Britney Spears turns herself in

October 16th, 2007 // 130 Comments

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Comments (130)

  1. stickykeys | October 16, 2007 at 9:32 am

    dumb fuck

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  2. hippie | October 16, 2007 at 9:33 am

    shes such a dirty hippie

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  3. Last | October 16, 2007 at 9:33 am

    Man,

    That doesn’t look like her in the title photo. It looks like her in 20 years.

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  4. nyrhody | October 16, 2007 at 9:35 am

    I would still let her fart in my mouth.

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  5. SLOB | October 16, 2007 at 9:36 am

    she needs to stop being so natural, take a shower, scrub that skin, wash that hair, comb it dry it stye it, and put on some makeup and clothes that fit! why is she such a SLOB!

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  6. classic | October 16, 2007 at 9:36 am

    she just needs to shave her head and start wearing wigs

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  7. hegadeth | October 16, 2007 at 9:37 am

    Is she wearing those fucking boots AGAIN?!

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  8. classic | October 16, 2007 at 9:38 am

    does anyone else keep thinking that the girl at the top of the screen is wearing a santa hat out of the corner of your eye?

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  9. shes dumb | October 16, 2007 at 9:38 am

    she could be pretty if she didn’t ruin herself by trying to look ugly
    if she got ready one day and put herself together a lot of people would say
    ” britney is back “, thats almost all she has to do

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  10. Yazoo | October 16, 2007 at 9:38 am

    She wears sunglasses because the PAPS and Media always have bright camera lights ! Just like Jack Nicolson said after coming out of a restaurant the oother night, A PAP asked Jack how was his dinner and Jacks repsonse was Eat that Fucking light and I’ll tell you how it was

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  11. Auntie Kryst | October 16, 2007 at 9:47 am

    Didn’t this fender bender happen several weeks ago? She’s just turning herself in now? Fucking empty headed, selfish, rude, twat.

    It doesn’t make sense, I thought rednecks like her were supposed to be good drivers like the Duke boys and NASCAR fans.

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  12. Annabel | October 16, 2007 at 9:48 am

    7… Yeap, she’s still wearing “The Boots”.

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  13. Chef | October 16, 2007 at 9:51 am

    Yep! Last pic shows the boots. I think they really are super glued on. How about the mug shots? I want to see the mug shots. Bet they are from the waist down, showing her flashing her snatch and boots. That’s the only way the cops can identify her.

    “Yep, chief, we got Britney. I would know those boots and pussy anywhere.”

    PInk eye? Heck no. She just stabbed herself with the Starbuck’s straw. Can’t read, drink and flash at the same time.

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  14. lola | October 16, 2007 at 9:54 am

    the inside of those boots must smell like stale old feet!!!!!

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  15. lola again | October 16, 2007 at 9:55 am

    #13 that was hilarious….

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  16. havoc | October 16, 2007 at 9:57 am

    I’m sure the paps were taking photos of her wearing sunglasses with her tit hanging out like that….

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  17. groovy | October 16, 2007 at 9:57 am

    I bet the boots and the snatch all identify with the same smell….cheeetos

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  18. britney i can help | October 16, 2007 at 9:58 am

    this girl needs a new : stylist, manager, publicist, and personal coach!
    she needs to shower everyday and get rid of the damn boots!

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  19. * MISS UNIVERSE | October 16, 2007 at 9:58 am

    wonder if she will get more publicity than Paris Hilton or Naomi Campbell

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  20. suzabel7 | October 16, 2007 at 9:59 am

    Yo, anyone notice the white shiz at the bottom of her hippie dress?

    Dirty Birdy.

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  21. havoc | October 16, 2007 at 10:00 am

    LOL! Yeah, Monica Lewinsky called. She needs her cum stained dress back….

    LMAO!

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  22. djthecat | October 16, 2007 at 10:01 am

    she looks greasy, like she would be all slick if you touched her face…

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  23. hausfrau | October 16, 2007 at 10:02 am

    What’s with the giant white stain on the bottom of her dress? Can this girl do anything without spilling shit all over herself? I guess that’s what living life in your car will do to you.

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  24. 1MILF Hunter | October 16, 2007 at 10:02 am

    Why can’t LAPD Rodney King her ass??

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  25. djthecat | October 16, 2007 at 10:05 am

    @23, i am telling you, she is too greasy. maybe that’s why. like fighters putting vaseline on their faces. the cop’s punches just slide right off.

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  26. D. Richards | October 16, 2007 at 10:10 am

    Britney gets caught with the stupidest looks on her face. Why does she do that? She always looks like she just shit herself a little. I’d bet money that she shits for fun.

    P.S. I wonder if Britney ever walks around nude in front of Jamie-Lynn? God, I hope so.

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  27. Ted from LA | October 16, 2007 at 10:13 am

    I heard they couldn’t get a clear figureprint of her. They tried 12 times and each time all they got was a Cheeto stain.

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  28. poopie eye | October 16, 2007 at 10:24 am

    there’s only one way to get pink eye. poopie eye

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  29. Valerie hates talentless hacks | October 16, 2007 at 10:24 am

    It’s AAAAAlways something. Fuckups – 1,000,000 plus….Accountability – Zero

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  30. IKE | October 16, 2007 at 10:24 am

    HEY! Do you think they’ll have cameras there for the strip search???
    I’m sure Brit won’t care…..she’d probably pose for a couple.
    :)

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  31. Fluffy Butt | October 16, 2007 at 10:41 am

    she needs to turn in them damn ugly boots
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    to the Goodwill!

