of respect I had gained for her for leaving his filthy disgusting ass is going, going…..gone.
bexybeans | November 22, 2006 at 9:37 am
#29 – now THAT is an appropriate, well thought out comment. it’s funny, clever, and made me think about something i hadn’t already thought about. see it takes some level of intelligence to write something besides “OMG britney is a fat cow”
thank you for not being a moron.
magickal | November 22, 2006 at 9:39 am
#27 and #28:
She does look good, for having two babies in two years, but people are free to say what they wish. she, Nicole Richie and the rest of the attention whoring “celebs” put themselves out there to be scrutinized. No, she doesn’t look fat, but that is not the most flattering dress. What are you, her fucking parents? If you don’t like it, LEAVE! Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.
jrzmommy | November 22, 2006 at 9:40 am
26–at first I thought you were just drunk, but you’re right! what is ugrade?
magickal | November 22, 2006 at 9:41 am
Thank you, bexybeans, for approving of my words. I desperately seek approval, and nothing fulfills me more than getting it from strangers on the internet.
jrzmommy | November 22, 2006 at 9:42 am
27 & 28– spoken like true fatties.
CelebSlam.com | November 22, 2006 at 9:57 am
Spears in Florida? This should provide months of material
http://www.celebslam.com
D'oh Eyes | November 22, 2006 at 10:00 am
It’s nice they could find crappy, fried-looking extensions to complete her look.
The_Dish | November 22, 2006 at 10:07 am
I love the fact that as soon as she dumps K-Fuck the world loves her again….
Lest we forget that she did fucking marry him in the first place… and then there is the small issue of her having bared 2 of his children which I’m sure she did just for the strong genes.
Sheesh. Still a piece of white trash to me.
D'oh Eyes | November 22, 2006 at 10:09 am
@35 No kidding. Whenever we hear of people doing stupid/bad things, it’s usually from Florida, Georgia, or Texas. Don’t know what it is. No offense to those living in said states who aren’t complete morons.
beifiori | November 22, 2006 at 10:16 am
any clues as to why she’s still sporting the wedding band?
beifiori | November 22, 2006 at 10:17 am
or maybe it was his cock ring and she wears it as a reminder of what to avoid in the future
beifiori | November 22, 2006 at 10:18 am
number 38, I assure you people from other states say stupid things as well, but perhaps people from those states are just too stupid to pick up on that stupid
beifiori | November 22, 2006 at 10:20 am
no offense to those who aren’t stupid though, or to those who aren’t bigots
D'oh Eyes | November 22, 2006 at 10:21 am
It’s stuck? She got married when she was thinner and maybe she never bothered to take it off.
jrzmommy | November 22, 2006 at 10:21 am
I’ve found that people from the state of unconsciousness say pretty fucking stupid things.
NipsyHustle | November 22, 2006 at 10:27 am
every time i see her face now i hear dueling banjos. she’s just exposed her white trash roots for so long, i can’t believe she’s anything else.
and those thunder thighs are so huge i’m sure the audience broke out umbrellas thinking a storm was coming
LoneWolf | November 22, 2006 at 10:29 am
Vegas, eh?
“Ah’m jest so proud that y’all come out to mah show. Ain’t it comical how ah fit into Elvis’s ole jumpsuits? We saved us a ton of money own wardrobe, but they’s so hot mah back fat gets all sweaty. An’ I gets these cravin’s for fried nanner sandwiches. Course, that’s nuthin’ new, uh-hyuck-hyuck”
Next year it’ll be Branson, MO. Then the slack-jawed yokels who couldn’t afford to see her in a classy venue like the Palms can gape at her in dull fascination at the Andy Williams theater, one show a day, two Saturday and Sunday.
And the downward spiral of her career continues…..
ttt | November 22, 2006 at 10:32 am
she should sell her house for $5 to her sister and give k-fuck the $2.50 he so rightly deserves.
beifiori | November 22, 2006 at 10:35 am
that’s a good point jrzmommy, I never thought of it in those terms, but I like your line of thought!
veggi | November 22, 2006 at 10:37 am
Jaimie Lynn and K-fuckhead are so going to get it on.
jrzmommy | November 22, 2006 at 10:41 am
48- huh? what did I say?