Britney Spears turns herself in

October 16th, 2007 // 130 Comments


  1. soy

    those boots
    are stuck on
    .. .. her staff secretly pissed, sh*t & …whatever’ in them

  2. Danklin24

    What in the hell is up with the title picture? She looks like a 40 year old ugly fat mom. Ooooooh!

  3. JesusShowersHisLove

    I thought Britney got pink eye when my one-eyed snake showered my love all over her face and she didn’t close her eyes.

    Mark 12:12

  4. MrsP

    #92, TT, I guess you got through reading the posts from the other day! I’m still waiting for my WWTT (What Would Texas Tranny Do?) bracelet. I think BunnyButt’s supposed to be ordering them! And also, the bible thumpers ain’t gonna save Britney, the world or anything else by posting hymns on the Superfish!! (just had to say that!)

  5. Zing!

    Apparently your life is mainly lived on this computer.

    P.S. Fuck You : )

  6. Zing!

    that’s 81. Oops.

  7. WWTT
    That’s wonderful.

  8. jrzmommy

    Britney Spears Turns Herself In…………..to a Giant Fucking Failure

  9. why is it she’s always on headlines….? are there any celebrity news besides fatney??

  10. Britney is a total train wreck in action and we can’t turn our heads and just walk away. It’s human nature. Reminds me of the old saying “When your down and out, everyone wants a piece of your ass”
    I’m only interested in these posts as to see if she’s wearing panties or not. Most of you here on the Fish know how deep my panty fetish is and I would rather see her panties than look at her naked pussy. Panties leave so much more to the imagination as opposed to seeing a naked pussy. Anyone that trades pictures with me knows this, but I digress.
    Britney, we love you………..love that your spinning out of control towards Earth at blinding speed and the crash we be spectacular.

  11. I bought a hilarious “Show me your Britney” Shirt at this site:

    http://www.cafepress.com/larryadair/3338091

  12. Allknowingone

    Britney,
    Stop picking and digging at the meth bugs under your skin. They really aren’t there. They are only in your imagination. You are scarring your face very badly!

  13. fish bait

    these pictures were not taking when she was leaving the police station. if you read the blurb it says she wore a turtle neck shirt to the police station, dumbasses.
    all I can say for her is all that money at the tanning salons is paying off. she definitely looks toasty. still a whore though.

  14. Oh my God, I think Britney Spears really sucks!! She is dead since a lot of time and she is trying to make music again? Come on Brit, go home or go to the mental institution!!!!

  15. whatever

    I hate this bitch.

  16. BunnyButt

    TT, I live on the far north side of the city, about 1/2 hour from Rosemont. I grew up in the Villa Park/West Chicago area so I know it well, and I’ll be at the Arboretum this Saturday, seeing if there’s any fall color yet. Sadly, I probably would’ve been relegated to designated driver since I’m not much of a drinker, but it sounds like it would’ve been a great time even sober.

    #76, I’m going with #2. Whatever I have to do to avoid spending eternity with you and all of the other bible thumpers.

  17. Dick Richards (Christ hating self-sycophant)

    #76. You stupid, trashy excuse for a person. I bet you pray just right! God loves you. In this day-and age, you’d think that people were smart enough to not believe in a god, lol. I mean, how easy. Hey, I don’ understand life. Why do things happen? Oh, that’s right, there’s a little man in the sky how decided to shine his penis-light on me. I’m “special”. You christians think that you’re special. You’re absolutely not. You’re just as small as the rest of us. Period. If I had to chose a life with christians, like #76, or an eternity with Slayer. You better goddamn believe I’d pick slayer!

    P.S. Viva Terrorism. Kill those fucking christ-anuses you lovely psychotics.

  18. brithater

    That is the same skirt she was wearing a few days ago at Starbucks when she was “reading” the chronicles of narnia in her car. I’m going out on a limb here, but I’m thinking she probably didn’t wash it before wearing it again.

  19. boo

    I didn’t even think that was her, her face looks so different. Is the meth kicking in? Then I saw the nails, yup, that’s Britney.

  20. gotmilk?

    jesus christ, someone call the EPA because it looks like exxon-mobil had an oil spill on her face.

    119, i think this was taken later that day. everything is the same except her face is greasier & she put on a sweater.

    she’s just foul.

  21. H.A.L.9000

    cool, liz taylor! oh wait…dang…

  22. Marcy D'arcy

    Her breast in the first photo looks like it came detached from her body and she his holding it on with her hand!

  23. Danklin24

    If those shiney round lumps under her shirt aren’t fake i’ll suck Ron Jeremy’s cock.

  24. Custom J

    Fame has made her degenerate into a skank. I’d still totally lest her squat of my face any day of the week though!

  25. InstantAsshat-AddFame

    Does this bitch ever NOT have spilled food on her clothes?

  26. Tits McGee

    I say, she STILL HAS SMALL HANDS LIKE A CARNIE. EWWWWWWWWWW!

    STUBBIE! She’s like a blonde gypsy. And not the good kind, like Stevie Nicks, either.

  27. Tia

    I used to feel really bad for Britney because I thought she was just trying to live a regular life and be a good mom, but now I couldn’t give a shit how mean and disrespectful people are to her because that was what the little smelly bitch gets for only thinking about her poor self and letting her kids get taken away from her. She’s disgusting.

  28. Cindy

    I bet she smells as bad as she looks. Fuck this bitch.

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