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  32. nev | October 16, 2007 at 10:45 am

    Dont you get ‘Pink Eye’ when an infected person farts on your face?

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  33. Shit4Brains | October 16, 2007 at 10:49 am

    That girl is a total train wreck…………..she looks like she hasn’t washed her face in days. Gross!

    #32……………..lame!

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  34. D. Richards | October 16, 2007 at 11:01 am

    Yes, Nev, you are absolutely correct. When a person, infected with pink-eye, farts on your eyeball, the hot gas stains the retna, causing a complete brown-out. Hence, pink-eye.

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  35. IWONKY | October 16, 2007 at 11:02 am

    “I’m a Brainiac” the Brit Twit was all concerned about “hurting” her own car but never even tried to find out whose car she hit while she was in the store before she left. “Oh, I don’t have to own up to any mistakes…mistake, what mistake?” I hope Kim of “KIMS WGN” is suing the pants off her….oh….that’s right, the bitch ain’t got no panties……so no one can sue them off of her.

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  36. MMB | October 16, 2007 at 11:09 am

    Oh she looks so gross…you know, I think this sorta proves she was always gross, but lighting, makeup, airbrushing, etc. is magical. seriously magical. that’s why she was hanging with criss angel–trying to get him to recreate that magic, but alas, he is not that talented.

    PS—don’t her boobs look MIGHTY fake in a few of those pics????!!!!!!!

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  37. achmmy | October 16, 2007 at 11:14 am

    whats that white stuff at the bottom of her dress? Looks like the police let her “Get off” easy……

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  38. Mike | October 16, 2007 at 11:17 am

    no, #36
    i kinda of disagree, anyone would be gross if they do what she does for hygiene, dresses like she does, eats like she does, etc.
    if she tries as hard as normal girl, she is hotter than the norm.
    i think you could say the gym, soap, and a hair brush, is magical in her case.
    she has a smallish nose, big eyes, pretty teeth and mouth, a good shape and even cheek bones when thin.

    and that pisses me off even more, cause it shows how LAZY and SLOPPY she is.
    she def thinks she is above it all now. and shes not, she really needs to try harder to seem like she has earned what she has.

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  39. George | October 16, 2007 at 11:17 am

    Why does every celebrity that goes to the LAPD to turn themselves in not have to stay in jail for any length of time. I spend more than 45 minutes in line every time I go to the Post Office.

    Anyone else but a celebrity would be striped searched and have to spend hours in some holding tank, with a bunch of derelicts and actor wannabes, until their bail went through, which would take at least 100 hours.

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  40. Pam | October 16, 2007 at 11:19 am

    She looks like a has been porn star from the 1970′s.

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  41. KENNY'S A SPECIAL OLYMPIC CHAMP! | October 16, 2007 at 11:21 am

    DONUTS ‘N CHEESE
    DONUT’S ‘N CHEESE
    R YUMMY GOOT
    DONUT’S ‘N CHEESE
    zo eat ur donuts ‘n cheese

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  42. calm down | October 16, 2007 at 11:26 am

    i hate her and all, but for a fender bender like the one in the video #39???
    i doubt anyone would be strip searched for that, or put in jail. you must be a really suspicious looking person for all of that to happen to you. that is really going overboard.

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  43. Derryck | October 16, 2007 at 11:27 am

    i agree #38. she messes herself up, it pisses me off. pretty much everything bad that has happened to her is because she is stupid and lazy

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  44. Mdiz | October 16, 2007 at 11:30 am

    Brit looks shiny…. On a better note i was trying to use my Jedi powers to make that tittay pop out… But do we really need to see that.

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  45. abrican prinsezz | October 16, 2007 at 11:32 am

    Suspicious lookin’ person? What ya mean white gurl? You mean abrican amerien ore somedin’. you’s needs to get off do net and getz yo white ass back tu da burbs, bitch.

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  46. calm down | October 16, 2007 at 11:34 am

    i mean exactly what you think, you nappy headed ho. you need to learn yoz self some english foo

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  47. abrican princezz | October 16, 2007 at 11:37 am

    Bitch yu needz do get out dis site fores i kicks you lil’skinny white azz bitch ho pleaze! go smoke dat crack and peddle yo azz fo da crack.

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  48. calm down white bitch ho | October 16, 2007 at 11:39 am

    bitch ho. youz crazzy or somedin’ like dat.

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  49. Warren G | October 16, 2007 at 11:42 am

    WHAT! now dat sound like dat be the way YOU roll abrican princezz
    care’ yo black azz back to dat park bench on Crenshaw, and give dat white person day computer back you scrumpin dirty ho… fo i gotz to regulate
    go take care yo kids laquisha and shithead

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  50. Razorfish | October 16, 2007 at 11:43 am

    BS @ the pinkeye. I’ve had it and it’s very minor. You can get rid of it in 2 days with warm compress and no meds, but she’s had it for like 2 weeks. She doesn’t have pinkeye.

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